Men's rules (15)
I don't follow rule's
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Men rule!! 
Of course they don't. But a clever woman lets them believe just that.
Of course they don't. But a clever woman lets them believe just that.
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Mercedes_00: I don't follow rules
Tidied.
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Mercedes_00: I don't follow rule's
Ha ha you must admit they make a few very good points
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Susanne1: Men rule!!
Of course they don't. But a clever woman lets them believe just that.
Of course they don't. But a clever woman lets them believe just that.
You are sooo right Susanne but let this stay with us women okay?
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deviant_slice: Tidied.
Question is do you agree and hold the women to these rules?
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22) If you see a spider or other bug, that is YOUR problem!
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R_U_the_1_4_me: 22) If you see a spider or other bug, that is YOUR problem!
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Not a problem for me to take care of a spider or any other bug.............
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britishcolumbian: Men's Rules:
1) Men are not mind readers.
1) Men are not mind readers.
The way that gets bandied about you'd think my entire gender has autism when that's wrong, we're just a lot more likely to have autism. Anyway the truth is that a great many of us could read your mind but we don't want to - just because we don't care doesn't mean we don't understand.
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britishcolumbian: Men's Rules:
1) Men are not mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.
3) Crying is blackmail.
4) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
5) "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6) Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
8) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
9) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.10) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
11) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials.
12) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we…
13) All men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
14) If ask what is wrong and you say ‘Nothing’, we act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
15) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear...
16) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.
17) Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
18) You have enough clothes.
19) You have too many shoes.
20) I am in shape, round is a shape!
21) Thank you for reading this, yes I know, I’m sleeping on the couch tonight… but did you know men don’t really mind that? It’s like camping…
good rules to go by1) Men are not mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.
3) Crying is blackmail.
4) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
5) "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6) Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
8) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
9) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.10) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
11) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials.
12) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we…
13) All men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
14) If ask what is wrong and you say ‘Nothing’, we act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
15) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear...
16) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.
17) Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
18) You have enough clothes.
19) You have too many shoes.
20) I am in shape, round is a shape!
21) Thank you for reading this, yes I know, I’m sleeping on the couch tonight… but did you know men don’t really mind that? It’s like camping…
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Men are far more intelligent than you give them credit for in the points you state above. In fact it makes them sound like a bunch of half wits that could not ride a tricycle.
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These are not rules but truths...
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britishcolumbian: Men's Rules:
1) Men are not mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.
3) Crying is blackmail.
4) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
5) "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6) Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
8) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
9) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.10) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
11) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials.
12) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we…
13) All men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
14) If ask what is wrong and you say ‘Nothing’, we act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
15) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear...
16) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.
17) Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
18) You have enough clothes.
19) You have too many shoes.
20) I am in shape, round is a shape!
21) Thank you for reading this, yes I know, I’m sleeping on the couch tonight… but did you know men don’t really mind that? It’s like camping…
lol,u nailed it.1) Men are not mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.
3) Crying is blackmail.
4) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
5) "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6) Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
8) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
9) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.10) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
11) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials.
12) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we…
13) All men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
14) If ask what is wrong and you say ‘Nothing’, we act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
15) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear...
16) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.
17) Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
18) You have enough clothes.
19) You have too many shoes.
20) I am in shape, round is a shape!
21) Thank you for reading this, yes I know, I’m sleeping on the couch tonight… but did you know men don’t really mind that? It’s like camping…
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1) Men are not mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.
3) Crying is blackmail.
4) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
5) "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6) Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
8) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
9) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.10) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
11) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials.
12) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we…
13) All men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
14) If ask what is wrong and you say ‘Nothing’, we act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
15) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear...
16) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.
17) Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
18) You have enough clothes.
19) You have too many shoes.
20) I am in shape, round is a shape!
21) Thank you for reading this, yes I know, I’m sleeping on the couch tonight… but did you know men don’t really mind that? It’s like camping…