SweetnFunnyChicSharjah, United Arab Emirates374 posts
One2note: Have you got the sufficient skills, i.e. Domestic, emotional, financial or social skills, to be that person everyone would want to date. All I hear is complaints about the opposite gender, yet I'm not overwhelmed by your own personal attributes. Keep it short & witty... I have a low attention span.
Mercedes_00: Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies.
I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees.
I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see.
I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman
Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed. I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing It ought to make you proud. I say,
It's in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand, The need of my care, 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
~Maya Angelou
Yeah. Okay. But can you cook and bait yer own hook, M?
I’m just a good ol’ country boy Who’s been all around the world That’s how I learned that all I want Is just a good ol’ country girl
Who’ll help me move my life along Who’ll help me sing my wayward song Who’ll be with me ‘til this life’s gone And never more will we be alone
Don’t want a girl who never learned to cook Don’t want a girl who can’t bait her hook Don’t want a girl who can’t read my look And know me, like she wrote the book
Who’ll help me move my life along Who’ll help me sing my wayward song Who’ll be with me ‘til this life’s gone And never more will we be alone
I just want a girl who’ll hold my hand Who’ll share my life, and understand She’ll be my wife, and I’ll be her man Just us together, and the world be damned
She’ll help me move my life along She’ll help me sing my wayward song She’ll be with me ‘til this life’s gone And never more will we be alone
We’ll share our sunsets on the front porch swing We’ll share the chirpin’ song that the crickets sing We’ll share kisses that’ll make the church bells ring We’ll share all of these and many other things
She’ll help me move my life along She’ll help me sing my wayward song She’ll be with me ‘til this life’s gone And never more will we be alone
We’ll share all that comes on our life’s tides And when angels call me to the other side I’ll be waitin’ there with my arms held wide For the girl I asked to be my bride
She helped me move my life along She helped me sing my wayward song She shared my life ‘til it was gone And never more will we be alone
Me.
Morning (Or Evening, in YOUR case), M!. Haven't put it to music, yet. But I'll get around to it, someday. And you're probably right. I CAN see all the boy's heads turning, when you walk into a room! But, UNLESS he's got a oversize ego, and a massive inferiority complex, why should THAT be important, to a man? As far as THIS thread goes, I DON'T think I'd make a "good" partner! I'm ornery, opinionated, and, on occasion, can BE a straight up arsehole! The idea that ANYONE, MUCH LESS a woman I'd love/want, could tolerate living with me, would SURPRISE ME, more than anyone ELSE! But hope springs eternal! And I've seen a few STRANGE things, on this trip! Just trying to keep it honest, here.
Ahhhhh. ...come on guys....lets get real here...... ..(men) your like a plucked chicken...looking in a mirror....and seeing a peacock...in all its glory....you know..it aint going to happen..... ....(ps)....keep the mirror.....its your best friend....
truheart1941: Ahhhhh. ...come on guys....lets get real here...... ..(men) your like a plucked chicken...looking in a mirror....and seeing a peacock...in all its glory....you know..it aint going to happen..... ....(ps)....keep the mirror.....its your best friend....
One2note: Have you got the sufficient skills, i.e. Domestic, emotional, financial or social skills, to be that person everyone would want to date. All I hear is complaints about the opposite gender, yet I'm not overwhelmed by your own personal attributes. Keep it short & witty... I have a low attention span.
If you think your significant other is there only to serve you meals, clean your home, support you financially, then maybe, just maybe you should consider dating yourself. Wake up to the fact you are looking for perfection and you are far from perfect yourself, if you keep this up you will die alone.
Mercedes_00: Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies.
I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees.
I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see.
I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman
Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed. I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing It ought to make you proud. I say,
It's in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand, The need of my care, 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
~Maya Angelou
Maya Angelou's "On the Pulse of Morning" to Samuel Barber's "Adagio for Strings"
PPC18: If you think your significant other is there only to serve you meals, clean your home, support you financially, then maybe, just maybe you should consider dating yourself. Wake up to the fact you are looking for perfection and you are far from perfect yourself, if you keep this up you will die alone.
I don't think it's unreasonable to bake me a cake at 3am, do you?
girlonaswingReading, Berkshire, England UK17 posts
One2note: Have you got the sufficient skills, i.e. Domestic, emotional, financial or social skills, to be that person everyone would want to date. All I hear is complaints about the opposite gender, yet I'm not overwhelmed by your own personal attributes. Keep it short & witty... I have a low attention span.
Domestic - place is clean food smells good, emotional - easygoing and undemanding financial - finances healthy social skills - tell occasional porkies. Like about my domestic emotional and financial status.
Dont complain about opposite gender though. Hand on heart scouts honour.
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