B.I.B.L.E: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (8)

Feb 11, 2018 3:38 AM CST B.I.B.L.E: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
tame97
tame97tame97wanganui, New Zealand13 Threads 4 Polls 74 Posts
Thats all that book is to me really, however.

Do any of you want to leave earth 90% of you would agree to disagree?
9% wouldnt have a clue or just dont gaf?
1% or less would actually try?

I mean you have your bible bashers on street corners or visiting your house but very few in the world know how to leave earth and most have had that shit rammed down your throat which is more about guilt trips and judgements of which none of what people talk about amounts to jack.

No one can guarantee that you are going to heaven, in fact its impossible but thats a forum for another time. What is guaranteed is your death, and theres plenty of graveyards that support this fact. 2 questions arise from this:
Can you leave your body?
Of course you can
But do you really want to?
Answer ...

What it comes down to is this can you let go of your car, house, wife, kids, mistress, boat, land, friends, rest of your family, money you saved, your other mistress, jewellery (that you bought for the mistress), dining out or hanging out with ppl you love, your church so any or all of the above in fact everything you love in this world can you let go of it all?
That answer would be no, why?

Because most importantly you have created a connection with all those things that are hard to let go of in the first place, and this would also make you a beggar.

So no point in reading the BIBLE if you dont want to go in the first place, its bad enough there's bullshit in the book, adding to the difficulty of believing makes it even worse when you have bible bashers. You know a thought comes to mind taking the bible and actually bashing someone with the bible DONT WORRY wouldnt do it irl but it's the thought that counts right?peace
Feb 11, 2018 3:46 AM CST B.I.B.L.E: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia21 Threads 2 Polls 5,978 Posts
tame97: Thats all that book is to me really, however.

Do any of you want to leave earth 90% of you would agree to disagree?
9% wouldnt have a clue or just dont gaf?
1% or less would actually try?

I mean you have your bible bashers on street corners or visiting your house but very few in the world know how to leave earth and most have had that shit rammed down your throat which is more about guilt trips and judgements of which none of what people talk about amounts to jack.

No one can guarantee that you are going to heaven, in fact its impossible but thats a forum for another time. What is guaranteed is your death, and theres plenty of graveyards that support this fact. 2 questions arise from this:
Can you leave your body?
Of course you can
But do you really want to?
Answer ...

What it comes down to is this can you let go of your car, house, wife, kids, mistress, boat, land, friends, rest of your family, money you saved, your other mistress, jewellery (that you bought for the mistress), dining out or hanging out with ppl you love, your church so any or all of the above in fact everything you love in this world can you let go of it all?
That answer would be no, why?

Because most importantly you have created a connection with all those things that are hard to let go of in the first place, and this would also make you a beggar.

So no point in reading the BIBLE if you dont want to go in the first place, its bad enough there's bullshit in the book, adding to the difficulty of believing makes it even worse when you have bible bashers. You know a thought comes to mind taking the bible and actually bashing someone with the bible DONT WORRY wouldnt do it irl but it's the thought that counts right?
As far I am aware, Jehovah's witnesses are the only christian sect that's knocking from door to door. Anyway, if you do not like Bible, read Qur'an but don't bash people up with you're beliefs. grin
Feb 11, 2018 8:49 AM CST B.I.B.L.E: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
rainbowdream2017: As far I am aware, Jehovah's witnesses are the only christian sect that's knocking from door to door. Anyway, if you do not like Bible, read Qur'an but don't bash people up with you're beliefs.
hm,or reread ur bible.
Feb 11, 2018 10:22 AM CST B.I.B.L.E: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia21 Threads 2 Polls 5,978 Posts
reb56: hm,or reread ur bible.
laugh People who Respect 10 commandments from Bible are God gift.
Feb 11, 2018 10:46 AM CST B.I.B.L.E: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Jehovah's Witness
There was a knock on the door this morning.

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness..."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Buggered if I know, I've never got this far before."laugh
Feb 11, 2018 10:50 AM CST B.I.B.L.E: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
truheart1941
truheart1941truheart1941brentwood, Essex, England UK69 Threads 1 Polls 31,406 Posts
does that inclued flying......(leaving the earth)....??????dunno rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 11, 2018 4:10 PM CST B.I.B.L.E: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Conrad73: Jehovah's Witness
There was a knock on the door this morning.

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness..."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Buggered if I know, I've never got this far before."
good one,lol.
Feb 11, 2018 4:21 PM CST B.I.B.L.E: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
tame97: Thats all that book is to me really, however.

Do any of you want to leave earth 90% of you would agree to disagree?
9% wouldnt have a clue or just dont gaf?
1% or less would actually try?

I mean you have your bible bashers on street corners or visiting your house but very few in the world know how to leave earth and most have had that shit rammed down your throat which is more about guilt trips and judgements of which none of what people talk about amounts to jack.

No one can guarantee that you are going to heaven, in fact its impossible but thats a forum for another time. What is guaranteed is your death, and theres plenty of graveyards that support this fact. 2 questions arise from this:
Can you leave your body?
Of course you can
But do you really want to?
Answer ...

What it comes down to is this can you let go of your car, house, wife, kids, mistress, boat, land, friends, rest of your family, money you saved, your other mistress, jewellery (that you bought for the mistress), dining out or hanging out with ppl you love, your church so any or all of the above in fact everything you love in this world can you let go of it all?
That answer would be no, why?

Because most importantly you have created a connection with all those things that are hard to let go of in the first place, and this would also make you a beggar.

So no point in reading the BIBLE if you dont want to go in the first place, its bad enough there's bullshit in the book, adding to the difficulty of believing makes it even worse when you have bible bashers. You know a thought comes to mind taking the bible and actually bashing someone with the bible DONT WORRY wouldnt do it irl but it's the thought that counts right?


I’m really not sure what this bread is all about. Are you a pro wrestler, wear red keds tennis shoes and carry a bible with you? What is a gaf? wave
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