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Trying to open child safe medication bottles can cause heart attack.
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Harbal: We've had health warnings on tobacco products for a while now but are there any other products that should come with a prominently displayed warning on the label?
Two that come to mind:
Using marmalade may cause your immediate surroundings to become very sticky.
Trying to seperate cheese slices may lead to severe temper loss.
Two that come to mind:
Using marmalade may cause your immediate surroundings to become very sticky.
Trying to seperate cheese slices may lead to severe temper loss.
Spaghetti,, when i open a packet, it goes in all directions.
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Never rub your eyes after chopping chilli.
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Harbal: Geronimolion's posts may cause severe headache?
For him, after being hit over the head with a mallet.
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mollybaby: For him, after being hit over the head with a mallet.
How about rubbing chopped chili in his eyes?
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Harbal: How about rubbing chopped chili in his eyes?
Ah no, he's a nice enough fella
But I do get sick of hearing that stuff
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mollybaby: Ah no, he's a nice enough fella
But I do get sick of hearing that stuff
But I do get sick of hearing that stuff
How about just one eye then?
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Forgetting to label which container contains the hot sauce before you dip your chip into it.
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Harbal: How about just one eye then?
we should really bring him into this discussion. He might have his own preferences.
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Harbal: And trying to open a packet too early may cause offence.
That rarely happens lol
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Deedee123x: That rarely happens lol
..I aways put one on early.....saves painting the ceiling next morning......
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Harbal: How about just one eye then?
Just rub some on his hands and let fate take its course.
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truheart1941: ..I aways put one on early.....saves painting the ceiling next morning......
You do know there's a Best Before date on them, don't you?
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truheart1941: ..I aways put one on early.....saves painting the ceiling next morning......
I love a man who thinks ahead....pardon the pun.
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mollybaby: You do know there's a Best Before date on them, don't you?
,,I have one that ran out of date in 1961.......which ,,,,i,m saving for you........ 
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Trying to open clamshell packaging may cause mental break down!
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truheart1941: ,,I have one that ran out of date in 1961.......which ,,,,i,m saving for you........
Bless you
It will definitely be a genuine antique by then
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Deedee123x: I love a man who thinks ahead....pardon the pun.
Yeah all these old billy goats with their pink rinses could should be ashamed of themselves flashing their pinballs on a public forum
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Tanqueray: Yeah all these old billy goats with their pink rinses could should be ashamed of themselves flashing their pinballs on a public forum
Tan.
Will that be a red or a white ill pour for you
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Two that come to mind:
Using marmalade may cause your immediate surroundings to become very sticky.
Trying to seperate cheese slices may lead to severe temper loss.