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Miwagionline now! Miwagi

Oakland, Kentucky USA

What should you say or do
when your partner starts getting too fat?
Tanquerayonline now! Tanqueray

London, Inner London, England UK

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: when your partner starts getting too fat?


They might turn round and say it takes one to know one.
Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: when your partner starts getting too fat?

I want a divorce you fat cow
rainbowdream2017online today! rainbowdream2017

Melbourne, Victoria Australia

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: when your partner starts getting too fat?
:Just say 'You're not up to getting any sex
today ?'rolling on the floor laughing
I know that would kill man in heart ! professor
rolling on the floor laughing
Deedee123xonline today! Deedee123x

Limerick, Limerick Ireland

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: when your partner starts getting too fat?


Make sure ur health insurance covers the best hospitals u can find!!!!!
Tanquerayonline now! Tanqueray

London, Inner London, England UK

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Bnaughty: I want a divorce you fat cow


laugh
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London, Essex, England UK

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: when your partner starts getting too fat?


Put exlaxs in her doughnuts!
mollybabyonline now! mollybaby

Cork City, Cork Ireland

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: when your partner starts getting too fat?



If they are, I am sure they are aware, especially if they are a woman.
So I would be tactful.
I would say, 'Darling, I have booked a luxury cruise holiday for us in 7 months time.
I am going to start working off this belly of mine on time for it, so I will feel and look good lounging by the pool.
I will need to eat healthily and go walking every evening to achieve that. But you know I am not very disciplined, so I am hoping that you will be there with me to keep me on track.
Re: What should you say or do
I wouldn't ever dream of saying that to any man that I was with that they were putting on weight.
Miwagionline now! Miwagi

Oakland, Kentucky USA

Re: What should you say or do
mollybaby: If they are, I am sure they are aware, especially if they are a woman.
So I would be tactful.
I would say, 'Darling, I have booked a luxury cruise holiday for us in 7 months time.
I am going to start working off this belly of mine on time for it, so I will feel and look good lounging by the pool.
I will need to eat healthily and go walking every evening to achieve that. But you know I am not very disciplined, so I am hoping that you will be there with me to keep me on track.


But what happens in 7 months and no cruise?confused
mollybabyonline now! mollybaby

Cork City, Cork Ireland

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: But what happens in 7 months and no cruise?


You book a fecking cruise, you nincompoop!

With the money you have saved on stuffing cakes and burgers down your throat, you'll be able to afford it grin
ChesneyChristonline today! ChesneyChrist

Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: when your partner starts getting too fat?


Help yourself to whatever she's got, steal her food. You decide when there are too many sausages on that plate.
Miwagionline now! Miwagi

Oakland, Kentucky USA

Re: What should you say or do
mollybaby: You book a fecking cruise, you nincompoop!

With the money you have saved on stuffing cakes and burgers down your throat, you'll be able to afford it


I guess it would be nice to show off my wash board abs.head banger
Tanquerayonline now! Tanqueray

London, Inner London, England UK

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: But what happens in 7 months and no cruise?


The baby deops out weighing 28lns in weight, screaming like a hyena on some really bad acid,
mollybabyonline now! mollybaby

Cork City, Cork Ireland

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: I guess it would be nice to show off my wash board abs.


Win win grin
One2noteonline now! One2note

London, Essex, England UK

Re: What should you say or do
I would question if the baby is mine ?dunno
Miwagionline now! Miwagi

Oakland, Kentucky USA

Re: What should you say or do
Tanqueray: The baby deops out weighing 28lns in weight, screaming like a hyena on some really bad acid,


I just be praying my wife's name wasn't Rosemary.

wow

Some of you might need to google rosemary's baby to get that one.
Tanquerayonline now! Tanqueray

London, Inner London, England UK

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One2note: I would question if the baby is mine ?


Well yes especially if it came out fighting like Marvin Hagler and thumped you with a cracking left hook and decked to the floor.
Miwagionline now! Miwagi

Oakland, Kentucky USA

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: I just be praying my wife's name wasn't Rosemary.



Some of you might need to google rosemary's baby to get that one.
Tanquerayonline now! Tanqueray

London, Inner London, England UK

Re: What should you say or do
Miwagi: I just be praying my wife's name wasn't Rosemary.



Some of you might need to google rosemary's baby to get that one.


If it was then she most definately was fornicating with Louis Cypher.
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