How to impress a Woman... (108)
Ccincy: Best to be dumped than Blank
..nice picC/C......when was that taken.........1971.....?????
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truheart1941: ..nice picC/C......when was that taken.........1971.....?????
You enjoy picking on little ole me don't you? And after I've done for you to.
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Guess if the "one's" not impressed buy a large pile of firewood , a ridge top view of half a mile of cows and calves streaming along bulldozed tracks running through bush , the sound of baying dogs and the crack of stock whip and my ability to stay in the saddle when a whip gets caught under the horses tail , guess its hard to impress a woman . Of course to , its a two way street , if the "one" can't catch a horse without wasting a full bag of carrots or handle the dozer without getting it stuck or on its roof , while looking like something out of the middle of a magazine its going to be along search . I do know is possible for woman to be all this and more as my two daughters have long eclipsed their father in these things . They have out manned their old man and make a lot of men look like woman without losing their femininity .
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crazyblondeone: So basically lie to her?
I just want someone who can kiss, make love, and laugh; I want to know his true colors up front. Not find out later he is secretly married to 11 women and has 43 children, owes millions in child support and is running from them and the law.
I just want someone who can kiss, make love, and laugh; I want to know his true colors up front. Not find out later he is secretly married to 11 women and has 43 children, owes millions in child support and is running from them and the law.
If he tells you all upfront,he knows you might run away ....thats why this deceitful type shows true collor when they think they won you over.
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truheart1941: ...I see, you like music...Chris.....I thought people put the violin under their chins.....??????
Not necessarily, some put the violine in between their legs so that women get the idea ...of long violine play. ------ This thread is Archived ------
Ccincy: Lie to her and get in her good graces and then dump her.
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rainbowdream2017: Don't worry, I give you a healthy diet tips that you never feel guilty to eat.
1. If you eat something and no one saw it – it has no calories.
2. When you eat with someone else, the calories don’t count if they ate more.
3. Tasting someone else’s food doesn’t count.
4. If people around us gain weight, we automatically become thinner.
5. If your movie ticket comes with a free tub of popcorn, it doesn’t count as food.
6. Every food you split into smaller pieces will contain less calories.
7. Tasting food while preparing it is essential, and therefore – healthy.
8. Foods with similar colours contain the same amount of calories. This is why it’s fine to eat pistachio ice cream instead of spinach.
9. Chocolate has a dedicated area in the stomach, which is why you should have it with every meal.
10. Frozen foods, such as ice cream, contain no calories. The reason is that a calorie is a measurement of heat units.
1. If you eat something and no one saw it – it has no calories.
2. When you eat with someone else, the calories don’t count if they ate more.
3. Tasting someone else’s food doesn’t count.
4. If people around us gain weight, we automatically become thinner.
5. If your movie ticket comes with a free tub of popcorn, it doesn’t count as food.
6. Every food you split into smaller pieces will contain less calories.
7. Tasting food while preparing it is essential, and therefore – healthy.
8. Foods with similar colours contain the same amount of calories. This is why it’s fine to eat pistachio ice cream instead of spinach.
9. Chocolate has a dedicated area in the stomach, which is why you should have it with every meal.
10. Frozen foods, such as ice cream, contain no calories. The reason is that a calorie is a measurement of heat units.
you just made my day 
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Best to be dumped than Blank