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Apr 26, 2017 10:00 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
rmac318
rmac318rmac318West Monroe, Louisiana USA16 Threads 237 Posts
""Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.
Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told The Times of London the militants were hiding on the edge of a field about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars overwhelmed them Sunday. Five other militants were injured, al-Assi said. He said the group was poised to attack a band of local tribesmen who had fled to nearby mountains since militants seized the town of Hawija three years ago.
“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” he said.""



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Apr 26, 2017 10:05 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
GUZMAN1
GUZMAN1GUZMAN1Barcelona, Catalonia Spain65 Threads 44 Polls 5,101 Posts
laugh laugh thumbs up Brave boars!
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Apr 26, 2017 10:08 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
rmac318: ""Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.
Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told The Times of London the militants were hiding on the edge of a field about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars overwhelmed them Sunday. Five other militants were injured, al-Assi said. He said the group was poised to attack a band of local tribesmen who had fled to nearby mountains since militants seized the town of Hawija three years ago.
“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” he said.""
Why would they worry about a herd of whiled pigs ? They have guns to kill pigs...confused or is that some superstitious belief that pigs are bad omen ?
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Apr 26, 2017 10:12 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
crayons
crayonscrayonsSt. Jo, Texas USA65 Threads 1,951 Posts
most people outside the US wont understand it...

but we redneks n' jarheads love Bacon Stories
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Apr 26, 2017 10:23 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
rmac318
rmac318rmac318West Monroe, Louisiana USA16 Threads 237 Posts
crayons: most people outside the US wont understand it...

but we redneks n' jarheads love Bacon Stories
I was surprised to hear that Iraq, evidently, has the same wild pig problem that we do here....





































.... that, and the fact that muzzie terrorists were taken out by pork warms my under britches.
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Apr 26, 2017 11:20 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
GUZMAN1
GUZMAN1GUZMAN1Barcelona, Catalonia Spain65 Threads 44 Polls 5,101 Posts
Here also exists a problem with wild boars. They breed with pigs and have large litters.

They aren't afraid of humans, and have dangerous tusks to defend themselves.
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Apr 26, 2017 11:32 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
rmac318
rmac318rmac318West Monroe, Louisiana USA16 Threads 237 Posts
GUZMAN1: Here also exists a problem with wild boars. They breed with pigs and have large litters.

They aren't afraid of humans, and have dangerous tusks to defend themselves.
Yep...they have spread like crazy over the southern U.S. causing crop damage and are a detrement to other wildlife. Can't kill enough of em to keep up with their prolific breeding.
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Apr 26, 2017 8:34 PM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
epirb
epirbepirbDannevirke, Hawke's Bay New Zealand32 Threads 2 Polls 7,379 Posts
GUZMAN1: Here also exists a problem with wild boars. They breed with pigs and have large litters.

They aren't afraid of humans, and have dangerous tusks to defend themselves.
They are purposely crossed with domestic pigs here for competitions that are held every year . Duroc , Large White and what was supposed to be a Russian breed of boar are all around here . A nuisance and dangerous to our dogs . Now that's it wet again they are making the usual mess turning over ground . Another problem is the twats that let them go think they can hunt them anywhere they like without permission . Picked up a photo on a trail camera Saturday of 3 dogs , one clearly wearing a tracking collar but missed the hunter .
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Apr 26, 2017 8:44 PM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
I was surprised to hear that Iraq, evidently, has the same wild pig problem that we do here....

Hollywood are making a new movie

"The Baconator ..."

Just when you thought Islamic Terrorism was about to win ... enter 'The Baconator'

cheers
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Apr 26, 2017 8:50 PM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
crayons: but we redneks n' jarheads love Bacon Stories


Just for you then

Once upon a time when pigs spoke rhyme
And monkeys chewed tobacco,
And hens took snuff to make them tough,
And ducks went quack, quack, quack, O!

There was an old sow with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune. The first that went off met a man with a bundle of straw, and said to him, "Please, man, give me that straw to build me a house." Which the man did, and the little pig built a house with it.

Presently came along a wolf, knocked at the door, and said, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."

The pig answered, "No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin."

The wolf then answered to that, "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in." So he huffed, and he puffed, he blew his house in, and ate up the little pig.

The second little pig met a man with a bundle of furze , and said, "Please, man, give me that furze to build a house." Which the man did, and the pig built his house.

Then along came the wolf, said, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."

"No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin."

"Then I'll puff, and I'll huff, and I'll blow your house in." So he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and at last he blew the house down, and ate up the little pig.

