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Sep 1, 2017 4:12 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Who would you call & why ?

Personally , I would call the locksmith .

professor laugh
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Sep 1, 2017 4:16 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
johnjjm
johnjjmjohnjjmco westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland562 Posts
One2note: Who would you call & why ?

Personally , I would call the locksmith .
not today me landline is down am like a man with no arms
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Sep 1, 2017 4:21 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
johnjjm: not today me landline is down am like a man with no arms


Then I'd be screwed doh laugh
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Sep 2, 2017 2:08 AM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,954 Posts
One2note: Then I'd be screwed



You should be so lucky laugh
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Sep 2, 2017 2:10 AM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia12 Threads 1 Polls 5,492 Posts
One2note: Who would you call & why ?

Personally , I would call the locksmith .


hot line uh oh
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Sep 2, 2017 2:33 AM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
Redex
RedexRedexNorthumberland, England UK36 Threads 1,304 Posts
One2note: Then I'd be screwed


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing lucky boypeace
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Sep 2, 2017 6:11 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
Lilith10
Lilith10Lilith10unknown, Alberta Canada25 Threads 2,078 Posts
One2note: Who would you call & why ?

Personally , I would call the locksmith .



I would call the local pizza delivery guyprofessor
Because I would be hungry after the fiasco of getting me in there in the first place.
pizza ......cool
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Sep 2, 2017 6:41 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
Lilith10: I would call the local pizza delivery guy
Because I would be hungry after the fiasco of getting me in there in the first place.
......


Mmmmmm pizza

pizza
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Sep 2, 2017 6:50 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
Lilith10
Lilith10Lilith10unknown, Alberta Canada25 Threads 2,078 Posts
Track16: Mmmmmm pizza


and ribs.........laugh wave
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Sep 2, 2017 6:53 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
When you're making your order, just dont say- upsize me- too loudly. people may get the wrong idea.
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Sep 2, 2017 6:54 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
Lilith10
Lilith10Lilith10unknown, Alberta Canada25 Threads 2,078 Posts
pat8lanips: When you're making your order, just dont say- upsize me- too loudly. people may get the wrong idea.



laugh ........doh
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Sep 2, 2017 7:40 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
Lilith10: and ribs.........


Plus some garlic fingers loaded with bacon daydream
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Sep 2, 2017 7:58 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
Lilith10
Lilith10Lilith10unknown, Alberta Canada25 Threads 2,078 Posts
One2note: Who would you call & why ?

Personally , I would call the locksmith .


I'd call the local rednecks..Im sure they could toss a rope around the bars and give it a good thrashingprofessor
also..I know the locksmith drinking grin
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Sep 3, 2017 2:53 AM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
serene56: You should be so lucky


How so?
We are talking prison here.help laugh
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Sep 3, 2017 3:05 AM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Redex: lucky boy


How so?
We are talking prison here. It may be a pleasure camp for non breeders , but I can assure you, it's no picnic for the likes of me.scold laugh
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Sep 3, 2017 3:30 AM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Lilith10: I'd call the local rednecks..Im sure they could toss a rope around the bars and give it a good thrashing
also..I know the locksmith


How serious a crime are you planning on committing. doh uh oh laugh wave
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Sep 3, 2017 9:18 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
One2note: Who would you call & why ?

Personally , I would call the locksmith .



I have a trusted family legal adviser ... I'd call them and ask 'Do I ask you for a visit here, or do I ask you to come with a specialist based on what these hoons are trying to do to me ...?"

After that I'd answer every question ( for the tape) with

" Look I'll confess to anything you like so you long as you don't beat me anymore ( insert screams and groans ) "

doh
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Sep 3, 2017 10:14 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
serene56: You should be so lucky


wow laugh
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Sep 3, 2017 10:16 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
One2note: Who would you call & why ?

Personally , I would call the locksmith .


I'd call Larry Flynt for a party
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Sep 3, 2017 10:23 PM CST I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
One2note: Who would you call & why ?

Personally , I would call the locksmith .



I'm glad one of my male neighbors likes me hug i would ring him thumbs up
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