NO NO's for Females (62)
Yeah, nice story. I bet she was from France, that's how things are done over there.
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ooby_dooby: Here are 2 experiences I've had which may prevent women from making the same mistakes my ex GF made which had negative effects on our relationship.
I met a rather cute young lady at a sports car race. She was a groupie who came with one of my racing buds. (I was driving and at the end of the race in July I was hot and sweaty from 30 minutes of totally intense driving so I stripped from the waist up to cool off.). It was immediate mutual attraction. I made a date with her to stay with me at the next race meaning we would be staying at a motel for a weekend. The first night we got into bed and within minutes we were both naked and "Hell bent for leather" I had my hand on her most protected possession at which point she blurted out "Will you still respect me if blah blah blah?" or some such. Well, she may as well have thrown a glass of cold water in my face.
Ladies, if you're naked in bed with a naked man in the throws of passion leading to getting laid, don't start talking about morality. The time for that is long past.
This same woman was extremely interested in orl sx and let me know often that she wanted me to satisfy her that way. I was fond of this and would gladly grant her wish but for one problem. She wasn't shy about leaving the bathroom door open when she emptied her bladder and never wiped herself. Some men may not be bothered by that but I'm not one of them and I think most men find this repulsive.
I met a rather cute young lady at a sports car race. She was a groupie who came with one of my racing buds. (I was driving and at the end of the race in July I was hot and sweaty from 30 minutes of totally intense driving so I stripped from the waist up to cool off.). It was immediate mutual attraction. I made a date with her to stay with me at the next race meaning we would be staying at a motel for a weekend. The first night we got into bed and within minutes we were both naked and "Hell bent for leather" I had my hand on her most protected possession at which point she blurted out "Will you still respect me if blah blah blah?" or some such. Well, she may as well have thrown a glass of cold water in my face.
Ladies, if you're naked in bed with a naked man in the throws of passion leading to getting laid, don't start talking about morality. The time for that is long past.
This same woman was extremely interested in orl sx and let me know often that she wanted me to satisfy her that way. I was fond of this and would gladly grant her wish but for one problem. She wasn't shy about leaving the bathroom door open when she emptied her bladder and never wiped herself. Some men may not be bothered by that but I'm not one of them and I think most men find this repulsive.
I agree
There is a time and a place for every conversation, and too late is not the time
Either do it and have no regrets, or don't do it.
Oh, and always close the bathroom door
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mollybaby: I agree
There is a time and a place for every conversation, and too late is not the time
Either do it and have no regrets, or don't do it.
Oh, and always close the bathroom door
There is a time and a place for every conversation, and too late is not the time
Either do it and have no regrets, or don't do it.
Oh, and always close the bathroom door
Closed door or not....always wipe!
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sergio09: Closed door or not....always wipe!
That goes without saying
Not that men do
Nor do many wash their hands afterwards
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mollybaby: That goes without saying
Not that men do
Nor do many wash their hands afterwards
Not that men do
Nor do many wash their hands afterwards
I never wash my hands at a public restaurant. The sign says "EMPLOYEES must was hands" I am not an employee. But I do go out and shake the managers hand and compliment him on good health practices!!
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I work in a bakery, and I never wash my hands after using the bathroom. So far nobody has complained about it.
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sergio09: I never wash my hands at a public restaurant. The sign says "EMPLOYEES must was hands" I am not an employee. But I do go out and shake the managers hand and compliment him on good health practices!!
I hope it is after you have eaten
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pat8lanips: I work in a bakery, and I never wash my hands after using the bathroom. So far nobody has complained about it.
Thanks Pat
Another incentive to stay away from breads and cakes
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pat8lanips: I work in a bakery, and I never wash my hands after using the bathroom. So far nobody has complained about it.
There are rumors about that bakery having a special unique flavor to the pastries
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sergio09: There are rumors about that bakery having a special unique flavor to the pastries
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ooby_dooby: Here are 2 experiences I've had which may prevent women from making the same mistakes my ex GF made which had negative effects on our relationship.
I met a rather cute young lady at a sports car race. She was a groupie who came with one of my racing buds. (I was driving and at the end of the race in July I was hot and sweaty from 30 minutes of totally intense driving so I stripped from the waist up to cool off.). It was immediate mutual attraction. I made a date with her to stay with me at the next race meaning we would be staying at a motel for a weekend. The first night we got into bed and within minutes we were both naked and "Hell bent for leather" I had my hand on her most protected possession at which point she blurted out "Will you still respect me if blah blah blah?" or some such. Well, she may as well have thrown a glass of cold water in my face.
Ladies, if you're naked in bed with a naked man in the throws of passion leading to getting laid, don't start talking about morality. The time for that is long past.
This same woman was extremely interested in orl sx and let me know often that she wanted me to satisfy her that way. I was fond of this and would gladly grant her wish but for one problem. She wasn't shy about leaving the bathroom door open when she emptied her bladder and never wiped herself. Some men may not be bothered by that but I'm not one of them and I think most men find this repulsive.
I met a rather cute young lady at a sports car race. She was a groupie who came with one of my racing buds. (I was driving and at the end of the race in July I was hot and sweaty from 30 minutes of totally intense driving so I stripped from the waist up to cool off.). It was immediate mutual attraction. I made a date with her to stay with me at the next race meaning we would be staying at a motel for a weekend. The first night we got into bed and within minutes we were both naked and "Hell bent for leather" I had my hand on her most protected possession at which point she blurted out "Will you still respect me if blah blah blah?" or some such. Well, she may as well have thrown a glass of cold water in my face.
Ladies, if you're naked in bed with a naked man in the throws of passion leading to getting laid, don't start talking about morality. The time for that is long past.