The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks, and said, "Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with." So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his house with them.

So the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs, and said, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."

"No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin."

"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in."

Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down. When he found that he could not, with all his huffing and puffing, blow the house down, he said, "Little pig, I know where there is a nice field of turnips."

"Where?" said the little pig.

"Oh, in Mr. Smith's home field, and if you will be ready tomorrow morning I will call for you, and we will go together and get some for dinner."

"Very well," said the little pig, "I will be ready. What time do you mean to go?"

"Oh, at six o'clock."

Well, the little pig got up at five, and got the turnips before the wolf came (which he did about six) and who said, "Little pig, are you ready?"

The little pig said, "Ready! I have been and come back again, and got a nice potful for dinner."

The wolf felt very angry at this, but thought that he would be up to the little pig somehow or other, so he said, "Little pig, I know where there is a nice apple tree."

"Where?" said the pig.

"Down at Merry Garden," replied the wolf, "and if you will not deceive me I will come for you, at five o'clock tomorrow and get some apples."

Well, the little pig bustled up the next morning at four o'clock, and went off for the apples, hoping to get back before the wolf came; but he had further to go, and had to climb the tree, so that just as he was coming down from it, he saw the wolf coming, which, as you may suppose, frightened him very much.

When the wolf came up he said, "Little pig, what! Are you here before me? Are they nice apples?"

"Yes, very," said the little pig. "I will throw you down one." And he threw it so far, that, while the wolf was gone to pick it up, the little pig jumped down and ran home.

The next day the wolf came again, and said to the little pig, "Little pig, there is a fair at Shanklin this afternoon. Will you go?"

"Oh yes," said the pig, "I will go. What time shall you be ready?"

To be continued ...
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HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
Continued at

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Apr 26, 2017 8:55 PM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
HexagonKeySet: Continued at

~dash/type0124.html#halliwell


Then again. there;s only a para left to go

"Oh yes," said the pig, "I will go. What time shall you be ready?"

"At three," said the wolf. So the little pig went off before the time as usual, and got to the fair, and bought a butter churn, which he was going home with, when he saw the wolf coming. Then he could not tell what to do. So he got into the churn to hide, and by so doing turned it around, and it rolled down the hill with the pig in it, which frightened the wolf so much, that he ran home without going to the fair. He went to the pig's house, and told him how frightened he had been by a great round thing which came down the hill past him.

Then the little pig said, "Ha, I frightened you, then. I had been to the fair and bought a butter churn, and when I saw you, I got into it, and rolled down the hill."

Then the wolf was very angry indeed, and declared he would eat up the little pig, and that he would get down the chimney after him. When the little pig saw what he was about, he hung on the pot full of water, and made up a blazing fire, and, just as the wolf was coming down, took off the cover, and in fell the wolf; so the little pig put on the cover again in an instant, boiled him up, and karmaly ate him for supper, and lived happily ever afterwards.


Don't y'all love a happy ending ?

Esp that Mr Massage man fella ?...

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Apr 26, 2017 9:13 PM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
rmac318
rmac318rmac318West Monroe, Louisiana USA16 Threads 237 Posts
HexagonKeySet: I was surprised to hear that Iraq, evidently, has the same wild pig problem that we do here....

Hollywood are making a new movie

"The Baconator ..."

Just when you thought Islamic Terrorism was about to win ... enter 'The Baconator'
rolling on the floor laughing And Arnold could play the lead....


....no, not Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold the pig...from Green Acres laugh
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Apr 28, 2017 6:04 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
rmac318: And Arnold could play the lead....


....no, not Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold the pig...from Green Acres

Arnold Ziffel?rolling on the floor laughing

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Apr 28, 2017 6:06 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
HexagonKeySet: I was surprised to hear that Iraq, evidently, has the same wild pig problem that we do here....

Hollywood are making a new movie

"The Baconator ..."

Just when you thought Islamic Terrorism was about to win ... enter 'The Baconator'

Him?

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Apr 28, 2017 6:14 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
BritishLondon
BritishLondonBritishLondonManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK323 Posts
That'll do pig, that'll do
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Apr 28, 2017 6:19 AM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
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May 3, 2017 12:14 PM CST Karma, You Gotta Love The 'Ol Gal
Conrad73: Arnold Ziffel?


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GUZMAN1
GUZMAN1GUZMAN1Barcelona, Catalonia Spain65 Threads 44 Polls 5,101 Posts


Boars in a Barcelona's park.
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