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It's like the camp fire scene in Blazing Saddles.
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest: "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silently thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
The rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest: "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silently thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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Jeremy Kyle!!!!!
FFS. Get me out of here.
FFS. Get me out of here.
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deviant_slice: Flo Rida - Good Feeling.
Can't post the vid, but I'm dancing.
Can't post the vid, but I'm dancing.
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If that's the vid you've just tried to post, can't watch the vid either.
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deviant_slice: If that's the vid you've just tried to post, can't watch the vid either.
I'm not going over there and singing it to you------ This thread has reached the limit ------
I only know "Wooo ooo oooo, I get a good feeling"
Think I'm starting to get to a few people.
Think I'm starting to get to a few people.
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mollybaby: I'm not going over there and singing it to you
Aww. We could duet.------ This thread has reached the limit ------
deviant_slice: Aww. We could duet.
I'll be flo, you be rida 
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mollybaby: I'll be flo, you be rida
You be Flo and I'll be Andy Capp. "Woo, why aye man, av gorra canny feelin'"
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Well. That concludes another scintillating morning tea break.
Next stop lunch, and another thrilling episode of "Guess the culinary delight".
Laters.
Next stop lunch, and another thrilling episode of "Guess the culinary delight".
Laters.
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deviant_slice: It's the way I slur me "r"s.
I'm sliding right off my seat------ This thread has reached the limit ------
Some threads missing ... is anyone in the lockup?
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Lookin4missright: Some threads missing ... is anyone in the lockup?
Whose threads?I rarely follow what's here and what's missing, or who
Unless they are missing for a few months, then I remember them
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Today current thought is just listening songs . baby I miss you . very nice song. Must listen all
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mollybaby: Whose threads?
I rarely follow what's here and what's missing, or who
Unless they are missing for a few months, then I remember them
I can't remember the names I rarely follow what's here and what's missing, or who
Unless they are missing for a few months, then I remember them
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I don't know where my love has gone.::sad_flower:
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mollybaby: I'm sliding right off my seat
Clunk click then.------ This thread has reached the limit ------
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Can't post the vid, but I'm dancing.