Bad joke time (5)
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Jeb80: Did anyone hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize.
He won the "no-bell" prize.
good one! as simple as it is -my telling a joke might be why it's a bad joke.
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Old Amish guy was in court following an accident in which a 16 wheeler had run his cart off the road and he was suing the trick company!
The Trickers defence lawyer was very aggressive and demanded a YES / NO answer to the question
"Did you tell the officer at the scene that you were fine after the event?
The old Amish dude repeatedly began by saying
"Sir, you need to understand ...'
And the lawyer kept shutting hiom down with
"YES or NO"
The angered lawyer turned to the judge and demanded that the judge instruct the man to GIVE a simple YES or NO
The Judge answered
"No, I'm not going to do that ... I'd like to hear what this gentleman has to say ... go ahead please!"
"Well, your honour after the accident there was me and my cart in the right ditch and my poor ole horse whinnying and crying hurt in the left ditch. The County Sherrif car pulled up, then I heared a gunshot and the whinnying and crying from the horse quit all of a sudden. Then that Sheriff came round to my side of the road, and there's me all busted up in the ditch and him with his gun in his hand still. Sherrif says to me 'I done put your poor old horse outta it's suffering Mister, now, how are you doin ?
Tell me honest Mr Judge sir would you have said anything other than what I did ? "
The Trickers defence lawyer was very aggressive and demanded a YES / NO answer to the question
"Did you tell the officer at the scene that you were fine after the event?
The old Amish dude repeatedly began by saying
"Sir, you need to understand ...'
And the lawyer kept shutting hiom down with
"YES or NO"
The angered lawyer turned to the judge and demanded that the judge instruct the man to GIVE a simple YES or NO
The Judge answered
"No, I'm not going to do that ... I'd like to hear what this gentleman has to say ... go ahead please!"
"Well, your honour after the accident there was me and my cart in the right ditch and my poor ole horse whinnying and crying hurt in the left ditch. The County Sherrif car pulled up, then I heared a gunshot and the whinnying and crying from the horse quit all of a sudden. Then that Sheriff came round to my side of the road, and there's me all busted up in the ditch and him with his gun in his hand still. Sherrif says to me 'I done put your poor old horse outta it's suffering Mister, now, how are you doin ?
Tell me honest Mr Judge sir would you have said anything other than what I did ? "
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Grand ma had lived on her own but, as she just had had her 100th birthday and she was a little poorly she agreed with the family that she'd go into a care facility till her health was improved ... on condition she could go back home later if that was possible!
Well, grandma was having the time of her life ... especially on account of her Centenarian status the people were awesome !
The toast was just so, the eggs were boiled to perfection, the beans were tender the chilli was hot n sharp ...
And attentive ... my oh my, those nurses could not have been more attentive !
If Grandma was sitting in the chair and she leaned to the left, why a nurse or two were right there to straighten her up and prop a pillow in place, and she leaned to the left, why a nurse or two were right there pronto to straighten her up and prop a pillow !
So when the family visited they were a bit gloomy when Grandma said 'almost' in reply to the question about everything being good ?
" What on earth could it be Grandma " asked the family
" These good people just won't allow me to fart .... '
Well, grandma was having the time of her life ... especially on account of her Centenarian status the people were awesome !
The toast was just so, the eggs were boiled to perfection, the beans were tender the chilli was hot n sharp ...
And attentive ... my oh my, those nurses could not have been more attentive !
If Grandma was sitting in the chair and she leaned to the left, why a nurse or two were right there to straighten her up and prop a pillow in place, and she leaned to the left, why a nurse or two were right there pronto to straighten her up and prop a pillow !
So when the family visited they were a bit gloomy when Grandma said 'almost' in reply to the question about everything being good ?
" What on earth could it be Grandma " asked the family
" These good people just won't allow me to fart .... '
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He won the "no-bell" prize.