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Mar 15, 2017 6:54 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus
MetaMausMetaMausKilkenny, Ireland4 Threads 689 Posts
Mindless is the future !
Mindfulness is like a mist rising from the sewage of hell blurring our essence of being.
Some fake alternative research suggest we should embrace it.
Don't be fooled !
It's a trick, a trap.
The egg-laying mammals of the Leporidae family are behind this.
These selfish creatures should be band, some even go as far as suggesting being exterminated

According to research by Flinders University School of Psychology in Australia, mindfulness could hold the key to curbing your chocolate cravings.

The addictive qualities of chocolate are well-known - it’s not just in your head but actually scientifically-proven.
Studies have shown that eating chocolate results in the same feelings of pleasure and cravings that people get when taking drugs.
But if you’re trying to wean yourself off the delicious, velvety, warming, sweet stuff, a new study may offer some hope.




Did you read that?
Shocking!
No Surrender !
ever!
Hands off my chocolate !

Never enough chocolate
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Can someone please turn the heating up?
Thanks
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Mar 15, 2017 6:57 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus
MetaMausMetaMausKilkenny, Ireland4 Threads 689 Posts
For those who grew up on The British Isles, this s* ain't chocolate:
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It's a bit like your factory floor sweepings that you spoon into a mug and call it coffee.
I'm sorry...
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Mar 15, 2017 6:58 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus
MetaMausMetaMausKilkenny, Ireland4 Threads 689 Posts
One of those selfish bastards pretending to be part of a sofa.
He got caught in the end and kicked in the nuts
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Mar 15, 2017 7:44 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
You should watch hoodwinked mate laugh
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Mar 16, 2017 3:22 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus
MetaMausMetaMausKilkenny, Ireland4 Threads 689 Posts
nonsmoker: You should watch hoodwinked mate

I remember that, a well researched documentary
Have some breakfast laugh
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Mar 16, 2017 3:23 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus
MetaMausMetaMausKilkenny, Ireland4 Threads 689 Posts
and a healthy option
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Mar 16, 2017 3:28 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus
MetaMausMetaMausKilkenny, Ireland4 Threads 689 Posts
MetaMaus: One of those selfish bastards pretending to be part of a sofa.
He got caught in the end and kicked in the nuts

His blue trousers were a giveaway
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Mar 16, 2017 7:34 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus: His blue trousers were a giveaway


I cant say for sure who terrifies me most in that picture the kid or the rabbit uh oh
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Mar 16, 2017 7:42 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
I love chocolate smitten

I am trying to stick to dark chocolate now though, because it is healthier.

I have nothing against mindfulness either though

I eat my chocolate mindfullyinnocent
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Mar 17, 2017 2:41 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia537 Threads 1 Polls 35,577 Posts
mollybaby: I love chocolate

I am trying to stick to dark chocolate now though, because it is healthier.

I have nothing against mindfulness either though

I eat my chocolate mindfully




Dark chocolate

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White chocolate blues

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sad flower irish
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Mar 17, 2017 3:25 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand19 Threads 1 Polls 10,957 Posts
Lookin4missright: Dark chocolate




White chocolate
You never told us you had a boat Lookin , did it come with a largebreasted paddler duck .
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Mar 17, 2017 3:37 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
Lookin4missright: Dark chocolate




White chocolate


Mmm I love dark chocolate even more nowsmitten
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Mar 17, 2017 4:08 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia537 Threads 1 Polls 35,577 Posts
epirb: You never told us you had a boat Lookin , did it come with a largebreasted paddler duck .




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Gotta watch for scammers professor laugh
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Mar 17, 2017 4:09 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia537 Threads 1 Polls 35,577 Posts
mollybaby: Mmm I love dark chocolate even more now



Pffft!! snooty
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Mar 17, 2017 4:35 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand194 Threads 8 Polls 6,235 Posts
MetaMaus: For those who grew up on The British Isles, this s* ain't chocolate:

It's a bit like your factory floor sweepings that you spoon into a mug and call it coffee.
I'm sorry...


The product you mention is most certainly NOT chocolate by EU standards ... it's flavoured vegetable oil and (most) UK ice cream falls into an EU standard called frozen margarine!

And UK sausage falls well short of the EU standard for sausage ... it's a long long list!

How did this shocking state of affairs come about ?

Well, we're inventive us Brits and while Gerry was bombing the sh*te out of us we had to make meagre rations stretch out!

So some wag of a butcher added oatmeal ( and probably sawdust after it was swept off the floor) to stretch out the meat ration

Walls made 'ice cream' without dairy

And all other manner of crap was added ...

After WW2 though the food industry figire "Why sell em good food when they're willing to eat sh*te ?" and they all got very rich as oats are a damned sight cheaper than pork or beef for sausages ( and etc etc etc )
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Mar 17, 2017 5:30 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus
MetaMausMetaMausKilkenny, Ireland4 Threads 689 Posts
mollybaby: I love chocolate

I am trying to stick to dark chocolate now though, because it is healthier.

I have nothing against mindfulness either though

I eat my chocolate mindfully


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When it comes to chocolate, mindfulness is a dark slippery slope snooty
There never is too much chocolate laugh

Although for some mindfulness seems to be a popular semi religious competition collecting scouts badges to which I have to say, up yours; I find it an interesting never ending learning experience

anyways, it's about indulgence of chocolate super yay
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Mar 17, 2017 6:21 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus
MetaMausMetaMausKilkenny, Ireland4 Threads 689 Posts
WTF!? seems my previous picture of a woman bathing in chocolate offended some..roll eyes
Maybe a little plastic doll is okay ?
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or a man and drake ?
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Mar 17, 2017 6:46 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus: Mindless is the future !
Mindfulness is like a mist rising from the sewage of hell blurring our essence of being.
Some fake alternative research suggest we should embrace it.
Don't be fooled !
It's a trick, a trap.
The egg-laying mammals of the Leporidae family are behind this.
These selfish creatures should be band, some even go as far as suggesting being exterminated

According to research by Flinders University School of Psychology in Australia, mindfulness could hold the key to curbing your chocolate cravings.

The addictive qualities of chocolate are well-known - it’s not just in your head but actually scientifically-proven.
Studies have shown that eating chocolate results in the same feelings of pleasure and cravings that people get when taking drugs.
But if you’re trying to wean yourself off the delicious, velvety, warming, sweet stuff, a new study may offer some hope.



Did you read that?
Shocking!
No Surrender !
ever!
Hands off my chocolate !

Never enough chocolate

Can someone please turn the heating up?
Thanks


You almost sound like somebody I admire. wave
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Mar 17, 2017 6:46 PM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
lindsyjones: You almost sound like somebody I admire.


And I eat anything and not mindful about it.
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Mar 18, 2017 8:54 AM CST Mindfulness, UP YOURS !!
MetaMaus
MetaMausMetaMausKilkenny, Ireland4 Threads 689 Posts
lindsyjones: You almost sound like somebody I admire.

I can imagine, an outragegous headline and near incoherent contents. Not something/someone I would admire laugh
More chocolate anyone..?
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