This same woman was extremely interested in orl sx and let me know often that she wanted me to satisfy her that way. I was fond of this and would gladly grant her wish but for one problem. She wasn't shy about leaving the bathroom door open when she emptied her bladder and never wiped herself. Some men may not be bothered by that but I'm not one of them and I think most men find this repulsive.
Let your animal instincts take over & embrace the moment!
Those opportunities will become few & far between , the older you become .
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ooby_dooby: Here are 2 experiences I've had which may prevent women from making the same mistakes my ex GF made which had negative effects on our relationship.
I met a rather cute young lady at a sports car race. She was a groupie who came with one of my racing buds. (I was driving and at the end of the race in July I was hot and sweaty from 30 minutes of totally intense driving so I stripped from the waist up to cool off.). It was immediate mutual attraction. I made a date with her to stay with me at the next race meaning we would be staying at a motel for a weekend. The first night we got into bed and within minutes we were both naked and "Hell bent for leather" I had my hand on her most protected possession at which point she blurted out "Will you still respect me if blah blah blah?" or some such. Well, she may as well have thrown a glass of cold water in my face.
Ladies, if you're naked in bed with a naked man in the throws of passion leading to getting laid, don't start talking about morality. The time for that is long past.
This same woman was extremely interested in orl sx and let me know often that she wanted me to satisfy her that way. I was fond of this and would gladly grant her wish but for one problem. She wasn't shy about leaving the bathroom door open when she emptied her bladder and never wiped herself. Some men may not be bothered by that but I'm not one of them and I think most men find this repulsive.
I met a rather cute young lady at a sports car race. She was a groupie who came with one of my racing buds. (I was driving and at the end of the race in July I was hot and sweaty from 30 minutes of totally intense driving so I stripped from the waist up to cool off.). It was immediate mutual attraction. I made a date with her to stay with me at the next race meaning we would be staying at a motel for a weekend. The first night we got into bed and within minutes we were both naked and "Hell bent for leather" I had my hand on her most protected possession at which point she blurted out "Will you still respect me if blah blah blah?" or some such. Well, she may as well have thrown a glass of cold water in my face.
Ladies, if you're naked in bed with a naked man in the throws of passion leading to getting laid, don't start talking about morality. The time for that is long past.
This same woman was extremely interested in orl sx and let me know often that she wanted me to satisfy her that way. I was fond of this and would gladly grant her wish but for one problem. She wasn't shy about leaving the bathroom door open when she emptied her bladder and never wiped herself. Some men may not be bothered by that but I'm not one of them and I think most men find this repulsive.
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Flat chests
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There is a vast list of no-no's for females, and this list is growing every day. In today's digitalised world, maybe the list could be stored on a central database and translated into various languages, which could then be sent via sms straight to their phones every half hour or so.
Naturally, I was also wondering if there are any no-no's for males, but being realistic about things there's a few grey areas but nothing of any major concern.
Naturally, I was also wondering if there are any no-no's for males, but being realistic about things there's a few grey areas but nothing of any major concern.
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pat8lanips: There is a vast list of no-no's for females, and this list is growing every day. In today's digitalised world, maybe the list could be stored on a central database and translated into various languages, which could then be sent via sms straight to their phones every half hour or so.
Naturally, I was also wondering if there are any no-no's for males, but being realistic about things there's a few grey areas but nothing of any major concern.
Naturally, I was also wondering if there are any no-no's for males, but being realistic about things there's a few grey areas but nothing of any major concern.
There are no NO Nos for males!
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One2note: Let your animal instincts take over & embrace the moment!
Those opportunities will become few & far between , the older you become .
Those opportunities will become few & far between , the older you become .
really. why didn't he just say yes...lol
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pat8lanips: There is a vast list of no-no's for females, and this list is growing every day. In today's digitalised world, maybe the list could be stored on a central database and translated into various languages, which could then be sent via sms straight to their phones every half hour or so.
Naturally, I was also wondering if there are any no-no's for males, but being realistic about things there's a few grey areas but nothing of any major concern.
Naturally, I was also wondering if there are any no-no's for males, but being realistic about things there's a few grey areas but nothing of any major concern.
a list like that would encourage me to absolutely do EVERYTHING on it
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I'm pretty sure disobedience and rebellion are both on the list, so bad luck there.
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pat8lanips: There is a vast list of no-no's for females, and this list is growing every day. In today's digitalised world, maybe the list could be stored on a central database and translated into various languages, which could then be sent via sms straight to their phones every half hour or so.
Naturally, I was also wondering if there are any no-no's for males, but being realistic about things there's a few grey areas but nothing of any major concern.
Naturally, I was also wondering if there are any no-no's for males, but being realistic about things there's a few grey areas but nothing of any major concern.
The word count would be too restrictive here to go into the male no-nos
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I met a rather cute young lady at a sports car race. She was a groupie who came with one of my racing buds. (I was driving and at the end of the race in July I was hot and sweaty from 30 minutes of totally intense driving so I stripped from the waist up to cool off.). It was immediate mutual attraction. I made a date with her to stay with me at the next race meaning we would be staying at a motel for a weekend. The first night we got into bed and within minutes we were both naked and "Hell bent for leather" I had my hand on her most protected possession at which point she blurted out "Will you still respect me if blah blah blah?" or some such. Well, she may as well have thrown a glass of cold water in my face.
Ladies, if you're naked in bed with a naked man in the throws of passion leading to getting laid, don't start talking about morality. The time for that is long past.
This same woman was extremely interested in orl sx and let me know often that she wanted me to satisfy her that way. I was fond of this and would gladly grant her wish but for one problem. She wasn't shy about leaving the bathroom door open when she emptied her bladder and never wiped herself. Some men may not be bothered by that but I'm not one of them and I think most men find this repulsive.