Track16online today! Track16

Near Clarenville, Newfoundland Canada

lol
The newfie says to the bartender "get me a drink before the fight starts." The bartender gives him the drink and the newfie downs it. The newfie says "give me another drink before the fight starts." The bartender hands him the drink and says " here you go, and by the way, who is fighting?"

The newfie replies "me and you when you find out I can't pay for these drinks."
Lilith10

unknown, Alberta Canada

Re: lol
Man walks into a barbershop, sits down, barber asks..."How you you want your haircut?"
The Man says.."I would like the sideburns cut, one high, one low, a few long hairs sticking out
the back and a few chunks on the side and top"
Barber looks puzzled and says.."Im not sure I can do that"

Man says.."Why not? you did it that way last time."



Toothbrush:
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world!

Toilet paper:
Ya..rightroll eyes


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UncleAl1953online today! UncleAl1953

Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada

Re: lol
Lilith10: Man walks into a barbershop, sits down, barber asks..."How you you want your haircut?"
The Man says.."I would like the sideburns cut, one high, one low, a few long hairs sticking out
the back and a few chunks on the side and top"
Barber looks puzzled and says.."Im not sure I can do that"

Man says.."Why not? you did it that way last time."



Toothbrush:
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world!

Toilet paper:
Ya..right
OK that got an outright laugh!!! I always did like potty humor.
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JohnDeere777

HOLYROOD, Newfoundland Canada

Re: lol
An older guy locked up for many years in a institution for mental illness.
On day, he managed to find few crates, and wooden boxes in the yard, and start stacking them to climb up to the top of the concrete wall.... as he reached the top, he looked over the wall, to see a pedestrian walking on the sidewalk. Right away he shouts to the pedestrian: "Hey, ... how many of you guys in there ???"

Maybe, we are not on the "right" side that we think that we should be.... !!!

Just a thought.doh
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