And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s... (14)

Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:13 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abagail
AbagailAbagailSale, Victoria Australia11 Threads 12,502 Posts
Apparently I am meant to be flattered when someone wants to 'hook up with me'. I am aware it's not just me that gets these enticing emails. But when I said that I was busy washing my hair... they gave me their number? So as a second attempt I conceded that I was far too busy filing my nails. And the emails continued ... he thinks that my response is my sense of humour.

Being polite isn't exactly working for me. It's tempting to simply saying having my arm torn off by a shark and dying a slow painful death would be preferable... but ... THAT would be continuing the conversation. So I shall say nothing at all.

Maybe it's time we share some of these pick up lines for our own amusement.
Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:57 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalucia Spain41 Threads 2,167 Posts
Abagail: Apparently I am meant to be flattered when someone wants to 'hook up with me'. I am aware it's not just me that gets these enticing emails. But when I said that I was busy washing my hair... they gave me their number? So as a second attempt I conceded that I was far too busy filing my nails. And the emails continued ... he thinks that my response is my sense of humour.

Being polite isn't exactly working for me. It's tempting to simply saying having my arm torn off by a shark and dying a slow painful death would be preferable... but ... THAT would be continuing the conversation. So I shall say nothing at all.

Maybe it's time we share some of these pick up lines for our own amusement.

Hey Abigail are you a mirror because I can see myself inside you!
Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:53 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abagail
AbagailAbagailSale, Victoria Australia11 Threads 12,502 Posts
Bnaughty: Hey Abigail are you a mirror because I can see myself inside you!



laugh You are such a breath of fresh air, B. I do believe I am falling madly in lust with you.
Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:29 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalucia Spain41 Threads 2,167 Posts
Abagail: You are such a breath of fresh air, B. I do believe I am falling madly in lust with you.

He shoots he scores!banana
Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:07 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abagail
AbagailAbagailSale, Victoria Australia11 Threads 12,502 Posts
wink ... and I felt nothing
Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:26 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalucia Spain41 Threads 2,167 Posts
Abagail: ... and I felt nothing

thanks
Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:20 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abagail
AbagailAbagailSale, Victoria Australia11 Threads 12,502 Posts
My dear B, you are ever so welcome. innocent
Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:55 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 7,029 Posts
Abagail: Apparently I am meant to be flattered when someone wants to 'hook up with me'. I am aware it's not just me that gets these enticing emails. But when I said that I was busy washing my hair... they gave me their number? So as a second attempt I conceded that I was far too busy filing my nails. And the emails continued ... he thinks that my response is my sense of humour.

Being polite isn't exactly working for me. It's tempting to simply saying having my arm torn off by a shark and dying a slow painful death would be preferable... but ... THAT would be continuing the conversation. So I shall say nothing at all.

Maybe it's time we share some of these pick up lines for our own amusement.



Do you work at subway cos you just gave me a foot long 8=======D wink
Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:07 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abagail
AbagailAbagailSale, Victoria Australia11 Threads 12,502 Posts
blushing

... well there's one I haven't heard.
Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:50 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
The best technique I heard of, was these young guys cooking heaps of food at the BBQ then invite heaps of randoms claiming they cooked too much. For the win.
Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:31 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Abagail
AbagailAbagailSale, Victoria Australia11 Threads 12,502 Posts
I always take people at face value, so I wouldn't even think of someone having an ulterior motive if I was being invited to a BBQ. sigh
Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:34 AM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Cheap way of breaking the ice, and as they're mostly backpackers down the esplanade it makes our country look super friendly. Of course it could backfire if a group of bigger girls decides to crash the party and eat all the food.
Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:12 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalucia Spain41 Threads 2,167 Posts
Abigail I´m not a weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight
Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:45 PM CST And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...
Yeah, I'm not a gynaecologist but I can look into it for you...
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