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Dec 8, 2017 3:51 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
To the coffin dodgers on the forums, what vegetable do you use to satisfy your woman?

I hear parsnips are the in thing ATM. Very seasonal & can be recycled for a Sunday roast!
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Dec 8, 2017 4:00 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
You spelt Truheart wrong scold

You having some problems you want to share ?
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Dec 8, 2017 4:06 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: To the coffin dodgers on the forums, what vegetable do you use to satisfy your woman?

I hear parsnips are the in thing ATM. Very seasonal & can be recycled for a Sunday roast!



You go first thumbs up
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Dec 8, 2017 4:09 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Aragorn11: You spelt Truheart wrong

You having some problems you want to share ?


I've tried roasting parsnips. But I can get the fish smell out !

Any advise?

dunno
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Dec 8, 2017 4:10 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
annaroach: You go first


Add a couple of Brussels sprouts. thumbs up
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Dec 8, 2017 4:14 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: Add a couple of Brussels sprouts.



A couple of sprouts and a green bean
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Dec 8, 2017 4:21 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
annaroach: A couple of sprouts and a green bean


A couple of potatoes & a prize marrow wow
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Dec 8, 2017 4:22 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
One2note: I've tried roasting parsnips. But I can get the fish smell out !

Any advise?


Some elbow grease may help with that dunno

Or talk to a chef laugh
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Dec 8, 2017 4:30 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: A couple of potatoes & a prize marrow



You wish rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 8, 2017 4:33 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Aragorn11: Some elbow grease may help with that

Or talk to a chef


I was once told that vinegar keeps vegetables stiff!
Have you tried it ?dunno laugh
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Dec 9, 2017 7:24 AM CST The diversity of impotence!
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
Aragorn11: You spelt Truheart wrong

You having some problems you want to share ?
weak in the hips makes u strong in lips?lol.
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Dec 9, 2017 7:38 AM CST The diversity of impotence!
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia12 Threads 1 Polls 5,492 Posts
One2note: To the coffin dodgers on the forums, what vegetable do you use to satisfy your woman?

I hear parsnips are the in thing ATM. Very seasonal & can be recycled for a Sunday roast!



judging by their posts and face expression, I guess they are using cactus ...on each other ...

Oh yeah
anyone who feels the need to replay to my post, can kiss my Gypsy ,hairy ,behind

grin
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Dec 9, 2017 7:51 AM CST The diversity of impotence!
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
Dedovix: judging by their posts and face expression, I guess they are using cactus ...on each other ...

Oh yeah
anyone who feels the need to replay to my post, can kiss my Gypsy ,hairy ,behind
...and yet you're using your own cactus to back off any potential cactus in pricking you...and I won't kiss your Gypsy hairy behind.barf rolling on the floor laughing
wine
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Dec 9, 2017 7:59 AM CST The diversity of impotence!
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia12 Threads 1 Polls 5,492 Posts
rainbowdream2017: ...and yet you're using your own cactus to back off any potential cactus in pricking you...and I won't kiss your Gypsy hairy behind.

I have no idea why you recognized your self in my post ...



truth to be told -your post make not much sense and your face expression ...uh oh


okay, I get it now ... it explains why you responding to my post ...let me pull down my pants and bend over kiss
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Dec 9, 2017 8:18 AM CST The diversity of impotence!
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
Dedovix: I have no idea why you recognized your self in my post ...



truth to be told -your post make not much sense and your face expression ...


okay, I get it now ... it explains why you responding to my post ...let me pull down my pants and bend over
lol,an early moon.
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Dec 9, 2017 5:34 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
Dedovix: I have no idea why you recognized your self in my post ...
truth to be told -your post make not much sense and your face expression ...
okay, I get it now ... it explains why you responding to my post ...let me pull down my pants and bend over

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Dec 10, 2017 8:01 AM CST The diversity of impotence!
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
geezus,lol.
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Dec 11, 2017 6:09 PM CST The diversity of impotence!
Demeter123
Demeter123Demeter123Sundsvall, Vasternorrland Sweden149 Posts
This is the funniest thread on here. Thanks guys!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 12, 2017 8:19 AM CST The diversity of impotence!
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
Demeter123: This is the funniest thread on here. Thanks guys!
some brits do have a sense of humor,lol.
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