I wish I got to do deliveries to hotty Cork women.
Closest I get is the French bird at the dump. Its taken me months to get over the bonjour incident, and even then only probably because 50 thousand other bogan arseholes have said bonjour then pissed themselves laughing.
So the other day I tried a different technique. I turned my car off (ignoring the backlog), opened the door, took my sunnies off real slow, and made sure I spoke very North Queenslandish slow and deep.
pat8lanips: I wish I got to do deliveries to hotty Cork women.
Closest I get is the French bird at the dump. Its taken me months to get over the bonjour incident, and even then only probably because 50 thousand other bogan arseholes have said bonjour then pissed themselves laughing.
So the other day I tried a different technique. I turned my car off (ignoring the backlog), opened the door, took my sunnies off real slow, and made sure I spoke very North Queenslandish slow and deep.
I wanted to show my intelligent and sensitive side, so I asked if her day was busy and if the rain had slowed things down. She said she thought it would be slow but it wasnt. So I said oh well thats how it goes I spose eh. Then she smiled and gave me my change. I could tell she was gagging for it.
pat8lanips: I wanted to show my intelligent and sensitive side, so I asked if her day was busy and if the rain had slowed things down. She said she thought it would be slow but it wasnt. So I said oh well thats how it goes I spose eh. Then she smiled and gave me my change. I could tell she was gagging for it.
Pat, her animalistic longing for you comes through in very strongly in that conversation.
pat8lanips: I wish I got to do deliveries to hotty Cork women.
Closest I get is the French bird at the dump. Its taken me months to get over the bonjour incident, and even then only probably because 50 thousand other bogan arseholes have said bonjour then pissed themselves laughing.
So the other day I tried a different technique. I turned my car off (ignoring the backlog), opened the door, took my sunnies off real slow, and made sure I spoke very North Queenslandish slow and deep.
She loved it, I could tell.
You are doing my head in lub
Why don't you use quote button ????
I think (JMO ONLY) ... Miss Molly likes you cobber
I have often thought about the people who work at the dump. More specifically, their partners. The nice little wife at home, washing the nappies and cooking the dinner, then the big hairy husband comes home from working at the dump, cloud of flies following closely, the guy reeking to high heaven of the dump. All he talks about, are various stories about rubbish and other happenings at the dump.
Now the poor thing has to hear all about the French hotty as well.
pat8lanips: I have often thought about the people who work at the dump. More specifically, their partners. The nice little wife at home, washing the nappies and cooking the dinner, then the big hairy husband comes home from working at the dump, cloud of flies following closely, the guy reeking to high heaven of the dump. All he talks about, are various stories about rubbish and other happenings at the dump.
Now the poor thing has to hear all about the French hotty as well.
Usually at the dump i go to ... i come home with treasures
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Thats my wish
Wheelchair or not i don't care