One2note: Interesting. Some unique & some not so unique replies. I would always give the person the benifit of a second mail... you never know, the could be a "grower"(someone who will grow on you , the more you talk to them)
Are you a grower or a shower John. More of a grower myself.
IT read.....dear Kitty.....my father , always said ,look at the mother before marrying the daughter....soooooo. I peek in your mother room.....there she was..fast asleep....with her one blood shot eye still open.....her wig on the floor....and her glass eye in water/....her jagged black teeth were quite visible.though the foam bubbling from her mouth......the fat sow ,my uncle kept on his farm....looked better...in all fairness. and it smell better to......I dont mean to sound harsh......or even to upset you./.........any way best of luck , in your search........please dont phone me....I,ll phone you........(end of E/mail.).............................TRUheart.
truheart1941: IT read.....dear Kitty.....my father , always said ,look at the mother before marrying the daughter....soooooo. I peek in your mother room.....there she was..fast asleep....with her one blood shot eye still open.....her wig on the floor....and her glass eye in water/....her jagged black teeth were quite visible.though the foam bubbling from her mouth......the fat sow ,my uncle kept on his farm....looked better...in all fairness. and it smell better to......I dont mean to sound harsh......or even to upset you./.........any way best of luck , in your search........please dont phone me....I,ll phone you........(end of E/mail.).............................TRUheart.
shakespeare personified !! (rapidly puts on wig & shoves dentures in) how ya fixed honey?
truheart1941: IT read.....dear Kitty.....my father , always said ,look at the mother before marrying the daughter....soooooo. I peek in your mother room.....there she was..fast asleep....with her one blood shot eye still open.....her wig on the floor....and her glass eye in water/....her jagged black teeth were quite visible.though the foam bubbling from her mouth......the fat sow ,my uncle kept on his farm....looked better...in all fairness. and it smell better to......I dont mean to sound harsh......or even to upset you./.........any way best of luck , in your search........please dont phone me....I,ll phone you........(end of E/mail.).............................TRUheart.
Dear one2note. I'm looking for a sham marriage to stay in this country!
Would love to go on a long walk with you in the forest & engrave our names on an aged oak tree..... That's the most romantic way of telling you, I carry a knife!
I sent you 2 emails, no answer! Your loss. I can make you scream my name all night long!
My answer : In your wildest dreams - maybe! But in reality i am not even slightly interested to know your name so i hope you understand that if i dont know your name, i cant scream it, right ? Pure logic!
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Some unique & some not so unique replies.
I would always give the person the benifit of a second mail... you never know, the could be a "grower"(someone who will grow on you , the more you talk to them)
Are you a grower or a shower John. More of a grower myself.