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pat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 PostsI'd like a hotty to mow my lawn. How funny is it watching a bimbo trying to start a lawnmower?
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pat8lanips: I'd like a hotty to mow my lawn. How funny is it watching a bimbo trying to start a lawnmower?
Would that be like a himbo trying to start a vacuum cleaner?
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2intrigued: Would that be like a himbo trying to start a vacuum cleaner?
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Lilith10: ....where do you come up with this stuff..
It's all tucked away in my sometimes weird and wacky imagination and with a little help from google....bingo, my job is done.
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2intrigued: It's all tucked away in my sometimes weird and wacky imagination and with a little help from google....bingo, my job is done.
Love it!.......
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2intrigued: It's all tucked away in my sometimes weird and wacky imagination and with a little help from google....bingo, my job is done.
Yes....Google has taken my imagination to new levels, it already was weird and wacky
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Inthewoods: Yes....Google has taken my imagination to new levels, it already was weird and wacky
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link to book content including over 1300 images and names of "A field guide to Spiders of Australia"
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.
After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice.
The voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice answered, "NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice.
The voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice answered, "NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
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How I wished for a man who oozed warmth.
Just to say something nice to me.
I was deluded.
Just to say something nice to me.
I was deluded.
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BerrySmoothie: How I wished for a man who oozed warmth.
Just to say something nice to me.
I was deluded.
Just to say something nice to me.
I was deluded.
Hard to find
Many men ooze warmth and say nice things to us but it's soo difficult to know whether it's meaningful and meant for just us, only.
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serene56: Hard to find
Many men ooze warmth and say nice things to us but it's soo difficult to know whether it's meaningful and meant for just us, only.
Many men ooze warmth and say nice things to us but it's soo difficult to know whether it's meaningful and meant for just us, only.
I only wanted the one.
Thanks Serene.
I need a drink, I think....
Enjoy your night.
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BerrySmoothie: I only wanted the one.
Thanks Serene.
I need a drink, I think....
Enjoy your night.
Thanks Serene.
I need a drink, I think....
Enjoy your night.
Same to you, girl
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Opened up Darth Vader's face have we?
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Jesus, why do I even bother ...chocolates never listens anyway 
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Haven't seen Lookin for a while, hope he's ok
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serene56: Haven't seen Lookin for a while, hope he's ok
I was thinking about that yesterday,,, he is missed,
might be away having a nicer time i hope he is ok!!
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I have so much to do today,, i don't want to get caught up in the banter today
like yesterday,,, i am entertaining tonight,, best get out of here NOW!!
like yesterday,,, i am entertaining tonight,, best get out of here NOW!!
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annaroach: I have so much to do today,, i don't want to get caught up in the banter today
like yesterday,,, i am entertaining tonight,, best get out of here NOW!!
like yesterday,,, i am entertaining tonight,, best get out of here NOW!!
Sounds like you are enjoying retirement.....
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Inthewoods: Sounds like you are enjoying retirement.....
Very much so, thank you!
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