Seeing as life is short, we need to make prudent investments which provide a good return in the short term. Of course, I am talking about Vaseline shares. Think about it, when times are tough economically and people face tough choices. Whether to get that mars bar or coffee, or whether to save up and invest in a tub of the luxurious velvetty substance. Similar to comfort food, only much better, the user often experiences a euphoric anticipation on the public transport system.
pat8lanips: Seeing as life is short, we need to make prudent investments which provide a good return in the short term. Of course, I am talking about Vaseline shares. Think about it, when times are tough economically and people face tough choices. Whether to get that mars bar or coffee, or whether to save up and invest in a tub of the luxurious velvetty substance. Similar to comfort food, only much better, the user often experiences a euphoric anticipation on the public transport system.
Its always good to have a tub in the TV room, in case the tub in the guest en suite runs out. You could get away with not having any on the verandah if you dont mind the walk, but you definitely need some in the kitchen and the laundry. If you spend a lot of time in the car, you might also get a tub for the glovebox. So you may as well get yourself half a dozen tubs next time you go shopping, or you might get a cheaper deal online.
pat8lanips: Its always good to have a tub in the TV room, in case the tub in the guest en suite runs out. You could get away with not having any on the verandah if you dont mind the walk, but you definitely need some in the kitchen and the laundry. If you spend a lot of time in the car, you might also get a tub for the glovebox. So you may as well get yourself half a dozen tubs next time you go shopping, or you might get a cheaper deal online.
Pat, I am very impressed with your knowledge and usage of all things Vaseline
If you ever get married, I will know what to buy you as a wedding present
If I ever get married, I expect at the very least a freshly slaughtered haggis from your village. Not some half-squashed roadkill looking thing with its gizzards and intestines hanging out, or a farmed haggis full of hormones and antibiotics. A wild caught, fjord grazed haggis in the prime of its life. Live preferably.
pat8lanips: If I ever get married, I expect at the very least a freshly slaughtered haggis from your village. Not some half-squashed roadkill looking thing with its gizzards and intestines hanging out, or a farmed haggis full of hormones and antibiotics. A wild caught, fjord grazed haggis in the prime of its life. Live preferably.
Ammmm...I don't live in a village, nor do we have haggises here...freshly slaughtered or otherwise
The go is, get a fresh crusty French bread hot from the oven. Then cut it open carefully and apply a generous loving smear of Vaselne on both sides, maybe put some lettuce or baby spinach leaves on it, fold it over and mung into it.
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Does anyone want me
Let me know before we get nuked please