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Apr 7, 2018 4:52 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
They've taken the walnut off the Walnut Whip and now they're just called "Whip" now.

I can see confusion ensuing at the confectionary counter now.

"I'd like a Whip please"

"Sorry sir, Anne Summers is next door"
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Apr 7, 2018 5:43 PM CST Shock. Horror.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: They've taken the walnut off the Walnut Whip and now they're just called "Whip" now.

I can see confusion ensuing at the confectionary counter now.

"I'd like a Whip please"

"Sorry sir, Anne Summers is next door"


Maybe they'll sell the walnuts separately.
Then you could go into a shop and ask for a pair of nuts grin
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Apr 7, 2018 5:45 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: Maybe they'll sell the walnuts separately.
Then you could go into a shop and ask for a pair of nuts



Oooh. Cruel.
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Apr 7, 2018 5:46 PM CST Shock. Horror.
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
deviant_slice: They've taken the walnut off the Walnut Whip and now they're just called "Whip" now.

I can see confusion ensuing at the confectionary counter now.
"I'd like a Whip please"
"Sorry sir, Anne Summers is next door"


Too many nuts with allergies ?

Anne Summers ... vib sales are sky high ... too many women with nuts allergies ;-)
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Apr 7, 2018 5:49 PM CST Shock. Horror.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
HexagonKeySet: Too many nuts with allergies ?

Anne Summers ... vib sales are sky high ... too many women with nuts allergies ;-)



Whips and vibes cool
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Apr 7, 2018 5:51 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: Whips and vibes



And Spam. There's a combination.
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Apr 7, 2018 5:54 PM CST Shock. Horror.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: And Spam. There's a combination.


You're just getting down and dirty now
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Apr 7, 2018 5:55 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: You're just getting down and dirty now


If you could peer into my head right now, you'd slap me.
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Apr 7, 2018 5:58 PM CST Shock. Horror.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: If you could peer into my head right now, you'd slap me.


Or write an award-winning article for Psychology Today.
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Apr 7, 2018 6:02 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: Or write an award-winning article for Psychology Today.


Nah. Might make it into Women's Realm though.
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Apr 7, 2018 6:07 PM CST Shock. Horror.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: Nah. Might make it into Women's Realm though.


I don't think their readers are into kits, whips and vibes.

But I may be wrong
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Apr 7, 2018 6:11 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: I don't think their readers are into kits, whips and vibes.

But I may be wrong



If you try to dress it up as a knitting pattern it might slip through.
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Apr 7, 2018 6:11 PM CST Shock. Horror.
Miwagi
MiwagiMiwagiFlyover, Kentucky USA47 Threads 2 Polls 1,753 Posts
deviant_slice: If you could peer into my head right now, you'd slap me.


Embedded image from another site
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Apr 7, 2018 6:15 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
@Miwagi.


thumbs up
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Apr 7, 2018 6:17 PM CST Shock. Horror.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: If you try to dress it up as a knitting pattern it might slip through.




Embedded image from another site
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Apr 7, 2018 6:23 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
Phwoooar. Just slap me now and get it out of the way.
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Apr 7, 2018 6:25 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
Two can play at that game.


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Apr 7, 2018 6:27 PM CST Shock. Horror.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: Two can play at that game.


I like a man in a big chunky jumper wink
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Apr 7, 2018 6:37 PM CST Shock. Horror.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: I like a man in a big chunky jumper


I have heard rumours.
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Apr 7, 2018 6:39 PM CST Shock. Horror.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: I have heard rumours.



One shouldn't believe all one hears wink
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