And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s... (14)

Sep 16, 2017 9:13 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Apparently I am meant to be flattered when someone wants to 'hook up with me'. I am aware it's not just me that gets these enticing emails. But when I said that I was busy washing my hair... they gave me their number? So as a second attempt I conceded that I was far too busy filing my nails. And the emails continued ... he thinks that my response is my sense of humour.

Being polite isn't exactly working for me. It's tempting to simply saying having my arm torn off by a shark and dying a slow painful death would be preferable... but ... THAT would be continuing the conversation. So I shall say nothing at all.

Maybe it's time we share some of these pick up lines for our own amusement.
Sep 16, 2017 2:57 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abagail: Apparently I am meant to be flattered when someone wants to 'hook up with me'. I am aware it's not just me that gets these enticing emails. But when I said that I was busy washing my hair... they gave me their number? So as a second attempt I conceded that I was far too busy filing my nails. And the emails continued ... he thinks that my response is my sense of humour.

Being polite isn't exactly working for me. It's tempting to simply saying having my arm torn off by a shark and dying a slow painful death would be preferable... but ... THAT would be continuing the conversation. So I shall say nothing at all.

Maybe it's time we share some of these pick up lines for our own amusement.

Hey Abigail are you a mirror because I can see myself inside you!
Sep 16, 2017 4:53 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Bnaughty: Hey Abigail are you a mirror because I can see myself inside you!



laugh You are such a breath of fresh air, B. I do believe I am falling madly in lust with you.
Sep 16, 2017 5:29 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abagail: You are such a breath of fresh air, B. I do believe I am falling madly in lust with you.

He shoots he scores!banana
Sep 16, 2017 6:07 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
wink ... and I felt nothing
Sep 17, 2017 4:26 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abagail: ... and I felt nothing

thanks
Sep 18, 2017 1:20 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
My dear B, you are ever so welcome. innocent
Sep 20, 2017 1:55 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 7,029 Posts
Abagail: Apparently I am meant to be flattered when someone wants to 'hook up with me'. I am aware it's not just me that gets these enticing emails. But when I said that I was busy washing my hair... they gave me their number? So as a second attempt I conceded that I was far too busy filing my nails. And the emails continued ... he thinks that my response is my sense of humour.

Being polite isn't exactly working for me. It's tempting to simply saying having my arm torn off by a shark and dying a slow painful death would be preferable... but ... THAT would be continuing the conversation. So I shall say nothing at all.

Maybe it's time we share some of these pick up lines for our own amusement.



Do you work at subway cos you just gave me a foot long 8=======D wink
Sep 20, 2017 4:07 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
blushing

... well there's one I haven't heard.
Sep 20, 2017 9:50 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia64 Threads 11 Polls 6,818 Posts
The best technique I heard of, was these young guys cooking heaps of food at the BBQ then invite heaps of randoms claiming they cooked too much. For the win.
Sep 21, 2017 5:31 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
I always take people at face value, so I wouldn't even think of someone having an ulterior motive if I was being invited to a BBQ. sigh
Sep 22, 2017 4:34 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia64 Threads 11 Polls 6,818 Posts
Cheap way of breaking the ice, and as they're mostly backpackers down the esplanade it makes our country look super friendly. Of course it could backfire if a group of bigger girls decides to crash the party and eat all the food.
Sep 23, 2017 2:12 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abigail I´m not a weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight
Sep 23, 2017 6:45 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia64 Threads 11 Polls 6,818 Posts
Yeah, I'm not a gynaecologist but I can look into it for you...
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