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InthewoodsColorado Springs, Colorado USA9,896 PostsThe USS Colorado.
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Maybe its time to stay home...and sober ...
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Get that sea air in your hair
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I like orders!!
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Deedee123x: I like orders!!
giving or receiving? 
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galrads: giving or receiving?
I got my second CS like today?
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Holy Macaroni! March is not a good month for me on CS. Earlier today another woman member on here told me in so many words to take a flying hike. Why? I haven’t a clue because there was nothing going on again. 
Clueless in Columbus ...
Clueless in Columbus ...
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galrads: Holy Macaroni! March is not a good month for me on CS. Earlier today another woman member on here told me in so many words to take a flying hike. Why? I haven’t a clue because there was nothing going on again.
Clueless in Columbus ...
Clueless in Columbus ...
That's too bad Gal
Give it hell again in April. 
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2intrigued: That's too bad Gal Give it hell again in April.
Thanks 2intrigued..... I’m not even trying to give it anything now, let alone hell.
I’m really getting some weird email on CS these days, latest one was from some guy who wants me to get in touch and text his sister. Got to be another scam.
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galrads: Thanks 2intrigued..... I’m not even trying to give it anything now, let alone hell.
I’m really getting some weird email on CS these days, latest one was from some guy who wants me to get in touch and text his sister. Got to be another scam.
I’m really getting some weird email on CS these days, latest one was from some guy who wants me to get in touch and text his sister. Got to be another scam.
Lotsa riff raff here so nothing surprises me Gal....guess that's why a lot of folks tweak their email settings to avoid that kinda thing.
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The Deaf Italian Booker.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language .
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about".
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I’ll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language .
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about".
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I’ll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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A couple from Chicago, Illinois USA was planning a vacation to a warmer climate, but the wife couldn't join her husband until the next day, because she was on a business trip.
Her husband scribbled down her e-mail address on a little scrap of paper, but upon his arrival, he discovered that he had lost it.
He wanted to send off a quick e-mail to let her know he had arrived safely. So trying his best to remember her e-mail address, he composed a brief message and sent it off.
Unfortunately, his e-mail did not reach his wife. Instead, it went to a grieving widow who had just lost her husband, a preacher, the day before.
She had gone to her computer and was checking her e-mail when she let out a loud shriek and fainted on the spot.
Her family came rushing in to see what was on the screen: "Dearest wife, I just checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S.: It sure is hot down here!"
Her husband scribbled down her e-mail address on a little scrap of paper, but upon his arrival, he discovered that he had lost it.
He wanted to send off a quick e-mail to let her know he had arrived safely. So trying his best to remember her e-mail address, he composed a brief message and sent it off.
Unfortunately, his e-mail did not reach his wife. Instead, it went to a grieving widow who had just lost her husband, a preacher, the day before.
She had gone to her computer and was checking her e-mail when she let out a loud shriek and fainted on the spot.
Her family came rushing in to see what was on the screen: "Dearest wife, I just checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S.: It sure is hot down here!"
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Thank you for watching over me Buddy....calling cards received. 
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Find Yourself, Newfoundland and Labrador.....looks pretty awesome 
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Peeps seem so edgy in the forums lately....where did all the fun stuff go? 
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PPC18: When in distress just google a picture of a Basset Hound pup.
What a cutie pie and yep, pics like that works wonders.
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