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Sep 1, 2017 4:04 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go.."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.


Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."

Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."

Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."


T"ennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?

Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "

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Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South,
but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North
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Sep 1, 2017 4:11 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
Tulefell: Oh my.

I need an o*gasm. Now.


Tulefell so very sorry but am not able to help you here :roll:
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Sep 1, 2017 4:17 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden103 Threads 5 Polls 3,298 Posts
britishcolumbian: Tulefell so very sorry but am not able to help you here


Well, thát joke has indeed some potential.
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Sep 1, 2017 4:41 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Tulefell: Oh my.

I need an o*gasm. Now.



Take some pics thumbs up
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Sep 1, 2017 5:04 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden103 Threads 5 Polls 3,298 Posts
Freedomofspeech9: Your not the only country to play god with male masculinity, because Canada is also full of maginas and feminists, so they will also be missing masculine males too

I do hope this sickness does not spread across the western world, because I would never conform to it ever and would fight to the end to prevent it in the UK



Dude, relax, I'm Russian.
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Sep 1, 2017 5:17 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Freedomofspeech9
Freedomofspeech9Freedomofspeech9Swansea, Dyfed, Wales UK94 Threads 67 Polls 799 Posts
Tulefell: Dude, relax, I'm Russian.


Glad your not swedishthumbs up

Ever since Ursula and Sabina Eriksson did their double act of madness in the UK, I have always been very suspicious of Swedish people, but also think they maybe did create super humans, because those two seemed indestructible and fearless....I think they were on a mission to do something evil, but we may never know what it was, because it has been covered up uh oh
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Sep 1, 2017 5:20 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden103 Threads 5 Polls 3,298 Posts
Freedomofspeech9: Glad your not swedish



Dance me?
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Sep 1, 2017 5:32 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Freedomofspeech9
Freedomofspeech9Freedomofspeech9Swansea, Dyfed, Wales UK94 Threads 67 Polls 799 Posts
Tulefell: Dance me?


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Sep 1, 2017 5:44 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden103 Threads 5 Polls 3,298 Posts
Quite Ukrainian...

Never mind though. Are you personally up to it?
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Sep 1, 2017 6:01 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
Freedomofspeech9: Glad your not swedish

Ever since Ursula and Sabina Eriksson did their double act of madness in the UK, I have always been very suspicious of Swedish people, but also think they maybe did create super humans, because those two seemed indestructible and fearless....I think they were on a mission to do something evil, but we may never know what it was, because it has been covered up
There is nothing wrong with Swedish people ! It's tyrant system.
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Sep 1, 2017 6:06 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden103 Threads 5 Polls 3,298 Posts
rainbowdream2017: There is nothing wrong with Swedish people ! It's tyrant system.



Another foreigner knows everything about Sweden and Swedish system. Is it a joke thread?
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Sep 1, 2017 6:09 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Freedomofspeech9
Freedomofspeech9Freedomofspeech9Swansea, Dyfed, Wales UK94 Threads 67 Polls 799 Posts
Tulefell: Quite Ukrainian...

Never mind though. Are you personally up to it?


Moves are better in the bedroom, than the dance floorwow
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Sep 1, 2017 6:17 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Freedomofspeech9
Freedomofspeech9Freedomofspeech9Swansea, Dyfed, Wales UK94 Threads 67 Polls 799 Posts
rainbowdream2017: There is nothing wrong with Swedish people ! It's tyrant system.


The people are the one's who vote and make the system what it is by enforcing the laws.

It's against human nature what they are doing and their have submitted to ISLAMIC Patriarchy and oppression of women



This is beyond madness and feminism across the west is promoting ISLAMIC Supremacy and someone hasto put a sop to this lunacyfrustrated
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Sep 1, 2017 6:22 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Freedomofspeech9
Freedomofspeech9Freedomofspeech9Swansea, Dyfed, Wales UK94 Threads 67 Polls 799 Posts
rainbowdream2017: There is nothing wrong with Swedish people ! It's tyrant system.


Rewrite because of spelling mistakesdoh

The people are the one's who vote and make the system what it is, by enforcing the laws of their country.

It's against human nature what they are doing and their leaders, have submitted to the ISLAMIC Patriarchy and the real oppressors of women



This is beyond madness, feminism across the west is promoting ISLAMIC Supremacy and someone has to put a stop to this lunacy, before it really get's out of controlfrustrated
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Sep 1, 2017 6:25 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden103 Threads 5 Polls 3,298 Posts
Freedomofspeech9: Moves are better in the bedroom, than the dance floor


Means: you are up to it?
Where are you in Gothenburg next time?
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Sep 1, 2017 6:48 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
Freedomofspeech9: The people are the one's who vote and make the system what it is by enforcing the laws.

It's against human nature what they are doing and their have submitted to ISLAMIC Patriarchy and oppression of women



This is beyond madness and feminism across the west is promoting ISLAMIC Supremacy and someone hasto put a sop to this lunacy
I understand your maid point.cheers It is Globalist political manipulation and brain washing in progress,as well as the law made to restrict them .... but I do not believe that most native Swedish agree on tyrant system. wine
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Sep 1, 2017 6:57 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden103 Threads 5 Polls 3,298 Posts
rainbowdream2017: I am definitively not going to Sweeden, maybe they don't allow stright women.


Wise choice! No stright here, miss! You keep your condition at home, thank you very much!
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Sep 1, 2017 6:59 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Freedomofspeech9
Freedomofspeech9Freedomofspeech9Swansea, Dyfed, Wales UK94 Threads 67 Polls 799 Posts
rainbowdream2017: I understand your maid point. It is Globalist political manipulation and brain washing in progress,as well as the law made to restrict them .... but I do not believe that most native Swedish agree on tyrant system.


The problem is their leaders are misandrist, mentally ill and they are the one who make the polices, the laws, the rules and the people are forced to abide by those rules.

Boys are oppressed and their gender is being mutilated, so they are forced to act just like girls and can you imagine just how sick it would be with a western society gender neutral and no masculine men to fight ISLAM terrorism...Now I have no idea how many have lost their minds, but I don't want to be in a living hell full of barbaric oppression and evil laws.

How do you feel about ISLAMIC RULERS and lunatics having more human rights than you do?
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Sep 1, 2017 7:01 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Freedomofspeech9
Freedomofspeech9Freedomofspeech9Swansea, Dyfed, Wales UK94 Threads 67 Polls 799 Posts
Tulefell: Wise choice! No stright here, miss! You keep your condition at home, thank you very much!


Why did you move to such a placeconfused comfort
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Sep 1, 2017 7:16 PM CST A few jokes to llghten the mood
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden103 Threads 5 Polls 3,298 Posts
Freedomofspeech9: Why did you move to such a place


What place?
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