A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. "I'll have a pint of lager, and a whiskey for Tiny." "Why is he called Tiny?" the barman asks. "Because he's 'my newt'."
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Let's dig out those innocent jokes that made us giggle when we were still waiting for our voices, and other things, to drop.