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Man walks into a barbershop, sits down, barber asks..."How you you want your haircut?"
The Man says.."I would like the sideburns cut, one high, one low, a few long hairs sticking out
the back and a few chunks on the side and top"
Barber looks puzzled and says.."Im not sure I can do that"
Man says.."Why not? you did it that way last time."
Toothbrush:
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world!
Toilet paper:
Ya..right
The Man says.."I would like the sideburns cut, one high, one low, a few long hairs sticking out
the back and a few chunks on the side and top"
Barber looks puzzled and says.."Im not sure I can do that"
Man says.."Why not? you did it that way last time."
Toothbrush:
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world!
Toilet paper:
Ya..right
Lilith10: Man walks into a barbershop, sits down, barber asks..."How you you want your haircut?"
The Man says.."I would like the sideburns cut, one high, one low, a few long hairs sticking out
the back and a few chunks on the side and top"
Barber looks puzzled and says.."Im not sure I can do that"
Man says.."Why not? you did it that way last time."
Toothbrush:
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world!
Toilet paper:
Ya..right
OK that got an outright laugh!!! I always did like potty humor.The Man says.."I would like the sideburns cut, one high, one low, a few long hairs sticking out
the back and a few chunks on the side and top"
Barber looks puzzled and says.."Im not sure I can do that"
Man says.."Why not? you did it that way last time."
Toothbrush:
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world!
Toilet paper:
Ya..right
An older guy locked up for many years in a institution for mental illness.
On day, he managed to find few crates, and wooden boxes in the yard, and start stacking them to climb up to the top of the concrete wall.... as he reached the top, he looked over the wall, to see a pedestrian walking on the sidewalk. Right away he shouts to the pedestrian: "Hey, ... how many of you guys in there ???"
Maybe, we are not on the "right" side that we think that we should be.... !!!
Just a thought.
On day, he managed to find few crates, and wooden boxes in the yard, and start stacking them to climb up to the top of the concrete wall.... as he reached the top, he looked over the wall, to see a pedestrian walking on the sidewalk. Right away he shouts to the pedestrian: "Hey, ... how many of you guys in there ???"
Maybe, we are not on the "right" side that we think that we should be.... !!!
Just a thought.
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The newfie replies "me and you when you find out I can't pay for these drinks."