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Feb 27, 2018 2:49 PM CST Grab a granny!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
I was partial to the odd grab a granny night, especially in my younger days, when granny meant 35-40, but it seems like every night is "grab a granny" night on CS!

Greetings to the "blue rinse brigade"

wave
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Feb 27, 2018 2:56 PM CST Grab a granny!
Tanqueray
TanquerayTanquerayLondon, Greater London, England UK185 Posts
One2note: I was partial to the odd grab a granny night, especially in my younger days, when granny meant 35-40, but it seems like every night is "grab a granny" night on CS!

Greetings to the "blue rinse brigade"


rolling on the floor laughing oh for crying out loud rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 27, 2018 3:08 PM CST Grab a granny!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Tanqueray: oh for crying out loud


That's not including those who, by their own admission, have decided to remain 50 years old.doh
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Feb 27, 2018 3:14 PM CST Grab a granny!
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
One2note: I was partial to the odd grab a granny night, especially in my younger days, when granny meant 35-40, but it seems like every night is "grab a granny" night on CS!

Greetings to the "blue rinse brigade"

They´re called "GILF" these days
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Feb 27, 2018 3:16 PM CST Grab a granny!
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: I was partial to the odd grab a granny night, especially in my younger days, when granny meant 35-40, but it seems like every night is "grab a granny" night on CS!

Greetings to the "blue rinse brigade"



I have to laugh, that is a piece of advice i gave to a guy today

When he said , all he needed now was someone to keep him warm
under the duvet,, we were talking about the bad weather ,and the panic shopping,
no bread on the shelves etc,,, so i said go to the shop,, "Grab A Granny"
offer her some bread ,and take her home.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 27, 2018 3:17 PM CST Grab a granny!
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
One2note: I was partial to the odd grab a granny night, especially in my younger days, when granny meant 35-40, but it seems like every night is "grab a granny" night on CS!

Greetings to the "blue rinse brigade"


Would you like an open or closed casket??

grin
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Feb 27, 2018 3:19 PM CST Grab a granny!
Krinka
KrinkaKrinkaAtlanta, Georgia USA1 Threads 231 Posts
I thought you were banned. laugh
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Feb 27, 2018 3:20 PM CST Grab a granny!
jimgi
jimgijimgiroscommon, Roscommon Ireland3 Threads 1 Polls 978 Posts
Deedee123x: Would you like an open or closed casket??


We're on a budget here yanno.
It'll be one of them wicker tree hugger coffins.
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Feb 27, 2018 3:21 PM CST Grab a granny!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
annaroach: I have to laugh, that is a piece of advice i gave to a guy today

When he said , all he needed now was someone to keep him warm
under the duvet,, we were talking about the bad weather ,and the panic shopping,
no bread on the shelves etc,,, so i said go to the shop,, "Grab A Granny"
offer her some bread ,and take her home.

Don't old people bake their own bread?dunno
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Feb 27, 2018 3:23 PM CST Grab a granny!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Deedee123x: Would you like an open or closed casket??


That depends, if I died on the job, I doubt they could put a lid on me!!
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Feb 27, 2018 3:24 PM CST Grab a granny!
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: Don't old people bake their own bread?



I don't know, the next time i meet one i will ask , just for you OK!!
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Feb 27, 2018 3:24 PM CST Grab a granny!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Krinka: I thought you were banned.


I'm as surprised as you aredunno laugh
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Feb 27, 2018 3:25 PM CST Grab a granny!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Bnaughty: They´re called "GILF" these days


Maybe to a limited fewcheering laugh
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Feb 27, 2018 3:27 PM CST Grab a granny!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
annaroach: I don't know, the next time i meet one i will ask , just for you OK!!


Pensioners always complain about the cold weather, but in never seems to affect them on pension day.laugh
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Feb 27, 2018 3:31 PM CST Grab a granny!
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: Pensioners always complain about the cold weather, but in never seems to affect them on pension day.



Sorry, i can't help you there either !!
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Feb 27, 2018 3:32 PM CST Grab a granny!
Tanqueray
TanquerayTanquerayLondon, Greater London, England UK185 Posts
One2note: That's not including those who, by their own admission, have decided to remain 50 years old.


Well the least you could of done was advise they book themselves into the Misrepresentation Clinic to undergo a few sessions of truth therapy under the influence of utter kobblers to try and put them straight for a second or two.wine
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Feb 27, 2018 3:35 PM CST Grab a granny!
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
jimgi: We're on a budget here yanno.
It'll be one of them wicker tree hugger coffins.


So its open so Jim...no.just wondering is all.
laugh
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Feb 27, 2018 3:37 PM CST Grab a granny!
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
One2note: That depends, if I died on the job, I doubt they could put a lid on me!!


Im sure she would beg to differ
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Feb 27, 2018 3:38 PM CST Grab a granny!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Tanqueray: Well the least you could of done was advise they book themselves into the Misrepresentation Clinic to undergo a few sessions of truth therapy under the influence of utter kobblers to try and put them straight for a second or two.


I have a theory!professor
You can generally tell their age, by the amount of ripples on her behind. Similar to how a teecologist would tell the age of a tree!laugh
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Feb 27, 2018 3:39 PM CST Grab a granny!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Deedee123x: Im sure she would beg to differ


I expected a better comeback than thatcomfort
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