Funny Limericks (132)
For Lookin' 
There once was a guy named Lookin'..
He was extremely funny and handsome
Got in his truck..
To find his Luck..
Now all the girls hold him for Ransom..
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There once was a guy named Lookin'..
He was extremely funny and handsome
Got in his truck..
To find his Luck..
Now all the girls hold him for Ransom..
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One2note: There was a young man from Nantucket, who's c*ck was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin, I could c*m on my chin & if my ear was a c..t I would f..k it!
He said with a grin, I could c*m on my chin & if my ear was a c..t I would f..k it!
"Dirty", yes. Funny, NO! That (or variations) has been told until it has ABSOLUTELY NO redeeming value! Could you AT LEAST TRY to be A LITTLE original? PLEASE?
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There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced a fandango on skates
But a fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless
And utterly useless on dates.
Who danced a fandango on skates
But a fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless
And utterly useless on dates.
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There was a young lady from Kew
Who often fancied a screw
One day went to bed with a fellow called Ned
And he filled up her diddly doo
Who often fancied a screw
One day went to bed with a fellow called Ned
And he filled up her diddly doo
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Mary had a little lamb... the midwife fainted.
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My name is Billy
Just keep your eyes
Off me willy
Just keep your eyes
Off me willy
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There was a young man from Paris
Who constantly played with his aris
At the toll of a bell a terrible smell
And that was the end of his aris......
Who constantly played with his aris
At the toll of a bell a terrible smell
And that was the end of his aris......
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yubba: There was a young man from Paris
Who constantly played with his aris
At the toll of a bell a terrible smell
And that was the end of his aris......
Who constantly played with his aris
At the toll of a bell a terrible smell
And that was the end of his aris......
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There was a young man from Kent
Who's dic was incredibly bent
To save him much trouble he put it in double
And instead of coming............he went
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And here's to dear old Mary Cox
Who gave 10,000 men the pox
Now she's gone but not forgotten
Her heart was good
But her *unt was rotten
Who gave 10,000 men the pox
Now she's gone but not forgotten
Her heart was good
But her *unt was rotten
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yubba: And here's to dear old Mary Cox
Who gave 10,000 men the pox
Now she's gone but not forgotten
Her heart was good
But her *unt was rotten
Who gave 10,000 men the pox
Now she's gone but not forgotten
Her heart was good
But her *unt was rotten
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The wind the naughty wind
It blows girls skirts right high
But god is just he blows the dust
Right in the bad man's eye.........
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Some old broad on CS,
Was always spouting BS.
She claimed to be scammed, when she was the scammer.
The things she wrote, proved she was smart as a hammer.
But she came up with titles to hook em.
Was always spouting BS.
She claimed to be scammed, when she was the scammer.
The things she wrote, proved she was smart as a hammer.
But she came up with titles to hook em.
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