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Sep 11, 2017 3:09 AM CST todays word to ponder is
sophisticated.... wave
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Sep 11, 2017 3:14 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
pedro27: sophisticated....

I have heard it said a sign of Irish sophistication is a Kerryman Plumber with an adjustable spanner in his tool bag
grin laugh rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Sep 11, 2017 3:21 AM CST todays word to ponder is
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
pedro27: sophisticated....


I try wave
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Sep 11, 2017 3:24 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
serene56: I try

Yes - We can see - Shame such beauty "unseen" is very trying grin wine bowing bouquet
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Sep 11, 2017 3:38 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12: I have heard it said a sign of Irish sophistication is a Kerryman Plumber with an adjustable spanner in his tool bag
thumbs up


How do you confuse a Kerry man??

Put 3 shovels up against a wall and ask him to take his ''pick''.....laugh
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Sep 11, 2017 4:15 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
pedro27: How do you confuse a Kerry man??

Put 3 shovels up against a wall and ask him to take his ''pick''.....

How do you pick out a Kerry man on a quayside ?
He's the one chucking bread to the helicopter rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 11, 2017 4:37 AM CST todays word to ponder is
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
MikeD12: How do you pick out a Kerry man on a quayside ?
He's the one chucking bread to the helicopter


Now now boys....kerry men have their great points as do all Irish men scold professor scold
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Sep 11, 2017 6:52 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
Deedee123x: Now now boys....kerry men have their great points as do all Irish men

Yes darling DD xxx lips
Its in the next county to gorgeous Limerick, in County Munster which is a clue for more humour,
and we who have visited your lovely country know that. professor

BUT Who can resist the intellectual stimulation of the writings contained in the Kerrymen Joke book, which used to sold and talked about in nearly every pub everywhere we went.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 11, 2017 7:11 AM CST todays word to ponder is
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
MikeD12: Yes darling DD xxx
Its in the next county to gorgeous Limerick, in County Munster which is a clue for more humour,
and we who have visited your lovely country know that.

BUT Who can resist the intellectual stimulation of the writings contained in the Kerrymen Joke book, which used to sold and talked about in nearly every pub everywhere we went.


I'll forgive seeing as it's you Mike wink

Gwan tell us another kerry joke so.

Just leave lovely limerick out of it haharolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 11, 2017 7:31 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
Deedee123x: I'll forgive seeing as it's you Mike

Gwan tell us another kerry joke so.

Just leave lovely limerick out of it haha


Darling DD your wish is my command

Q - What happened to the Kerryman raking the leaves in his garden ?
A - He fell out of the tree on top of a bag o Spuds so they called him top o the pops grin
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Sep 11, 2017 7:36 AM CST todays word to ponder is
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia12 Threads 1 Polls 5,492 Posts
pedro27: sophisticated....

she had some sophisticated moves after I shoved a red hot chilly paper in her behind conversing
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Sep 11, 2017 10:20 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12: Darling DD your wish is my command

Q - What happened to the Kerryman raking the leaves in his garden ?
A - He fell out of the tree on top of a bag o Spuds so they called him top o the pops




What do you call a Kerry man fixing a wheel borrow?

A mechanic ..laugh
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Sep 11, 2017 10:26 AM CST todays word to ponder is
@Mike,
Did you ever hear the, Paddy English man., Paddy Scottish man ,and Paddy Irish man jokes...?
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Sep 11, 2017 10:44 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
pedro27: @Mike,
Did you ever hear the, Paddy English man., Paddy Scottish man ,and Paddy Irish man jokes...?

Yes The English are Smarter than the Sots as we beat them and Both are smarter than the Irish who are as thick as two planks rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Sep 11, 2017 10:51 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12: Yes The English are Smarter than the Sots as we beat them and Both are smarter than the Irish who are as thick as two planks
thumbs up laugh yes agreed...thumbs up .....but the Irish part is the funny part, even though we take the slack still houmourous..........funnyist jokes ever thumbs up
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Sep 11, 2017 10:52 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
pedro27: What do you call a Kerry man fixing a wheel borrow? A mechanic ..

how do you tell the difference between Paddy the Mechanic from Limerick and the Kerry Mechanic ?
Paddy from Limerick knows which end to fit the wheel rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 11, 2017 10:56 AM CST todays word to ponder is
MikeD12: how do you tell the difference between Paddy the Mechanic from Limerick and the Kerry Mechanic ?
Paddy from Limerick knows which end to fit the wheel
I heard so many jokes years ago............. sometimes its difficult to remember them......
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Sep 17, 2017 10:56 AM CST todays word to ponder is
Twinkle50
Twinkle50Twinkle50Salem, Oregon USA1 Threads 6 Posts
To seek beyond oneself to be and ______________.
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Sep 17, 2017 1:04 PM CST todays word to ponder is
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
pedro27: How do you confuse a Kerry man??

Put 3 shovels up against a wall and ask him to take his ''pick''.....




Or put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner laugh


What's a Kerry man?
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Sep 17, 2017 1:40 PM CST todays word to ponder is
pedro27: sophisticated....


Need a new word, I am too much of a dork for that one!crazy
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