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Feb 27, 2018 3:17 PM CST Warnings
Krinka
KrinkaKrinkaAtlanta, Georgia USA1 Threads 231 Posts
mollybaby: For him, after being hit over the head with a mallet.


He's the second men you want to hit with a mallet today. laugh

Does almost getting a panic attack after being unable to open a Nescafe coffee can early in the morning counts? confused

Sometimes I think they are made for people with superpowers. laugh
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Feb 27, 2018 5:20 PM CST Warnings
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
Harbal: We've had health warnings on tobacco products for a while now but are there any other products that should come with a prominently displayed warning on the label?

Two that come to mind:

Using marmalade may cause your immediate surroundings to become very sticky.

Trying to seperate cheese slices may lead to severe temper loss.


Eating too much chocolate can cause weight gain.

dunno
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Feb 27, 2018 5:22 PM CST Warnings
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
Harbal: We've had health warnings on tobacco products for a while now but are there any other products that should come with a prominently displayed warning on the label?

Two that come to mind:

Using marmalade may cause your immediate surroundings to become very sticky.

Trying to seperate cheese slices may lead to severe temper loss.


Trying to frantically open a jar of beetroot may cause a jackson pollock!!
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Feb 28, 2018 8:04 PM CST Warnings
zacron
zacronzacronsydney, New South Wales Australia4 Threads 66 Posts
Tanqueray: Yeah all these old billy goats with their pink rinses could should be ashamed of themselves flashing their pinballs on a public forum


"Finesse", a "signature technique" perhaps?.
Not that you and the two "Emerald Isle" Lady's need too, but the "combination technique" really does wipe out any doubt.

It certainly appears that you lady's may have perused Sun Tzu "The art of war"?.
But then again, it may be that innate "Warrior" spirit?.
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