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Lookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Postsmollybaby: Oi, no two-timing myself and Krema with someone else
no mamm 
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Lookin4missright: no mamm
You silly girls and guys have committed the unpardonable: hijacking a thread.
Here I had settled into obscurity, my intro thread descending faster than bikini bottoms at a different kind of crab fest, and you've elevated it, without even PMing me. Really.
Now I can no longer make the occasional snarky comment on someone else's thread and feel safe.
I'm going to have to seek counseling. This being the intarwebs, are there any self-professed experts in Mental Health who will rise to this occasion?
I do not expect this for free, of course. All you have to do is accept profuse cash in in my native currency of simoleans. Provide your bank routing number and account. If you are a nervous type then a credit or debit card number will do. Don't forget the CVC on the back, and just to be safer and more secure, give your PIN. I'm sure that we will be surprised at the outcome!
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Lookin4missright: no mamm
You silly girls and guys have committed the unpardonable: hijacking a thread.
Here I had settled into obscurity, my intro thread descending faster than bikini bottoms at a different kind of crab fest, and you've elevated it, without even PMing me. Really.
Now I can no longer make the occasional snarky comment on someone else's thread and feel safe.
I'm going to have to seek counseling. This being the intarwebs, are there any self-professed experts in Mental Health who will rise to this occasion?
I do not expect this for free, of course. All you have to do is accept profuse cash in in my native currency of simoleans. Provide your bank routing number and account. If you are a nervous type then a credit or debit card number. Don't forget the CVC on the back, and just to be safer and more secure, give your PIN. I'm sure that we will be surprised at the outcome!
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pat8lanips: Welcome Chris.
Here at CS we have a custom, where newcomers must write a 1500 word essay about their lawnmower.
Here at CS we have a custom, where newcomers must write a 1500 word essay about their lawnmower.
thank heavens nobody asked me to do that!
Btw, hi Chris!
Welcome to the CS forum, I'm still nearly new here 
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SkyblueBabe: thank heavens nobody asked me to do that!
Btw, hi Chris! Welcome to the CS forum, I'm still nearly new here love a bit of banter too
Btw, hi Chris! Welcome to the CS forum, I'm still nearly new here love a bit of banter too
Hi Sky (or is it Skoi, do I have the accent right?)
As I've found out, Pat is a hard taskmaster. Cheers!
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Chris8739: You silly girls and guys have committed the unpardonable: hijacking a thread.
Here I had settled into obscurity, my intro thread descending faster than bikini bottoms at a different kind of crab fest, and you've elevated it, without even PMing me. Really.
Now I can no longer make the occasional snarky comment on someone else's thread and feel safe.
I'm going to have to seek counseling. This being the intarwebs, are there any self-professed experts in Mental Health who will rise to this occasion?
I do not expect this for free, of course. All you have to do is accept profuse cash in in my native currency of simoleans. Provide your bank routing number and account. If you are a nervous type then a credit or debit card number. Don't forget the CVC on the back, and just to be safer and more secure, give your PIN. I'm sure that we will be surprised at the outcome!
Here I had settled into obscurity, my intro thread descending faster than bikini bottoms at a different kind of crab fest, and you've elevated it, without even PMing me. Really.
Now I can no longer make the occasional snarky comment on someone else's thread and feel safe.
I'm going to have to seek counseling. This being the intarwebs, are there any self-professed experts in Mental Health who will rise to this occasion?
I do not expect this for free, of course. All you have to do is accept profuse cash in in my native currency of simoleans. Provide your bank routing number and account. If you are a nervous type then a credit or debit card number. Don't forget the CVC on the back, and just to be safer and more secure, give your PIN. I'm sure that we will be surprised at the outcome!
There are no end to the amount of self-professed experts on mental health on here.
Yet, they still could not keep up with the demand for their services
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mollybaby: There are no end to the amount of self-professed experts on mental health on here.
Yet, they still could not keep up with the demand for their services
Yet, they still could not keep up with the demand for their services
Well, that's encouraging to hear LOL
The question would then become,"As they become more self-professed,
are they the ones most in demand?".
It seems that offering wheelbarrows of semoleans is not enough to attract,
no matter the skill level. Does that mean that I must offer a more apropos item,
Such as a profession of true love to an outright stranger?
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Chris8739: Well, that's encouraging to hear LOL
The question would then become,"As they become more self-professed,
are they the ones most in demand?".
It seems that offering wheelbarrows of semoleans is not enough to attract,
no matter the skill level. Does that mean that I must offer a more apropos item,
Such as a profession of true love to an outright stranger?
The question would then become,"As they become more self-professed,
are they the ones most in demand?".
It seems that offering wheelbarrows of semoleans is not enough to attract,
no matter the skill level. Does that mean that I must offer a more apropos item,
Such as a profession of true love to an outright stranger?
That would be a step up, but not unique
Some here are 'in love' with people they have never met, or probably will never meet, so are basically strangers.
So you have to up your game, man .
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mollybaby: That would be a step up, but not unique
Some here are 'in love' with people they have never met, or probably will never meet, so are basically strangers.
So you have to up your game, man .
Some here are 'in love' with people they have never met, or probably will never meet, so are basically strangers.
So you have to up your game, man .
Aha, I've got it. I'll head down to the tatt parlor and get the declaration engraved.
