Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp: (70)

Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:10 AM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
I would be general galrads (w/specialties in being entertained, travel, and environmental science.)


Tru and Stringman would be chaplains at Parris Island

Harbal would be colonel of the urinal responsible for cleaning the latrines on USS CVN-76 using only his dog tags; followed and washed down using a fire hose by Warrant Officer ooby-dooby

Chris would be a mess cook on USS CVN-77

Pedro and one2note would be critical care nurses, stationed at Camp Pendleton Naval Hospital

Conrad would be Range officer on the Island

Dedovix would be Veterinarian for bulldog corporal Chesty XIV

Inthewoods would be MP instructor at Fort Leonardwood, Missouri

LeeCharming would be a Drill Instructor on the island (no Hollywood Marines.)

Ali would be horticulturists in charge of the produce grown on Marine Corps Base Hawaii Naval station

Miwagi would be the recruiter at Camp Perry near Port Clinton, Ohio

reb56 would be camp Lejeune’s journalist and publisher

aries would be the lead maintenance worker in Iraq

epirb would be the armorer aboard the USS Annapolis (SSN-760) (dream job)

Lookin would be the Head Financial management analyst at RAAF Base Darwin Australia

let_us would be the dentist and psychiatrist on Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, and also responsible for personally treating global outbreaks of syphilis and gonorrhea.

Aquatic veterinarians (vacant)

Chief Physician bureau of medicine (vacant)

Military Police at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar (vacant)

Guard for POTUS’s Marine One in Washington DC (vacant)

Science and engineering officer (vacant)

Computer and IT Specialist (vacant)

Librarian (vacant)

Band member (vacant)


I know I forgot someone?

Note: This thread is posted in the Jokes and Humor section
Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:14 AM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
how did u get this thread on?
Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:18 AM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
reb56: how did u get this thread on?
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Why, what have you heard?
Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:22 AM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
No women Galrads? Your braver than you look laugh
Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:45 AM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
rizlared: No women Galrads? Your braver than you look
I didn’t notice? dunno
Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:23 AM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
[quote=galrads

Schmexy Librarian (vacant)

Kaybee nerd

Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:30 AM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
[quote=galrads

Schmexy Librarian (vacant)

Kaybee nerd]

General Kaybee .....

Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:05 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
Is that space for me ?
Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:18 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
Hello sexy pussycat
Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:34 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
Sure, I believe that there are 7 vacancies remaining, excluding privates. wave
Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:39 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
galrads: Sure, I believe that there are 7 vacancies remaining, excluding privates.
But u have to choose nor me. Ur employing.
Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:00 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
I don't think anyone has included their privates on your vacancies list, honey.
Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:12 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
Snookums33: But u have to choose nor me. Ur employing.
Ok, then. Computer and IT Specialist Snookums !
Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:20 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
Well, then, jac..... would you honor us as the head science and engineering officer? wine
Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:26 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
...I dont want to be a chaplain.......blues crying crying ....I want to be military police...with a machine gun......professor
Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:34 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
Presently, the only MP vacancy is in San Diego, California and it would be a pay grade cut from a chaplain.... are you sure you want to do this? dunno
Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:38 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
galrads: Presently, the only MP vacancy is in San Diego, California and it would be a pay grade cut from a chaplain.... are you sure you want to do this?
........YES........can i shoot people......????????banana banana banana
Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:54 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
truheart1941: ........YES........can i shoot people......????????
Ok then. trueheart, you now have Military Police duty at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar. However, since you’re trigger happy, you will not be assigned border patrol while there. laugh

Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:48 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
galrads: Ok then. trueheart, you now have Military Police duty at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar. However, since you’re trigger happy, you will not be assigned border patrol while there.
,,,,,,,,,thats not fair...as a marine....i have the right to bear arms.........very mad professor
Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:58 PM CST Under eminent domain, when CS is absorbed by the United States Marine Corp:
truheart1941: ,,,,,,,,,thats not fair...as a marine....i have the right to bear arms.........
True tru, you are free to bear arms anytime. It’s advised, though, that you use a quality sunscreen to protect them from the Sun in Southern California. grin
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