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Dec 21, 2017 9:31 AM CST What Do You Offer?
Track16online today!
Track16online today!Track16Little Hearts Ease, Newfoundland Canada586 Threads 7,408 Posts
We got an idea of what we want from a partner but what do we have to offer that partner in return?

I don't have much money but I will give her lots of hugs and kisses and promise to touch her butt everyday.
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Dec 21, 2017 9:38 AM CST What Do You Offer?
You've also got an excellent sense of humour.
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Dec 21, 2017 9:46 AM CST What Do You Offer?
I’d offer her cheese from the moon.
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Dec 21, 2017 9:47 AM CST What Do You Offer?
HexagoneF
HexagoneFHexagoneFBiarritz, Midi-Pyrenees France101 Posts
Although humor is a universal human experience, people of different societies perceive and use humour differently. it comes out with our education and our personal experiences.
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Dec 21, 2017 9:53 AM CST What Do You Offer?
HexagoneF
HexagoneFHexagoneFBiarritz, Midi-Pyrenees France101 Posts
galrads: I’d offer her cheese from the moon.



can be a little rancid laugh
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Dec 21, 2017 9:54 AM CST What Do You Offer?
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland72 Threads 6,050 Posts
It's been my experience of late that talk has proven to be very cheap!!

Either you show me what u have to offer or get the heck away from me.
As I always prove what I have to offer.

Dislike cheap talk..like flattery and compliments and over flirty behaviour when in a relationship.
Prove to me u are the man u say u are or I'll show u the door.
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Dec 22, 2017 2:58 AM CST What Do You Offer?
ChesneyChristonline today!
ChesneyChristonline today!ChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK4,037 Posts
Normally she uses sex to make him hold a conversation he doesn't want, and I offer the chance to have this done back to her. There's nothing i like more than an air-headed bimbo pretending to know something about Napoleon, and whilst she might scrape through a few battle of Waterloo questions when I pin her down on the emperor's domestic reforms she doesn't stand a chance.
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Dec 22, 2017 3:10 AM CST What Do You Offer?
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia566 Threads 14 Polls 34,142 Posts
Track16: We got an idea of what we want from a partner but what do we have to offer that partner in return?

I don't have much money but I will give her lots of hugs and kisses and promise to touch her butt everyday.


Loyalty, respect, affection, loving sex, a clean comfortable home and a belly full of good food wine
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Dec 22, 2017 3:11 AM CST What Do You Offer?
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia19 Threads 1 Polls 4,967 Posts
huge shlong and lots of rough seks uh oh
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Dec 22, 2017 4:57 AM CST What Do You Offer?
yubba
yubbayubbaCaspe, Aragon Spain17 Threads 2,943 Posts
Track16: We got an idea of what we want from a partner but what do we have to offer that partner in return?

I don't have much money but I will give her lots of hugs and kisses and promise to touch her butt everyday.


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I have a foot..................................but I don't use it as a rule.
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Dec 22, 2017 5:06 AM CST What Do You Offer?
serene56: Loyalty, respect, affection, loving sex, a clean comfortable home and a belly full of good food


That, and support and encouragement in all his endeavours, and lots of fun and laughter along the way.
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Dec 22, 2017 5:15 AM CST What Do You Offer?
truheart1941
truheart1941truheart1941brentwood, Essex, England UK69 Threads 1 Polls 31,406 Posts
....I would give her full support........by buying her a zimmer frame......grin grin professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Dec 22, 2017 5:16 AM CST What Do You Offer?
Maya74
Maya74Maya74Atlanta, Georgia USA8 Threads 197 Posts
Track16: We got an idea of what we want from a partner but what do we have to offer that partner in return?


Nothing special, but I'm working on it. angel
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Dec 22, 2017 6:17 AM CST What Do You Offer?
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria5,283 Posts
Buy one get one free or even more sometimes...
It won't be boring for sure... grin
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Dec 22, 2017 6:37 AM CST What Do You Offer?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia64 Threads 11 Polls 6,818 Posts
I'd offer coconuts, there's heaps growing on the beach. Maybe a watermelon or a pumpkin, depends how hot she is.
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Dec 22, 2017 6:42 AM CST What Do You Offer?
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia19 Threads 1 Polls 4,967 Posts
KremaP: Buy one get one free or even more sometimes...
It won't be boring for sure...

you`re talking about books with pop-up pictures, right?uh oh
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Dec 22, 2017 11:49 AM CST What Do You Offer?
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria5,283 Posts
Dedovix: you`re talking about books with pop-up pictures, right?






I'm talking personalities...of course... uh oh
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