Harbal: We've had health warnings on tobacco products for a while now but are there any other products that should come with a prominently displayed warning on the label?
Two that come to mind:
Using marmalade may cause your immediate surroundings to become very sticky.
Trying to seperate cheese slices may lead to severe temper loss.
Harbal: We've had health warnings on tobacco products for a while now but are there any other products that should come with a prominently displayed warning on the label?
Two that come to mind:
Using marmalade may cause your immediate surroundings to become very sticky.
Trying to seperate cheese slices may lead to severe temper loss.
Trying to frantically open a jar of beetroot may cause a jackson pollock!!
Tanqueray: Yeah all these old billy goats with their pink rinses could should be ashamed of themselves flashing their pinballs on a public forum
"Finesse", a "signature technique" perhaps?. Not that you and the two "Emerald Isle" Lady's need too, but the "combination technique" really does wipe out any doubt.
It certainly appears that you lady's may have perused Sun Tzu "The art of war"?. But then again, it may be that innate "Warrior" spirit?.
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He's the second men you want to hit with a mallet today.
Does almost getting a panic attack after being unable to open a Nescafe coffee can early in the morning counts?
Sometimes I think they are made for people with superpowers.