Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex.... (24)

Jan 9, 2018 12:46 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim, Northern Ireland Ireland400 Threads 80 Polls 11,515 Posts
Eg... Can I mow your lawn

Where would you like my muck spread

Can I have more cream

Mother to son at dinner table "John stop poking your sister"




(what do a pizza delivery driver and gynecologist have in common .....They both get to smell it but they never get to eat it)
Jan 9, 2018 2:49 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Phoenix: Eg... Can I mow your lawn

Where would you like my muck spread

Can I have more cream

Mother to son at dinner table "John stop poking your sister"




(what do a pizza delivery driver and gynecologist have in common .....They both get to smell it but they never get to eat it)



I didn't notice the / first and thought you said " Things you can say when gardening at the dinner table...and having sex...."


Talk about multi-tasking cool
Jan 9, 2018 3:24 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim, Northern Ireland Ireland400 Threads 80 Polls 11,515 Posts
mollybaby: I didn't notice the / first and thought you said " Things you can say when gardening at the dinner table...and having sex...."


Talk about multi-tasking


What happened to your Stacey from Eastenders fuzzy pic?
Jan 9, 2018 3:38 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
"Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex...."

Its to dry. laugh
Jan 9, 2018 4:36 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Phoenix: What happened to your Stacey from Eastenders fuzzy pic?



Somebody complained to the mods I'd say, and I had to take it down roll eyes
Jan 9, 2018 4:40 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland72 Threads 6,050 Posts
Phoenix: Eg... Can I mow your lawn

Where would you like my muck spread

Can I have more cream

Mother to son at dinner table "John stop poking your sister"




(what do a pizza delivery driver and gynecologist have in common .....They both get to smell it but they never get to eat it)


Thats gotta be the biggest hoe ive ever seen!!
Jan 9, 2018 4:45 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Deedee123x: Thats gotta be the biggest hoe ive ever seen!!



laugh
Jan 9, 2018 4:53 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
"Are you happy to see me, or just making a cucumber sandwich? "
Jan 9, 2018 5:00 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland72 Threads 6,050 Posts
Bit more gravy me spuds r dry!!
Jan 9, 2018 5:02 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland72 Threads 6,050 Posts
Howd u like them tulips!!!
Jan 9, 2018 5:04 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland72 Threads 6,050 Posts
Sow them seeds deep Paddy ...Mary needs a crop!!!!!
Jan 9, 2018 5:22 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Have you ever seen a slug this big?
Jan 9, 2018 7:18 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia64 Threads 11 Polls 6,818 Posts
I have a rather large zucchini.
Jan 10, 2018 5:42 AM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim, Northern Ireland Ireland400 Threads 80 Polls 11,515 Posts
mollybaby: Somebody complained to the mods I'd say, and I had to take it down


Bastards..it was a great picture..
Jan 10, 2018 10:31 AM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
Phoenix: Bastards..it was a great picture..



Such is life


Now I have to check if I said something or was it someone else who looks like me
Jan 10, 2018 2:57 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
peadar
peadarpeadartipperary, Tipperary Ireland88 Threads 535 Posts
What would be better than having a vase of Roses on a piano,having tulips on your organ.
Jan 14, 2018 10:38 AM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
savethosebonesfo
savethosebonesfosavethosebonesfobantry, Cork Ireland4 Posts
My hoe is really dirty. Where did my carrot just go?
Jan 14, 2018 10:09 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia64 Threads 11 Polls 6,818 Posts
Check out this bone!
Jan 15, 2018 7:13 AM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
pat8lanips: Check out this bone!


I'd throw it out to the dog to chew on
Jan 17, 2018 3:29 PM CST Things you can say when gardening/ at the dinner table...and having sex....
I need to drill this fence post 10 inches into your fat peachy arse
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