Recent trip to McDonalds (44)
ooby_dooby: Standing in line waiting to place my order a lady went to the bathroom and when she opened the door I could see it was quite crowded in there. The lady standing in front of me on line obviously saw it too. I said, "Standing room only in the ladies bathroom." "I see that". she said.
I said, "That wouldn't be a problem in the mens room". "Don't rub it in". she replied.
I said, "That wouldn't be a problem in the mens room". "Don't rub it in". she replied.
“Don’t rub it in?”
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galrads: “Don’t rub it in?”
Probably alerting him to her dislike of "tribbing".
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If you bring some lime juice with you to mcdonalds it helps prevent scurvy 
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ooby_dooby: Standing in line waiting to place my order a lady went to the bathroom and when she opened the door I could see it was quite crowded in there. The lady standing in front of me on line obviously saw it too. I said, "Standing room only in the ladies bathroom." "I see that". she said.
I said, "That wouldn't be a problem in the mens room". "Don't rub it in". she replied.
I said, "That wouldn't be a problem in the mens room". "Don't rub it in". she replied.
, did the floor have carpet on it , I saw a post the other day where a womans bathroom had carpet on the floor . Of course nothing less the aluminium tread plate on the mens floor to be expected .------ This thread is Archived ------
galrads: “Don’t rub it in?”
A woman once told me that she and probably most women envy the fact that men can just whip it out and let go without having to squat and expose themselves when relieving themselves.------ This thread is Archived ------
ooby_dooby: A woman once told me that she and probably most women envy the fact that men can just whip it out and let go without having to squat and expose themselves when relieving themselves.
Yeppers, and a real bonus to be able to write our name in the snow.
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ooby_dooby: A woman once told me that she and probably most women envy the fact that men can just whip it out and let go without having to squat and expose themselves when relieving themselves.
And some men take advantage of that. ..
Walking my dog on the path around the lake as usual this morning, passed two mature age men setting up signage for the finishing point of a mini marathon that was being held today
As we returned past the same point a little later, I saw one of the men standing with his back turned, just a few metres off the path and facing a patch of bushland, with one leg of his shorts hitched up, his arms to his front in a stance that made it obvious what he was doing
I mean he didn't even bother going discreetly into the bush and I thought You pig
Disgusting
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Mature age men... He may have just had prostate surgery or some similar issue, it can be very painful and with no warning... I think "you pig" should be reserved for drunk guys peeing in shop fronts or childrens playgrounds.
Had I been out walking, and seen some old girl caught short, I'd think thats life and not worry about it.
Had I been out walking, and seen some old girl caught short, I'd think thats life and not worry about it.
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Well I work in a bakery, and I never wash my hands after going to the bathroom. So far nobody has complained about it yet.
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Could be better titled
Oobby's first fine dining experience
Oobby's first fine dining experience
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ooby_dooby: Standing in line waiting to place my order a lady went to the bathroom and when she opened the door I could see it was quite crowded in there. The lady standing in front of me on line obviously saw it too. I said, "Standing room only in the ladies bathroom." "I see that". she said.
I said, "That wouldn't be a problem in the mens room". "Don't rub it in". she replied.
I said, "That wouldn't be a problem in the mens room". "Don't rub it in". she replied.
I would think any McDonald's bathroom would be overcrowded, with the crap they serve
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McDonalds?
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Why are Americans so obsessed with bathrooms?
Firstly, it was the subject about transgender bathrooms, then it was kaybee exposing herself in full view of the male attendant, now this!!
Firstly, it was the subject about transgender bathrooms, then it was kaybee exposing herself in full view of the male attendant, now this!!
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serene56: He could have taken two strides and been unnoticeable in the bush.
Might be time to consider a trim.
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pat8lanips: Well I work in a bakery, and I never wash my hands after going to the bathroom. So far nobody has complained about it yet.
Do they have writing implements in Australian coffins?
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Haha I wouldn't know, never been in one.
I quite like the thick shakes at maccas, I probably have one twice a year or so. Last time, to my great irritation, they've changed the way they do things... One person works the cash register and takes orders and money, then you get a number and have to stand around waiting. Because they can take orders and money much faster than they can make food, the amount of people waiting seems to grow and grow...
They give a higher priority to the drive-through customers, so this slows it all down even more. So poor little me, who just wants a chocolate thick shake, has paid for it, and can see the machine right there sitting idle as they fuss over drive through orders and taking more orders and money, it now takes around ten minutes.
So that might be it for me with maccas. I guess I was never destined to be an important customer to them...
I quite like the thick shakes at maccas, I probably have one twice a year or so. Last time, to my great irritation, they've changed the way they do things... One person works the cash register and takes orders and money, then you get a number and have to stand around waiting. Because they can take orders and money much faster than they can make food, the amount of people waiting seems to grow and grow...
They give a higher priority to the drive-through customers, so this slows it all down even more. So poor little me, who just wants a chocolate thick shake, has paid for it, and can see the machine right there sitting idle as they fuss over drive through orders and taking more orders and money, it now takes around ten minutes.
So that might be it for me with maccas. I guess I was never destined to be an important customer to them...
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The only time you'll see me in McDonald's is if there's no other rest room available nearby...
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I’ve used the free att McWiFi in local McDonald’s before. While sipping a a mcCoffee after taking a dump.
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2intrigued: Yeppers, and a real bonus to be able to write our name in the snow.
which, as a youth, i could actually do.....
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I said, "That wouldn't be a problem in the mens room". "Don't rub it in". she replied.