DedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia5,492 posts
Im about to go out on a date , but i ate something that makes me gassy should i reschedule the date or or shove a flute in my keester and try to impress her with a few tones
Dedovix: Im about to go out on a date , but i ate something that makes me gassy should i reschedule the date or or shove a flute in my keester and try to impress her with a few tones
I can say something to this: when I was 21 years old I was out for a walk with a gentleman who had the same problem. He explained to me all the time which bird we hear singing, and when he made a sound himself, I asked him which bird that was. I am not sure any more if he gave an answer
DedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia5,492 posts
Innocentia00122: I can say something to this: when I was 21 years old I was out for a walk with a gentleman who had the same problem. He explained to me all the time which bird we hear singing, and when he made a sound himself, I asked him which bird that was. I am not sure any more if he gave an answer
Dedovix: Im about to go out on a date , but i ate something that makes me gassy should i reschedule the date or or shove a flute in my keester and try to impress her with a few tones
Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
I went to a theater tonight and watched ‘Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.’
Rotten Tomatoes should rated it a 99, not a 93.
Is that the title of the movie or did you actually go to a theater and throw rotten tomatoes at three nearby billboards? Think I'll stay indoors till spring arrives.
2intrigued: Is that the title of the movie or did you actually go to a theater and throw rotten tomatoes at three nearby billboards? Think I'll stay indoors till spring arrives.
I stayed to watch the credits following this film tonight and then caught up on my email etc before leaving.
In walk two young women to clean the theater room. They were chatting away as they worked complaining how young men need to come up with better pick-up lines because they had heard them all and they were quite board with it all. I suggested that they join the CS forums and register their complaints along with the others.
Innocentia00122: I can say something to this: when I was 21 years old I was out for a walk with a gentleman who had the same problem. He explained to me all the time which bird we hear singing, and when he made a sound himself, I asked him which bird that was. I am not sure any more if he gave an answer
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should i reschedule the date or or shove a flute in my keester and try to impress her with a few tones