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Sep 5, 2017 3:43 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
And you found out you were pregnant, what would you do, assuming the potential father to be, had no idea about your pregnancy ?

conversing wave
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Sep 5, 2017 3:47 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
And guys , how would you react if you were told that you were the potential father of the unborn baby?help
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Sep 5, 2017 3:47 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
One2note: And you found out you were pregnant, what would you do, assuming the potential father to be, had no idea about your pregnancy ?

I would keep quiet and pretend that my wife is the mother
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Sep 5, 2017 3:50 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Bnaughty: I would keep quiet and pretend that my wife is the mother


Do you think she would "buy it"cool laugh
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Sep 5, 2017 3:53 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Bnaughty: I would keep quiet and pretend that my wife is the mother


You can only hide it for the time you were pregnant , but what will happen at the birth , when the baby turns out to be "white"
dunno
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Sep 5, 2017 3:56 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
One2note: You can only hide it for the time you were pregnant , but what will happen at the birth , when the baby turns out to be "white"

She will be furious if it has her sisters nose and eyes
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Sep 5, 2017 4:00 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia12 Threads 1 Polls 5,492 Posts
One2note: And guys , how would you react if you were told that you were the potential father of the unborn baby?

Actually ...a couple of Months ago I have spent some ten days with a Woman and , .. after I explained to her that ... okay I ditched her grin
She was very angry, started to threaten me ,bribe me , when nothing worked, she tried to scare me with, look Im pregnant ...doh

So, what would I do ?
Turn religious, pray -please God don't let it be true

Get drunk and smoke some cigarettes grin
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Sep 5, 2017 4:32 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
One2note: And you found out you were pregnant, what would you do, assuming the potential father to be, had no idea about your pregnancy ?



I'd hire an agent and find out which paper / magazine publisher would pay the most for the story with the highest up front payment !



cheers
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Sep 5, 2017 5:47 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
do as the bible describes.

call it immaculate conception
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Sep 5, 2017 11:41 AM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
DaMooseLives
DaMooseLivesDaMooseLivesWestlock, Alberta Canada16 Threads 619 Posts
One2note: And you found out you were pregnant, what would you do, assuming the potential father to be, had no idea about your pregnancy ?


Okay One,....write out the screenplay and submit to the Oprah TV channel....I await the release of this Made for TV movie (try for a comedy, if you can....I might watch! rolling on the floor laughing )
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Sep 5, 2017 12:13 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
DaMooseLives: Okay One,....write out the screenplay and submit to the Oprah TV channel....I await the release of this Made for TV movie (try for a comedy, if you can....I might watch! )


Each episode could be her confronting a different partner , letting him know he might be a daddy laugh
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Sep 5, 2017 1:25 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
One2note: And you found out you were pregnant, what would you do, assuming the potential father to be, had no idea about your pregnancy ?


Some of us have passed our use by date. giggle
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Sep 5, 2017 1:32 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
2intrigued: Some of us have passed our use by date.
are you sure....would you like me to check you....out.....?????free of charge.......banana rolling on the floor laughing ........hi yer blossoim.......wave grin
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Sep 5, 2017 1:35 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
truheart1941: are you sure....would you like me to check you....out.....?????free of charge....... ........hi yer blossoim.......


Free stuff is good and miracles are pretty rare....could be fun though. flirty giggle Hiya Pete. hug
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Sep 5, 2017 1:46 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
2intrigued: Free stuff is good and miracles are pretty rare....could be fun though. Hiya Pete.
..awww.great...i.ll bring my medical kit.....and a gun.....batting batting : batting thanks daydream daydream giggle giggle
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Sep 5, 2017 1:48 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
truheart1941: ..awww.great...i.ll bring my medical kit.....and a gun..... :


Don't forget to bring your Depends. professor laugh
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Sep 5, 2017 1:54 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
2intrigued: Don't forget to bring your Depends.
..huh...I think your be needing them....after i show you , what i have got.......professor yay yay grin
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Sep 5, 2017 1:57 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
truheart1941: ..huh...I think your be needing them....after i show you , what i have got.......


laugh Word on the street is that you're a professional floor sweeper so make sure you bring a dustpan...I'll supply the bin and Depends for you. giggle
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Sep 5, 2017 2:14 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
2intrigued: Word on the street is that you're a professional floor sweeper so make sure you bring a dustpan...I'll supply the bin and Depends for you.
....I dunno who said that...nooo i,m a....INTERIOR designer...........a good clean out......with WD40.........feel like new.....grin
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Sep 5, 2017 2:22 PM CST If you had a "one night stand".....
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
truheart1941: ....I dunno who said that...nooo i,m a....INTERIOR designer...........a good clean out......with WD40.........feel like new.....


You said it but I suppose it shrunk....I'll provide the magnifying glass and tweezers. giggle comfort
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