Bad Joke Time, CS Friends (15)
That's a good one, Mike. 
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The Trump Card - Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?
It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Trump is the Joke, and it is on us - us being everyone the world around
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Why did the militant have trouble loading his Glock? ----------------- He couldn't count past 10.
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Trump's accounting system -------- One, Two, Three, Many
--- which explains why his tax returns take so long to audit
--- which explains why his tax returns take so long to audit
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How many Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three :: One to hold the light bulb up to the ceiling fixture. Two to rotate the ladder.
Three :: One to hold the light bulb up to the ceiling fixture. Two to rotate the ladder.
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Trump's hands are small because he keep giving his New York mobster buddies the finger
And they took them ....
And they took them ....
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MikeD12: The Trump Card - Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?
It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Ever read Forbes, Mike? It finds Donald Trump to be the second most influential person alive today, just right behind Putin.
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A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered
a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard
a soothing voice say, "Nice tie."
Looking around, he noticed that the bar
was empty, except for himself and the bartender
at the end of the bar.
A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful
shirt."
At this, the man called the bartender over.
"Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told
the bartender. I keep hearing these voices
saying nice things,
and there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the
peanuts... they're complimentary."
a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard
a soothing voice say, "Nice tie."
Looking around, he noticed that the bar
was empty, except for himself and the bartender
at the end of the bar.
A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful
shirt."
At this, the man called the bartender over.
"Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told
the bartender. I keep hearing these voices
saying nice things,
and there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the
peanuts... they're complimentary."
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Braille isn't that hard to learn...
You just have to get a feel for it.
You just have to get a feel for it.
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galrads: Ever read Forbes, Mike? It finds Donald Trump to be the second most influential person alive today, just right behind Putin.
I will take a loom BUT
The only Forbes I know is Audrey Fforbes Hamilton "To the Manor Born*
She is an Ultra snob, eccentric and with a huge manor house and shes even far too "British" for someof us but the comedy is difficult for the American SoH I would think.
I am not being sanctimonious, but you would need to see every series from, No 1 to her wedding to see and get the full absurdity & hilarity.
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COP: I pulled you over because you were speeding.
ME: I know I was trying to keep up with the traffic!
COP: But there is no other traffic on this road.
ME: See how far behind I am??
ME: I know I was trying to keep up with the traffic!
COP: But there is no other traffic on this road.
ME: See how far behind I am??
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I can't get my %{}*^+@&### Apple Watch to sync with my &$@!%#*^^€¥?&$ iPhone 
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