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Everything now....you've jumped ship while I slept.. / i was pushed .................so
..furthermore....after our wild nite of passion....you were sound hoo......I did shout out cooooooooooowe....but the ship sailed on.......so i swam ashore.....built a hut....fryed some eggs/bacon......and got a suntan........and heres you moaning....while I sufferd.....
..furthermore....after our wild nite of passion....you were sound hoo......I did shout out cooooooooooowe....but the ship sailed on.......so i swam ashore.....built a hut....fryed some eggs/bacon......and got a suntan........and heres you moaning....while I sufferd.....
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truheart1941: Everything now....you've jumped ship while I slept.. / i was pushed .................so
..furthermore....after our wild nite of passion....you were sound hoo......I did shout out cooooooooooowe....but the ship sailed on.......so i swam ashore.....built a hut....fryed some eggs/bacon......and got a suntan........and heres you moaning....while I sufferd.....
What a porkie...furthermore....after our wild nite of passion....you were sound hoo......I did shout out cooooooooooowe....but the ship sailed on.......so i swam ashore.....built a hut....fryed some eggs/bacon......and got a suntan........and heres you moaning....while I sufferd.....
You've never heard me moan....
...yet.
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BerrySmoothie: What a porkie.
You've never heard me moan....
...yet.
..true..now i have this new hearing aid........things may be better then....????You've never heard me moan....
...yet.
..no more boats....lets fly.......the mile high club......
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truheart1941: ..true..now i have this new hearing aid........things may be better then....???? ..no more boats....lets fly.......the mile high club......
Let's just keep it down to earth.....I have to be sure of the goods first.....before we take it to the skies....
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BerrySmoothie: Let's just keep it down to earth.....I have to be sure of the goods first.....before we take it to the skies....
..ok ..i hate flying too......how big is your garden..and....are there wasps...????? 
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Deedee123x: Send a message to someone, you would like to say something to but for some reason are unable to.
See it as a form of therapy.
You just cant use their name.
It's not the wasps you need to be afraid of...See it as a form of therapy.
You just cant use their name.
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BerrySmoothie: It's not the wasps you need to be afraid of...
........
earthquakes.??....perhaps you should tell me now.....as it will ease the shock....
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Deedee123x: Send a message to someone, you would like to say something to but for some reason are unable to.
See it as a form of therapy.
You just cant use their name.
If you can handle the ride, I'm at least a 7.8 on the richter scale.See it as a form of therapy.
You just cant use their name.
Beware.
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BerrySmoothie: If you can handle the ride, I'm at least a 7.8 on the richter scale.
Beware.
..yes....I could handle that...no problem.......Beware.
::joy: 
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truheart1941: ..yes....I could handle that...no problem....... ::joy: ......
must go now for dinner....a very large steak +trimmings to keep my body in shape for the event...... ------ This thread is Archived ------
truheart1941: ..yes....I could handle that...no problem....... ::joy: ......
Hmmm 
You'll be needing earthquake insurance cover.
Gotta go....time for my walk.....
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No Dear A in this case,
But an expression of gratitude to someone.
Thank you for talking to me. For taking a little weight off my shoulders and for helping me to replace self doubt for her. Into a positive.
I am grateful
But an expression of gratitude to someone.
Thank you for talking to me. For taking a little weight off my shoulders and for helping me to replace self doubt for her. Into a positive.
I am grateful
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DA
Like seriously you put up a blog complaining I reply with my decent truth you remove my post because I didn't' say what you wanted to hear?
I will never understand woman bloody crazy specimens.
Like seriously you put up a blog complaining I reply with my decent truth you remove my post because I didn't' say what you wanted to hear?
I will never understand woman bloody crazy specimens.
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Deedee123x: ....try to use that time to sort out Tru, Lookin and Deviant....they are unruly.
I think they would like you to teach em some manners
I think they would like you to teach em some manners
I'm depressed! 
Whasa MATTER, Dee? "I" AIN'T "unruly" ENOUGH , for ya? 
And ALL this time I thought "I" was the one everybody loved to hate! I tell ya "I" JUST DON'T GET NO respect! 
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Mercedes_00: But she's smooth
Knock! Knock! 
Hello. I'm the newly appointed OFFICIAL Royal Australian Hoo Haw Inspector. 
And our office has been getting some SHOCKING information! 
There's a VICIOUS rumor going around that YOU wax your Hoo Haw! And I'm here to inspect said Hoo Haw, to INSURE that she's SMOOOOOOOOOOOTH, to code standard! 
If we could just step inside, I'd like to PERSONALLY inspect your Hoo Haw. We HAVE to ABSOLUTELY SURE the nation's Hoo Haw waxers ARE maintaining standards! If you'll just drop yer drawers, and bend over, this inspection SHOULD be over in about 4 hours! Thank you for your CO-OPERATION! ------ This thread is Archived ------
DA
From one poster to another poster my legs spread sitting on my gym bench is because I'm stretching my hip flexors/Quads and inner thighs before class that's what I do so get your mind out of the gutter and behave.
From one poster to another poster my legs spread sitting on my gym bench is because I'm stretching my hip flexors/Quads and inner thighs before class that's what I do so get your mind out of the gutter and behave.
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Mercedes_00: DA
From one poster to another poster my legs spread sitting on my gym bench is because I'm stretching my hip flexors/Quads and inner thighs before class that's what I do so get your mind out of the gutter and behave.
The words legs spread come off wrong I should of said the way my legs are positioned sitting on my gym bench From one poster to another poster my legs spread sitting on my gym bench is because I'm stretching my hip flexors/Quads and inner thighs before class that's what I do so get your mind out of the gutter and behave.
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Mercedes_00: DA
From one poster to another poster my legs spread sitting on my gym bench is because I'm stretching my hip flexors/Quads and inner thighs before class that's what I do so get your mind out of the gutter and behave.
Sure, I believe you From one poster to another poster my legs spread sitting on my gym bench is because I'm stretching my hip flexors/Quads and inner thighs before class that's what I do so get your mind out of the gutter and behave.
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Track16: Sure, I believe you
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