BEFORE you guys all start jumping down my throat, for creating a thread for ladies, listen to the purpose of this thread. And I ask you ladies to refrain from posting on this thread. IF you do, I can't do anything about that. But you'll only be limiting the usefulness of THIS thread, to YOU, by doing so. Because there IS a limit to the total number of posts allowed, on any one tread. (And I WILL be creating a SIMILAR thread, EXPRESSLY for you girls!)
This is ACTUALLY a thread for us guys. It's a place where WE guys can describe our "fantasy mate"! The girl we'd LIKE to have by our side, IF we could only find her.
How's THAT going to help? It'll create a 1 stop shopping mall, FOR THE LADIES to browse. (And ALL us guys KNOW how ladies like to BROWSE shopping malls!) And IF they think they might BE the girl this or that guy's hoping/wishing/dreaming to find, then they can contact him. I know! I can hear you thinking! We ALREADY have a profile, here. They can look in our profiles! Yeah! They could! You're right! But there's AT LEAST ! B-I-G drawback, to browsing profiles. IF you haven't noticed, there's an entry, on EVERY profile, that is "Last Online". And "I" DON'T know, about you, but THAT is the FIRST thing I look at, when I look at a profile, now. Why? Because I can't NUMBER the number of profiles I've looked at, here, over the time I've been here, where the woman's LAST online date was 6 months, 1 year, even 2 years ago! Which, for all PRACTICAL purposes, means that the woman is NO LONGER "available"! And attempting to contact the woman is a pointless waste of time and effort. (I've HAD my share of UNanswered messages!) So, by posting a description of the woman you're looking for, HERE, you''l accomplish 2 time saving things. 1. ALL the women that will browse you, HERE, WILL BE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE women! 2. THEY will be finding YOU! Instead of YOU wading through 483,916 profiles, to find 1 POSSIBILITY! (Let THEM do the "work", guys! Women LOVE shopping!) 3. As the folks that participate in the forums are MUCH LESS LIKELY to be scammers (as scammers AREN'T as likely to use their time and energy, in/on the forums, as it's not conducive to THEIR objective of making money), them they women that message you, because of your post, HERE, are LESS LIKELY to be after your money! And MORE into having a REAL "relationship WITH you! So, for ALL these reasons (and MORE) THIS makes sense! So NOW, I'm going to describe what "I" want, in/of/from the lady of MY dreams!
#1. I NEED a woman that can TOLERATE an obstinate, opinionated, "dirty ol' man"! If you CAN'T handle THAT, then you're wasting your time.
BEYOND THAT REQUIREMENT, MY "dreamboat" is a tall, slim girl. Preferably with dark long(er/ish) hair and small(er/ish) breasts. But, INSTEAD of wasting your time, reading a physical description, since your personality IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT, than your "looks" (to ME), let me tell you about the girl I'd LOVE to meet! She's a LIVELY girl! Has a warm and ready smile! And a twinkle in her eye! A little "mischief", now and again, DOESN'T throw her off stride! She's a curious girl! Has WIDE RANGING interests! She's a TOLERANT girl! (Lord KNOWS, living with ME, she'll HAVE to be!) Flexible, in attitude and desires. FUN loving and adventurous. Is intelligent enough to "think" on her feet. Introvert or extrovert DOESN'T matter, to me. But a girl whose GOT to have people around her ALL the time, WON'T work, as I like time to/for myself (and WITH her). A girl who is READY, WILLING, and ABLE to talk to/with me - about ANY/EVERYTHING. I'll wanna know HER, BETTER than I know myself! A HAPPY woman makes for a HAPPY life! And, IF I don't KNOW her, HELPING HER "BE" happy, WILL BE a MORE difficult task, than it needs to be. I'm NOT a club/bar person, so IF the "nightlife's" IMPORTANT, to HER, it's probably NOT going to work. I DON'T want a needy girl! I want a girl I can SHARE WITH, not DO FOR!More than THAT, I'm flexible on/about.
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This is ACTUALLY a thread for us guys. It's a place where WE guys can describe our "fantasy mate"! The girl we'd LIKE to have by our side, IF we could only find her.
How's THAT going to help? It'll create a 1 stop shopping mall, FOR THE LADIES to browse. (And ALL us guys KNOW how ladies like to BROWSE shopping malls!) And IF they think they might BE the girl this or that guy's hoping/wishing/dreaming to find, then they can contact him. I know! I can hear you thinking! We ALREADY have a profile, here. They can look in our profiles! Yeah! They could! You're right! But there's AT LEAST ! B-I-G drawback, to browsing profiles. IF you haven't noticed, there's an entry, on EVERY profile, that is "Last Online". And "I" DON'T know, about you, but THAT is the FIRST thing I look at, when I look at a profile, now. Why? Because I can't NUMBER the number of profiles I've looked at, here, over the time I've been here, where the woman's LAST online date was 6 months, 1 year, even 2 years ago! Which, for all PRACTICAL purposes, means that the woman is NO LONGER "available"! And attempting to contact the woman is a pointless waste of time and effort. (I've HAD my share of UNanswered messages!) So, by posting a description of the woman you're looking for, HERE, you''l accomplish 2 time saving things. 1. ALL the women that will browse you, HERE, WILL BE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE women! 2. THEY will be finding YOU! Instead of YOU wading through 483,916 profiles, to find 1 POSSIBILITY! (Let THEM do the "work", guys! Women LOVE shopping!) 3. As the folks that participate in the forums are MUCH LESS LIKELY to be scammers (as scammers AREN'T as likely to use their time and energy, in/on the forums, as it's not conducive to THEIR objective of making money), them they women that message you, because of your post, HERE, are LESS LIKELY to be after your money! And MORE into having a REAL "relationship WITH you! So, for ALL these reasons (and MORE) THIS makes sense! So NOW, I'm going to describe what "I" want, in/of/from the lady of MY dreams!
#1. I NEED a woman that can TOLERATE an obstinate, opinionated, "dirty ol' man"! If you CAN'T handle THAT, then you're wasting your time.
BEYOND THAT REQUIREMENT, MY "dreamboat" is a tall, slim girl. Preferably with dark long(er/ish) hair and small(er/ish) breasts. But, INSTEAD of wasting your time, reading a physical description, since your personality IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT, than your "looks" (to ME), let me tell you about the girl I'd LOVE to meet! She's a LIVELY girl! Has a warm and ready smile! And a twinkle in her eye! A little "mischief", now and again, DOESN'T throw her off stride! She's a curious girl! Has WIDE RANGING interests! She's a TOLERANT girl! (Lord KNOWS, living with ME, she'll HAVE to be!) Flexible, in attitude and desires. FUN loving and adventurous. Is intelligent enough to "think" on her feet. Introvert or extrovert DOESN'T matter, to me. But a girl whose GOT to have people around her ALL the time, WON'T work, as I like time to/for myself (and WITH her). A girl who is READY, WILLING, and ABLE to talk to/with me - about ANY/EVERYTHING. I'll wanna know HER, BETTER than I know myself! A HAPPY woman makes for a HAPPY life! And, IF I don't KNOW her, HELPING HER "BE" happy, WILL BE a MORE difficult task, than it needs to be. I'm NOT a club/bar person, so IF the "nightlife's" IMPORTANT, to HER, it's probably NOT going to work. I DON'T want a needy girl! I want a girl I can SHARE WITH, not DO FOR!More than THAT, I'm flexible on/about.