Nuclear threat.

Nuclear threat.
My phone just gave me a nuclear strike warning.



It said...

BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND.

SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Lookin4missrightonline today! Lookin4missright

melbourne, Victoria Australia

Re: Nuclear threat.
mykingdomforanam: My phone just gave me a nuclear strike warning.



It said...

BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND.

SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.





So you choose to be on CS laugh cheers
emmy1online today! emmy1

morlaix, Bretagne France

Re: Nuclear threat.
Oups
Re: Nuclear threat.
Lookin4missright: So you choose to be on CS




The first thing I did was warn you.

Then I filled a gallon bottle with water.

Changed into the lightest colored cotton clothes I have, to minimize my risk of having patterns burned into my skin, etc.

Took my dogs out of my house, and chained them behind fallen trees, on low ground.

Stuffed the cammo pants I changed out of, that always have a Zippo, Swiss Army knife, and a Leatherman on the belt into my bug-out bag, with my Bible, grabbed a ukulele, a quart of lemonade, a trench coat, and climbed into a hole for a half hour.

I heard if it comes, it'll be about 20 minutes.
MikeD12online today! MikeD12

Broadstairs, Kent, England UK

Re: Nuclear threat.
mykingdomforanam: The first thing I did was warn you. Then I filled a gallon bottle with water. Changed into the lightest colored cotton clothes I have, to minimize my risk of having patterns burned into my skin, etc.Took my dogs out of my house, and chained them behind fallen trees, on low ground. Stuffed the cammo pants I changed out of, that always have a Zippo, Swiss Army knife, and a Leatherman on the belt into my bug-out bag, with my Bible, grabbed a ukulele, a quart of lemonade, a trench coat, and climbed into a hole for a half hour.
I heard if it comes, it'll be about 20 minutes.


According to the EWR your warning was an hour ago so you should be burnt toast now laugh laugh laugh
Re: Nuclear threat.
MikeD12: According to the EWR your warning was an hour ago so you should be burnt toast now




It should only take 20 minutes to get here; so I only waited in the hole for a half hour.
Lilith10

unknown, Alberta Canada

Re: Nuclear threat.
Was a false alarm !
Its all over the newswave
epirbonline today! epirb

Dannevirke, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Re: Nuclear threat.
mykingdomforanam: My phone just gave me a nuclear strike warning.



It said...

BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND.

SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
guessing you are thankful its a false alarm , at least somebody is watching the bloody radar this time .
Re: Nuclear threat.
Lilith10: Was a false alarm !
Its all over the news



When the hole I was in, didn't get exposed to a bright light, I figured it was a false alarm; but it was nice to hear it on the news!
Re: Nuclear threat.
epirb: guessing you are thankful its a false alarm , at least somebody is watching the bloody radar this time .




Huh?

I'm glad somebody finally took the time to check the radar.



By the time they told us something true...

We already figured it out; and now, we don't know what to believe...



Whoever's on radar watch today, gets a F!

For f*ckin Failure.




Oh, I almost forgot where the buck stops.




Trump's a f*ckin Failure!
epirbonline today! epirb

Dannevirke, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Re: Nuclear threat.
mykingdomforanam: Huh?

I'm glad somebody finally took the time to check the radar.



By the time they told us something true...

We already figured it out; and now, we don't know what to believe...



Whoever's on radar watch today, gets a F!

For f*ck Failure.




Oh, I almost forgot where the buck stops.




Trump's a f*ck Failure!
Hardly Trumps , you can blame your mate Bush as it was on his watch North Korea attained the bomb , Bush and his mates tried to convince every one the when the first was exploded that it was anything but a bomb .
Re: Nuclear threat.
epirb: Hardly Trumps , you can blame your mate Bush as it was on his watch North Korea attained the bomb , Bush and his mates tried to convince every one the when the first was exploded that it was anything but a bomb .





That's right, Trump's too mentally unstable to take any credit or blame.

Not guilty, by reason of insanity.


RLMFAO!!!
Re: Nuclear threat.
mykingdomforanam: My phone just gave me a nuclear strike warning.



It said...

BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND.

SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.


According to reports "sirens sounded as residents scrambled to find cover, while TV stations issued a chilling message calling on residents to stay in their homes."

This must have been very traumatic for the residents of Hawaii especially when the message was been reinforced by the media hug
Re: Nuclear threat.
MsContessa: According to reports "sirens sounded as residents scrambled to find cover, while TV stations issued a chilling message calling on residents to stay in their homes."

This must have been very traumatic for the residents of Hawaii especially when the message was been reinforced by the media




Thank you.


It's nice to see that someone understands why I'm so upset.
epirbonline today! epirb

Dannevirke, Hawkes Bay New Zealand

Re: Nuclear threat.
mykingdomforanam: That's right, Trump's too mentally unstable to take any credit or blame.

Not guilty, by reason of insanity.


RLMFAO!!!
laugh he wasn't playing on twitter , your democrat running the show must put her hand up for this one .

Has anyone ever asked if the US will retaliate before the strike or after ? hole hole hole , bet there were a few missiles being cranked up for a go at Kim .
KarloradoFLonline now! KarloradoFL

Near Daytona Beach, Florida USA

Re: Nuclear threat.
mykingdomforanam: My phone just gave me a nuclear strike warning.



It said...

BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND.

SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

You need to unfriend Kim Jong-un from your twitter account. rolling on the floor laughing
Re: Nuclear threat.
mykingdomforanam: Thank you.


It's nice to see that someone understands why I'm so upset.

thumbs up
Re: Nuclear threat.
epirb: he wasn't playing on twitter , your democrat running the show must put her hand up for this one .

Has anyone ever asked if the US will retaliate before the strike or after ? , bet there were a few missiles being cranked up for a go at Kim .



Blame Bush!

Blame the Republicans!

Blame her!

Blame the Democrats!

How many people are you gonna try to convince US are responsible for what happens on Trump's watch?
KarloradoFLonline now! KarloradoFL

Near Daytona Beach, Florida USA

Re: Nuclear threat.
mykingdomforanam: Thank you.


It's nice to see that someone understands why I'm so upset.

Sorry! I missed the news for the past couple of days. I thought you were joking. My apologies.
hug comfort
Re: Nuclear threat.
KarloradoFL: You need to unfriend Kim Jong-un from your twitter account.





I thought Twitter was just for retarded people that follow Trump, so I never had a Twitter account; and I don't have pretend friends.




But... Kim didn't send a MISSILE to Hawaii, ever!




This fake news has been brought to you by the Trump Administration.





And, I'll BET Trump tries to take credit for it!
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