Make up a Poem/Rhyme about a CS'er (113)
I wondered what's this noise last night,
it must've been Looking's bones that cracked.
I put the light on and oh, my God,
I saw him with a fork in his back...
Errrr, I'm not that good rhyming in English
it must've been Looking's bones that cracked.
I put the light on and oh, my God,
I saw him with a fork in his back...
Errrr, I'm not that good rhyming in English
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KremaP: I wondered what's this noise last night,
it must've been Looking's bones that cracked.
I put the light on and oh, my God,
I saw him with a fork in his back...
Errrr, I'm not that good rhyming in English
it must've been Looking's bones that cracked.
I put the light on and oh, my God,
I saw him with a fork in his back...
Errrr, I'm not that good rhyming in English
I thought you were gonna say crack
And it's"Lookin"
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Lookin4missright: I thought you were gonna say crack
And it's"Lookin"
And it's"Lookin"
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There once was a spunk from balgaria
Who's bum looked so much hairier
She yelled oi i'm a lady
And that's my bloody posteria
I can't do Bulgarian either
Who's bum looked so much hairier
She yelled oi i'm a lady
And that's my bloody posteria
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Lookin4missright: There once was a spunk from balgaria
Who's bum looked so much hairier
She yelled oi i'm a lady
And that's my bloody posteria
I can't do Bulgarian either
Who's bum looked so much hairier
She yelled oi i'm a lady
And that's my bloody posteria
I can't do Bulgarian either
Diarrhea?
Don't worry lub...------ This thread is Archived ------
I have to say good night to you,
I'll have to wash and visit the loo,
don't waste your time to dig for rhymes,
enjoy the night, the time just flies...
I'll have to wash and visit the loo,
don't waste your time to dig for rhymes,
enjoy the night, the time just flies...
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Lookin4missright: "“There once was a spunk from balgaria
Who's bum looked so much hairier
She yelled oi i'm a lady
And that's my bloody posteria
I can't do Bulgarian either”"
Who's bum looked so much hairier
She yelled oi i'm a
And that's my bloody posteria
I can't do Bulgarian either”"
KremaP: Diarrhea?
Don't worry lub...
Don't worry lub...
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KremaP: I have to say good night to you,
I'll have to wash and visit the loo,
don't waste your time to dig for rhymes,
enjoy the night, the time just flies...
I'll have to wash and visit the loo,
don't waste your time to dig for rhymes,
enjoy the night, the time just flies...
it's 4.30am here dopey
Night
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There once was a lady from cork,
who used to believe in the stork,
when her baby popped out,
she said with a shout.
thank god it's a baby not pork.
used to be able to do these
who used to believe in the stork,
when her baby popped out,
she said with a shout.
thank god it's a baby not pork.
used to be able to do these
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Lookin, you should be proud of our efforts 
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aries1234: There once was a lady from cork,
who used to believe in the stork,
when her baby popped out,
she said with a shout.
thank god it's a baby not pork.
used to be able to do these
who used to believe in the stork,
when her baby popped out,
she said with a shout.
thank god it's a baby not pork.
used to be able to do these
You still can!!
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Lookin4missright: OMG so corn corky
Molly and Grumpy sitting on the grass
Molly stuck her finger right up Grumpy's
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Molly and Grumpy sitting on the grass
Molly stuck her finger right up Grumpy's
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mollybaby: There once was a writer called Grumpy
Whose knowledge of women was bumpy
He lived near Azerbaijan, the locals thought 'oh what a man'
But he thought Spanish women were more funky
Whose knowledge of women was bumpy
He lived near Azerbaijan, the locals thought 'oh what a man'
But he thought Spanish women were more funky
There still is a writer who's grumps
make him fully aware of girl's bumps.
A'baijan is too far
using bike, mule or car
so he stays in Tbilisi and humps!
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Grumpywriter: There still is a writer who's grumps
make him fully aware of girl's bumps.
A'baijan is too far
using bike, mule or car
so he stays in Tbilisi and humps!
make him fully aware of girl's bumps.
A'baijan is too far
using bike, mule or car
so he stays in Tbilisi and humps!
You're out of sinc lub
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Grumpywriter: There still is a writer who's grumps
make him fully aware of girl's bumps.
A'baijan is too far
using bike, mule or car
so he stays in Tbilisi and humps!
make him fully aware of girl's bumps.
A'baijan is too far
using bike, mule or car
so he stays in Tbilisi and humps!
He dreams that he humps
He dreams that he bumps
but in reality he only has self-love
with the writer called Grumps
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There once was a big delema
Where the fluff is my Miss Krema
Where the fluff is my Miss Krema
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mollybaby: He dreams that he humps
He dreams that he bumps
but in reality he only has self-love
with the writer called Grumps
He dreams that he bumps
but in reality he only has self-love
with the writer called Grumps
He keeps ladies happy with all of his clinches
and happily shares all eight of his inches.
But he cannot deliver this pledge in one bite,
so gives four in the morning and four in the night...
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Grumpywriter: He keeps ladies happy with all of his clinches
and happily shares all eight of his inches.
But he cannot deliver this pledge in one bite,
so gives four in the morning and four in the night...
and happily shares all eight of his inches.
But he cannot deliver this pledge in one bite,
so gives four in the morning and four in the night...
Watchya talkin about
Thank you
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I'll start
There once was a lass named Molly
Who would'nt share her lolly
I cried like a dork
She stabbed me with a fork
And things were not so jolly