What Do You Offer? ( Archived) (14)

Dec 21, 2017 8:31 AM CST What Do You Offer?
We got an idea of what we want from a partner but what do we have to offer that partner in return?

I don't have much money but I will give her lots of hugs and kisses and promise to touch her butt everyday.
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Dec 21, 2017 8:38 AM CST What Do You Offer?
You've also got an excellent sense of humour.
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Dec 21, 2017 8:46 AM CST What Do You Offer?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
I’d offer her cheese from the moon.
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Dec 21, 2017 8:47 AM CST What Do You Offer?
HexagoneF
HexagoneFHexagoneFBiarritz, Occitanie France67 Posts
Although humor is a universal human experience, people of different societies perceive and use humour differently. it comes out with our education and our personal experiences.
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Dec 21, 2017 8:53 AM CST What Do You Offer?
HexagoneF
HexagoneFHexagoneFBiarritz, Occitanie France67 Posts
galrads: I’d offer her cheese from the moon.



can be a little rancid laugh
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Dec 21, 2017 8:54 AM CST What Do You Offer?
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
It's been my experience of late that talk has proven to be very cheap!!

Either you show me what u have to offer or get the heck away from me.
As I always prove what I have to offer.

Dislike cheap talk..like flattery and compliments and over flirty behaviour when in a relationship.
Prove to me u are the man u say u are or I'll show u the door.
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Dec 22, 2017 2:11 AM CST What Do You Offer?
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia12 Threads 1 Polls 5,492 Posts
huge shlong and lots of rough seks uh oh
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Dec 22, 2017 3:57 AM CST What Do You Offer?
yubba
yubbayubbaCaspe, Aragon Spain11 Threads 1,962 Posts
Track16: We got an idea of what we want from a partner but what do we have to offer that partner in return?

I don't have much money but I will give her lots of hugs and kisses and promise to touch her butt everyday.


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I have a foot..................................but I don't use it as a rule.
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Dec 22, 2017 4:15 AM CST What Do You Offer?
....I would give her full support........by buying her a zimmer frame......grin grin professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Dec 22, 2017 4:16 AM CST What Do You Offer?
Maya74
Maya74Maya74Atlanta, Georgia USA7 Threads 170 Posts
Track16: We got an idea of what we want from a partner but what do we have to offer that partner in return?


Nothing special, but I'm working on it. angel
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Dec 22, 2017 5:17 AM CST What Do You Offer?
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria3,793 Posts
Buy one get one free or even more sometimes...
It won't be boring for sure... grin
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Dec 22, 2017 5:37 AM CST What Do You Offer?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
I'd offer coconuts, there's heaps growing on the beach. Maybe a watermelon or a pumpkin, depends how hot she is.
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Dec 22, 2017 5:42 AM CST What Do You Offer?
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia12 Threads 1 Polls 5,492 Posts
KremaP: Buy one get one free or even more sometimes...
It won't be boring for sure...

you`re talking about books with pop-up pictures, right?uh oh
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Dec 22, 2017 10:49 AM CST What Do You Offer?
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria3,793 Posts
Dedovix: you`re talking about books with pop-up pictures, right?






I'm talking personalities...of course... uh oh
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