A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie." Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us." "It's the peanuts," answered the bartender. "Say what?" replied the man in disbelief. "You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
galrads: Ever read Forbes, Mike? It finds Donald Trump to be the second most influential person alive today, just right behind Putin.
I will take a loom BUT The only Forbes I know is Audrey Fforbes Hamilton "To the Manor Born* She is an Ultra snob, eccentric and with a huge manor house and shes even far too "British" for someof us but the comedy is difficult for the American SoH I would think. I am not being sanctimonious, but you would need to see every series from, No 1 to her wedding to see and get the full absurdity & hilarity.
COP: I pulled you over because you were speeding. ME: I know I was trying to keep up with the traffic! COP: But there is no other traffic on this road. ME: See how far behind I am??
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