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Sep 8, 2017 11:58 PM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would the still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Sooner or later doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a S in it?

Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
How did a fool and his money get together?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?

Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?
Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it? ,

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same?
If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
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Sep 9, 2017 1:32 AM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
Too much academics - doh
My brain hurtslaugh laugh laugh wine handshake
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Sep 9, 2017 1:39 AM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
chris27292729
chris27292729chris27292729IOS island, South Aegean Greece93 Threads 15,811 Posts
britishcolumbian: Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would the still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Sooner or later doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a S in it?

Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
How did a fool and his money get together?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?

Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?
Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it? ,

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same?
If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?




Interesting thread.

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Sep 9, 2017 1:40 AM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
chris27292729
chris27292729chris27292729IOS island, South Aegean Greece93 Threads 15,811 Posts
MikeD12: Too much academics -
My brain hurts



Time to get your brain in motion.


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Sep 9, 2017 1:46 AM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
chris27292729
chris27292729chris27292729IOS island, South Aegean Greece93 Threads 15,811 Posts
Within 5 miles from home an accident by a wife has its reasons.

On leaving home she said to her husband ""The hell with you""".


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Sep 9, 2017 4:57 AM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
Too much academics -
My brain hurts[/quote

]Lol Mike read it a few more times
and maybe two at the time? rolling on the floor laughing

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Sep 9, 2017 4:59 AM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
chris27292729: Interesting thread.


Thank you Chris, some things to think about wave
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Sep 9, 2017 12:07 PM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
Why do they call the airport the Terminal
Why do kamakazi pilots wear helmuts?

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Sep 9, 2017 1:47 PM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
studecar
studecarstudecarsayre, Oklahoma USA7 Threads 102 Posts
Of all the blogs I have read , this one ranks highest, you are an incredible thinker. I really enjoyed the read. studecar professor
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Sep 9, 2017 2:01 PM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
studecar
studecarstudecarsayre, Oklahoma USA7 Threads 102 Posts
continuation of my comment, A few years ago ,I visited Victoria , I was astounded with the beauty , and I really liked the way there were hanging flower baskets on the main street. Also the people were very friendly. My wife and I planned a one day trip there, as we were vacationing in Seattle , we were so surprised and we called the hotel in Seattle and asked them to put our luggage in storage, then we styed three days in Victoria. Great place to visit and I imagine to live there. studecar professor
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Sep 9, 2017 2:57 PM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
studecar: continuation of my comment, A few years ago ,I visited Victoria , I was astounded with the beauty , and I really liked the way there were hanging flower baskets on the main street. Also the people were very friendly. My wife and I planned a one day trip there, as we were vacationing in Seattle , we were so surprised and we called the hotel in Seattle and asked them to put our luggage in storage, then we styed three days in Victoria. Great place to visit and I imagine to live there. studecar


Thank you so very mucyh studecar for your compliments.
I take it you also visit Butchard Gardens in Victoria.
There is a unique museum and many other good things to see.
Vancouver Island is indeed very beautiflul and Victoria is the capital of B.C.
I live on the mainland about a 5 hour drive from Vancouver.
Have visited the island several times the ferry ride is also so very nice.
Come and visit again anytime soon.


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Sep 12, 2017 7:24 PM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
SpaceRam
SpaceRamSpaceRamSan Vicente, Distrito Federal Argentina7 Threads 122 Posts
Why does my soul hurt and why are my eyes watery tonight?crying
Does he think about me when I think about him?
Does he miss me as I him?
Does he even remember I was there?blues
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Sep 12, 2017 7:39 PM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
SpaceRam: Why does my soul hurt and why are my eyes watery tonight?
Does he think about me when I think about him?
Does he miss me as I him?
Does he even remember I was there?
If he is Narcissist, he is probably too busy with another victim but if she is not good supplay to his Narcissism and you're feeding his ego better, he might return back....for a little while, until he find another victim to move on.
Anyway,broken glass can't be glued to look the same as before. Throw it away and get a new one.comfort teddybear
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Sep 12, 2017 9:25 PM CST Please answer these questions for me...................
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
studecar: Of all the blogs I have read , this one ranks highest, you are an incredible thinker. I really enjoyed the read. studecar


Y;ll need to do better than that to get a bonk Bro !

It's a cut n paste article that existed from decades ago

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