Why didn't you climb Everest yet?

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Tulefell Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
It's all in the title :)
Deedee123xonline today! Deedee123x

Limerick, Limerick Ireland

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Tulefell: It's all in the title :)


Because my day is yet to come.
Im working towards it each day though!!

wine
Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Tulefell: It's all in the title :)


I'm waiting for Everest to climb me
MikeD12

Broadstairs, Kent, England UK

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
mollybaby: I'm waiting for Everest to climb me

He's Jewish so how much will you charge ?
felixis99 felixis99

simplicity, Ohio USA

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Tulefell: It's all in the title :)


it's pretty far away
Tulefell Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
felixis99: it's pretty far away


Nowadays nothing is far away if you want it badly.

But, of course, your reason is as valid as any other :)
Tulefell Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Deedee123x: Because my day is yet to come.
Im working towards it each day though!!


Well... good for you. In my days I didn't know that it was an option, otherwise I'd start to work towards it in my twenties... You know: training hard, raising funds, making acquaintances in the right circles, climbing lower mountains for experience... Just to get my foot in...

Now it's too late. I'm not fit, not physically nor mentally, and never will - age. And there's not time to get experience and raise funds. My train left the station. Feels sad. Yet another thing I will never do :(
Tulefell Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
mollybaby: I'm waiting for Everest to climb me



Hope, you are warm and convenient... 'cause waiting might take an eternity... or three.

Signed: Everest
Dedovixonline today! Dedovix

Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Tulefell: It's all in the title :)

im waiting till they instal escalators
Tulefell Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Dedovix: im waiting till they instal escalators


Let's wait together :D
Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Tulefell: It's all in the title :)

The ghost of Green boots might kill me
Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
I'm waiting until global warming melts all the ice and snow off first.
Tulefell Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Bnaughty: The ghost of Green boots might kill me


Breaking News: they removed him long time ago!!!




... or not thát long time...



Anyway, you afraid of ghosts? Now, Bbrave! Or try to.
Tulefell Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Miwagi: I'm waiting until global warming melts all the ice and snow off first.


Then you'd have to climb bare stone. They say that ice is easier in terms of belaying.
Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Tulefell: Breaking News: they removed him long time ago!!!




... or not thát long time...



Anyway, you afraid of ghosts? Now, Bbrave! Or try to.

He´s still there with all the other stiff people. Anyway, can´t you hold my hand so I don´t get scared?uh oh
MsContessa MsContessa

Mayo, Mayo Ireland

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Respect to those Sherpas who carry the heaviest packs
and lose the most lives for Western adventure!!!
Tulefell Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Bnaughty: He´s still there with all the other stiff people. Anyway, can´t you hold my hand so I don´t get scared?



Why wouldn't you take the South rout? I WILL hold your hand over Khumbu icefall...

I have means to pay my way to BC. Are you in?
Harbalonline today! Harbal

South Yorkshire, South Yorkshire, England UK

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Miwagi: I'm waiting until global warming melts all the ice and snow off first.

I guess you voted for Trump then. That's banter with a hint of truth, btw. :-)
Tulefell Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
MsContessa: Respect to those Sherpas who carry the heaviest packs
and lose the most lives for Western adventure!!!


Without Sherpa low and hight altitude porters... well, without them Everest would remain the highest mountain on this very planet that no one has ever climbed. Tenzing Norgay to mention one.
Re: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?
Tulefell: Why wouldn't you take the South rout? I WILL hold your hand over Khumbu icefall...

I have means to pay my way to BC. Are you in?

I´m in!! What´s BC?
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