The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Just having made a U turn, a cop stopped me. "Did you just made a U turn?" he asked me. I asked if it looked like I did and he said yes. Oh well than I guess I did I told him.
"If you promise not to make a U turn again, I will let you go" "I said Officer I promise that if I know that you're watching, I won't make another U turn. He started to laugh and told me to get on my way
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rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.