pat8lanips: See thats the problem. Women go looking for the biggest knob known to mankind so they can have some fun with it, then sit around complaining their woonas look like a busted watermelon.
What do you want? Us to be happy and never complain?
Anyway if I saw a 15 incher, I would run like a bat out of hell in the opposite direction
pat8lanips: See thats the problem. Women go looking for the biggest knob known to mankind so they can have some fun with it, then sit around complaining their woonas look like a busted watermelon.
There's ur biggest problem. Trying to figure women out!!
I won't go on a date with someone I'm not already sure I really want to date... Yes it takes time and patience...but if you've being single almost forever a little bit more time won't be a big deal, tight?!
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Long and thin goes too far in.
Short n thick does the trick!!
At least it wasn't a nursery rhyme