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Let's see... Malaga, Spain... at the very least that is a fifteen hour flight to Dubai, change aircraft.... six and a half hours to Madrid... then I would have to be able to drive in Spain, which clearly means I need to speak Spanish because the road signs are all in Spanish....
Flattering, but it's a wee tad too far.