What did the last email you sent say? ( Archived) (336)

Feb 12, 2018 4:19 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
Miwagi
MiwagiMiwagiFlyover, Kentucky USA47 Threads 2 Polls 1,753 Posts
One2note: Interesting.
Some unique & some not so unique replies.
I would always give the person the benifit of a second mail... you never know, the could be a "grower"(someone who will grow on you , the more you talk to them)

Are you a grower or a shower John. More of a grower myself.giggle
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Feb 12, 2018 4:25 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Miwagi: Are you a grower or a shower John. More of a grower myself.


I'm not sure.. never got past one mail..
if I had to categorise myself, I would say either, "stopper", or blocker!laugh
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Feb 12, 2018 4:27 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
One2note: I'm not sure.. never got past one mail..
if I had to categorise myself, I would say either, "stopper", or blocker!
Dear John? tongue
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Feb 12, 2018 4:29 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
fifitrixibelle: Dear John?


You see the irony too?laugh
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Feb 12, 2018 4:31 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
One2note: You see the irony too?
Indeed ! hug
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Feb 12, 2018 4:51 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
IT read.....dear Kitty.....my father , always said ,look at the mother before marrying the daughter....soooooo. I peek in your mother room.....there she was..fast asleep....with her one blood shot eye still open.....her wig on the floor....and her glass eye in water/....her jagged black teeth were quite visible.though the foam bubbling from her mouth......the fat sow ,my uncle kept on his farm....looked better...in all fairness. and it smell better to......I dont mean to sound harsh......or even to upset you./.........any way best of luck , in your search........please dont phone me....I,ll phone you........(end of E/mail.).............................TRUheart.moping moping
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Feb 12, 2018 4:56 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
truheart1941: IT read.....dear Kitty.....my father , always said ,look at the mother before marrying the daughter....soooooo. I peek in your mother room.....there she was..fast asleep....with her one blood shot eye still open.....her wig on the floor....and her glass eye in water/....her jagged black teeth were quite visible.though the foam bubbling from her mouth......the fat sow ,my uncle kept on his farm....looked better...in all fairness. and it smell better to......I dont mean to sound harsh......or even to upset you./.........any way best of luck , in your search........please dont phone me....I,ll phone you........(end of E/mail.).............................TRUheart.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing shakespeare personified !! (rapidly puts on wig & shoves dentures in) how ya fixed honey?cheering heart wings
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Feb 12, 2018 5:03 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
truheart1941: IT read.....dear Kitty.....my father , always said ,look at the mother before marrying the daughter....soooooo. I peek in your mother room.....there she was..fast asleep....with her one blood shot eye still open.....her wig on the floor....and her glass eye in water/....her jagged black teeth were quite visible.though the foam bubbling from her mouth......the fat sow ,my uncle kept on his farm....looked better...in all fairness. and it smell better to......I dont mean to sound harsh......or even to upset you./.........any way best of luck , in your search........please dont phone me....I,ll phone you........(end of E/mail.).............................TRUheart.


Dear one2note.
I'm looking for a sham marriage to stay in this country!
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Feb 12, 2018 5:05 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
fifitrixibelle: shakespeare personified !! (rapidly puts on wig & shoves dentures in) how ya fixed honey?
...............I just nailed my feet to the floor.....grin
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Feb 12, 2018 5:07 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
truheart1941: ...............I just nailed my feet to the floor.....
woohooo its Dom night cheering
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Feb 12, 2018 5:08 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
truheart1941: ...............I just nailed my feet to the floor.....
....(ps) hows Kitty.....??????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .............................................................................giggle super
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Feb 12, 2018 5:14 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
truheart1941: ....(ps) hows Kitty.....?????? .............................................................................
had to have her trimmed and neutered moping
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Feb 12, 2018 5:19 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
fifitrixibelle: had to have her trimmed and neutered
..one to note....will be pleased to hear that.......grin
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Feb 12, 2018 5:27 PM CST What did the last email you sent say?
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland20 Threads 1 Polls 4,629 Posts
truheart1941: ..one to note....will be pleased to hear that.......
nah I think he prefers hairy fertile ones dunno rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 15, 2018 2:40 AM CST What did the last email you sent say?
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Got a reply saying:

Would love to go on a long walk with you in the forest & engrave our names on an aged oak tree..... That's the most romantic way of telling you, I carry a knife!help
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Feb 15, 2018 3:22 AM CST What did the last email you sent say?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
The last mail I received said, Hey. =D

I'm still trying to work out whether =D is meant to be a facial expression, or not.
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Feb 16, 2018 8:42 AM CST What did the last email you sent say?
stephenbadger
stephenbadgerstephenbadgerHenderson, West Auckland, Auckland New Zealand20 Threads 180 Posts
Money-traps like this one give eBay a bad name, ggrrr
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Feb 16, 2018 10:17 AM CST What did the last email you sent say?
whitelily1
whitelily1whitelily1Jakarta, Indonesia443 Posts
My last mssg
(2nd mssg answer to that Mugu)

Sender :
Harryson645 | 21 hrs ago
I'm not always here, send me your whatsapp number or you can contact me through this email harriatila@gmail.com

Me :
Thanks im really not interested with scammer !

frustrated
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Feb 16, 2018 10:31 AM CST What did the last email you sent say?
LeeCharming
LeeCharmingLeeCharmingCardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK537 Threads 273 Polls 6,941 Posts
return to senderrolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 16, 2018 11:27 AM CST What did the last email you sent say?
loifoneg78
loifoneg78loifoneg78Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium96 Posts
One guy from Malta sent me this :

I sent you 2 emails, no answer! Your loss. I can make you scream my name all night long!

My answer : In your wildest dreams - maybe! But in reality i am not even slightly interested to know your name
so i hope you understand that if i dont know your name, i cant scream it, right ? Pure logic! dunno laugh
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