This should it, eh? Especially when liberally posted on the intarwebs.
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Chris8739: Aha, I've got it. I'll head down to the tatt parlor and get the declaration engraved.
This should it, eh? Especially when liberally posted on the intarwebs.
This should it, eh? Especially when liberally posted on the intarwebs.
That is a good idea
make sure we see a video of the work being done, otherwise people will say it is a henna tattoo
And the last thing you would want in here is for people to disbelieve you
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mollybaby: That is a good idea
make sure we see a video of the work being done, otherwise people will say it is a henna tattoo
And the last thing you would want in here is for people to disbelieve you
make sure we see a video of the work being done, otherwise people will say it is a henna tattoo
And the last thing you would want in here is for people to disbelieve you
OMG, excellent point! Wisdom from the mouths of babes.
Clearly you must be of exceptional intelligence and sensitivity.
What are you doing after work? You DO work, right?
I have my standards. I must be supported in the style to which I'm accustomed.
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Chris8739: OMG, excellent point! Wisdom from the mouths of babes.
Clearly you must be of exceptional intelligence and sensitivity.
What are you doing after work? You DO work, right?
I have my standards. I must be supported in the style to which I'm accustomed.
Clearly you must be of exceptional intelligence and sensitivity.
What are you doing after work? You DO work, right?
I have my standards. I must be supported in the style to which I'm accustomed.
I am taking it that the style you are accustomed to is not of a very high standard, so yeah I could support that on my welfare cheques
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mollybaby: I am taking it that the style you are accustomed to is not of a very high standard, so yeah I could support that on my welfare cheques
That's perfectly OK as long as you have other assets.
And you don't just sit on them LOL
Sounds like a match made in heaven. The mere mortals here will fall in awe, no doubt.
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Chris8739: That's perfectly OK as long as you have other assets.
And you don't just sit on them LOL
Sounds like a match made in heaven. The mere mortals here will fall in awe, no doubt.
And you don't just sit on them LOL
Sounds like a match made in heaven. The mere mortals here will fall in awe, no doubt.
I will need to see your bloodied tattoo before I will commit to anything
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mollybaby: I will need to see your bloodied tattoo before I will commit to anything
NP, I will show you mine if you show yours.
I will also send you the 72 page Contract of Internet Fidelity to sign.
Do so and have notarized three copies. Return with the $1000 USD Application Fee.
This appears to be a marriage made in heaven!
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Chris8739: NP, I will show you mine if you show yours.
I will also send you the 72 page Contract of Internet Fidelity to sign.
Do so and have notarized three copies. Return with the $1000 USD Application Fee.
This appears to be a marriage made in heaven!
I will also send you the 72 page Contract of Internet Fidelity to sign.
Do so and have notarized three copies. Return with the $1000 USD Application Fee.
This appears to be a marriage made in heaven!
I shall get my Free Legal Aid solicitor to read through the contract. I'm sure it will take him less than 15 seconds.
Rather than using that pesky dollar stuff, I shall make the payment in your favourite currency, simoleans, to show how serious I am about this relationship.
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mollybaby: I shall get my Free Legal Aid solicitor to read through the contract. I'm sure it will take him less than 15 seconds.
Rather than using that pesky dollar stuff, I shall make the payment in your favourite currency, simoleans, to show how serious I am about this relationship.
Rather than using that pesky dollar stuff, I shall make the payment in your favourite currency, simoleans, to show how serious I am about this relationship.
Your creativity and initiative give me great confidence in outcome.
I too have ultimate trust in the wisdom of Legal Aid professionals. Caring and dedicated people, known for taking their work home to ensure careful attention to detail.
That you would be willing to part with dearly-earned simoleans shows me your depth of caring, and not just the depth of your pocketbook. I'm touched, deeply touched. {checking} And yes, my wallet is still intact, which shows how true is our love. Isn't this intarwebs wonderful?
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Chris8739: Your creativity and initiative give me great confidence in outcome.
I too have ultimate trust in the wisdom of Legal Aid professionals. Caring and dedicated people, known for taking their work home to ensure careful attention to detail.
That you would be willing to part with dearly-earned simoleans shows me your depth of caring, and not just the depth of your pocketbook. I'm touched, deeply touched. {checking} And yes, my wallet is still intact, which shows how true is our love. Isn't this intarwebs wonderful?
I too have ultimate trust in the wisdom of Legal Aid professionals. Caring and dedicated people, known for taking their work home to ensure careful attention to detail.
That you would be willing to part with dearly-earned simoleans shows me your depth of caring, and not just the depth of your pocketbook. I'm touched, deeply touched. {checking} And yes, my wallet is still intact, which shows how true is our love. Isn't this intarwebs wonderful?
There is no love affair like an internet love affair
No professor like an internet professor
No IQ like an internet IQ
Or no bank account emptied quicker than by an internet lover
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mollybaby: If you find you also no longer need or desire your dollars, let me know and I will find them a worthy home
hi molly
did you ever hear of the pineal gland?
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mollybaby: If you find you also no longer need or desire your dollars, let me know and I will find them a worthy home
Hey, NP Molly, just say how many simoleans you want. They come billion $ denominations, so they are handy for government use as well. No pesky odd units nor cents to deal with, just round up.
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