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Sep 26, 2017 7:12 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
Two fish got battered.......
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Sep 27, 2017 3:58 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
pedro27: Two fish got battered.......


Only two ... which one got their chips ???
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Sep 27, 2017 8:00 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
CherryBomb_
CherryBomb_CherryBomb_Temperley, Buenos Aires Argentina10 Threads 1 Polls 181 Posts
Was it a French Revolution?

eu
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Oct 1, 2017 5:48 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
rhughes15
rhughes15rhughes15glasgow, Central, Scotland UK4 Threads 27 Posts
pedro27: Two fish got battered.......


A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away." "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell?  You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!" With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Bark". The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow."  He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room. The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600.  The dog's owner went beserk. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..."
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Oct 1, 2017 5:57 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia542 Threads 10 Polls 27,946 Posts
rhughes15: A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away." "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell?  You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!" With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Bark". The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow."  He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room. The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600.  The dog's owner went beserk. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..."



laugh laugh
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Oct 1, 2017 5:58 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
heard the codfather done itlaugh
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Oct 1, 2017 6:00 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
Redex
RedexRedexNorthumberland, England UK36 Threads 1,304 Posts
pedro27: Two fish got battered.......
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

AND were chipped to put in hot oil peace
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Oct 1, 2017 6:03 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia542 Threads 10 Polls 27,946 Posts
donal63: heard the codfather done it



That could be a red herring laugh


doh laugh
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Oct 1, 2017 6:06 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
Redex
RedexRedexNorthumberland, England UK36 Threads 1,304 Posts
serene56: That could be a red herring



wow wow no never doh laugh
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Oct 1, 2017 6:20 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
there is something fishy about this threadconfused
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Oct 1, 2017 6:23 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
Redex
RedexRedexNorthumberland, England UK36 Threads 1,304 Posts
pedro27: there is something fishy about this thread


mmmm well i wont salt and vinegar anything until i know just how fresh the batter is grin
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Oct 1, 2017 7:13 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
Its the cods honest truth, some Scottish fella alex salmon told me.
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Oct 1, 2017 7:30 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
Redex: mmmm well i wont salt and vinegar anything until i know just how fresh the batter is



have you a loan of £10 squid..?laugh
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Oct 1, 2017 7:58 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
i'm having a whale of a time here today
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Oct 1, 2017 8:29 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
pedro27: there is something fishy about this thread


The garda visited the plaice after a customer said there was a smash & crab raid and the owner had been kicked in the pollocks
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Oct 1, 2017 9:36 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
MikeD12: The garda visited the plaice after a customer said there was a smash & crab raid and the owner had been kicked in the pollocks



there is plenty of fish in the sea.......cheering
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Oct 1, 2017 9:39 AM CST There was a big fight in the chip shop last night
my home town is a load of codswallop ......laugh
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