You got to love the Irish.............................. (26)

May 9, 2018 12:28 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
You Have to Love The Irish

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind Lord, I found one.'
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father...'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'
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Paddy was in New York ..

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'
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Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'

'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?'
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut .. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'

'Just water,' says the priest.

The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'

The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'
May 11, 2018 5:03 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
Don't think I'd agree to give up the whiskey!

Jameson tastes too good.
May 11, 2018 5:04 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
Do people still call their kids Paddy?
May 11, 2018 5:12 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
SlainteMhaithx
SlainteMhaithxSlainteMhaithxLimerick, Ireland5 Threads 1,336 Posts
Mercedes_00: Do people still call their kids Paddy?
Yup here they do....mostly called Patrick but nearly always end up being called Paddy.

It goes for the following too.

Michael = Mikey or Mickey
John = Johnny
Denis = Dinny
James = Jimmy or Jim
May 11, 2018 5:26 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
SlainteMhaithx: Yup here they do....mostly called Patrick but nearly always end up being called Paddy.

It goes for the following too.

Michael = Mikey or Mickey
John = Johnny
Denis = Dinny
James = Jimmy or Jim
thumbs up

With all the Paddy jokes it's like saying the name Paddy is a dummy so I'm surprised people would still call their kids Patrick if you know what I mean?

Why is the name paddy always in Irish jokes?
May 11, 2018 6:21 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
SlainteMhaithx
SlainteMhaithxSlainteMhaithxLimerick, Ireland5 Threads 1,336 Posts
Mercedes_00: With all the Paddy jokes it's like saying the name Paddy is a dummy so I'm surprised people would still call their kids Patrick if you know what I mean?

Why is the name paddy always in Irish jokes?
St. Patrick is the patron Saint of Ireland...so hence the Paddy reference.

Every nation has the piss taken out of them for some reason or another...i dont take Irish jokes personally...they are quite funny.

But to silence the notion that we are a nation of drinkers.because not all drink to excess here...i certainly dont.
I may talk about wine alot but i font drink much.
So my face and brain are quite safe for a while yet rolling on the floor laughing
May 11, 2018 7:07 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
SlainteMhaithx: St. Patrick is the patron Saint of Ireland...so hence the Paddy reference.

Every nation has the piss taken out of them for some reason or another...i dont take Irish jokes personally...they are quite funny.

But to silence the notion that we are a nation of drinkers.because not all drink to excess here...i certainly dont.
I may talk about wine alot but i font drink much.
So my face and brain are quite safe for a while yet
Gawd we party hard for St Pats Day I'm such a d*ck at timesrolling on the floor laughing
May 11, 2018 7:25 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
SlainteMhaithx
SlainteMhaithxSlainteMhaithxLimerick, Ireland5 Threads 1,336 Posts
Mercedes_00: Gawd we party hard for St Pats Day I'm such a d*ck at times
Funnily enough St. Patricks day celebrations here are by no means as popular as they are celebrated abroad....
So drink up and be a d*ck all.ya want cheers beer wine
laugh
May 11, 2018 7:36 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
SlainteMhaithx: Funnily enough St. Patricks day celebrations here are by no means as popular as they are celebrated abroad....
So drink up and be a d*ck all.ya want
A long time ago I went to the local tavern with some Irish guy mates of mine.

I wore a dress silly me I decided to enter a contest make that two contests blushing

Two to each team a long roll of plastic that had soap all over it had to run to the other end where there was a bucket full of water had to have my hands behind my back whilst I drowned sticking my head in that bucket to get an apple under my chin.

Slid and fell all the way back to put it under his chin hands behind my back rolling on the floor laughing

Anyway here I am drunk drenched sprinting down soapy plastic went went arse over head as I rolled my long beach dress wrapped around my head so I couldn't see I crashed into the bucket head first then I smashed up against the wall rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I have tears in my eyes right now laughing about that crazy day laugh
May 11, 2018 7:56 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
stuff the Irish......professor giggle giggle giggle hole
May 11, 2018 8:03 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
ChesneyChristonline now!
ChesneyChristonline now!ChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK3,707 Posts
There is very much a social obligation to like the Irish, yes. Almost two centuries on from the Irish famine and we're still supposed to pity theml it's politically correct to give them a laugh and a leg-up.
May 11, 2018 8:17 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
SlainteMhaithx
SlainteMhaithxSlainteMhaithxLimerick, Ireland5 Threads 1,336 Posts
Mercedes_00: A long time ago I went to the local tavern with some Irish guy mates of mine.

I wore a dress silly me I decided to enter a contest make that two contests

Two to each team a long roll of plastic that had soap all over it had to run to the other end where there was a bucket full of water had to have my hands behind my back whilst I drowned sticking my head in that bucket to get an apple under my chin.

Slid and fell all the way back to put it under his chin hands behind my back

Anyway here I am drunk drenched sprinting down soapy plastic went went arse over head as I rolled my long beach dress wrapped around my head so I couldn't see I crashed into the bucket head first then I smashed up against the wall

I have tears in my eyes right now laughing about that crazy day
Brilliant thumbs up
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 11, 2018 8:17 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
SlainteMhaithx
SlainteMhaithxSlainteMhaithxLimerick, Ireland5 Threads 1,336 Posts
ChesneyChrist: There is very much a social obligation to like the Irish, yes. Almost two centuries on from the Irish famine and we're still supposed to pity theml it's politically correct to give them a laugh and a leg-up.
We all love you too, Chesney roll eyes
May 11, 2018 8:34 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland221 Threads 7,491 Posts
ChesneyChrist: There is very much a social obligation to like the Irish, yes. Almost two centuries on from the Irish famine and we're still supposed to pity theml it's politically correct to give them a laugh and a leg-up.
You can go off people!!doh
May 11, 2018 8:38 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland221 Threads 7,491 Posts
truheart1941: stuff the Irish......
But not all at once !!rolling on the floor laughing
May 11, 2018 12:25 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland27 Threads 1 Polls 6,561 Posts
truheart1941: stuff the Irish......
. Sage & onion or sausage ? wow laugh
May 11, 2018 4:20 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
fifitrixibelle: . Sage & onion or sausage ?
for you a sausage.......I,d ram some meat up
you,.....tell yer.....giggle giggle giggle violin
May 11, 2018 4:29 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland27 Threads 1 Polls 6,561 Posts
truheart1941: for you a sausage.......I,d ram some meat up
you,.....tell yer.....
cocktail sausages dont count roll eyes
May 11, 2018 4:49 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
You got to love the Irish? Says who? I´m more into Thai and Welsh girls!
May 11, 2018 4:53 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
fifitrixibelle
fifitrixibellefifitrixibellegalway, Galway Ireland27 Threads 1 Polls 6,561 Posts
britishcolumbian: You Have to Love The Irish

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind Lord, I found one.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`


Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father...'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Paddy was in New York ..

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'

'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut .. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'

'Just water,' says the priest.

The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'

The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'
just for all the grumpy shits, it wasnt an irish person who started the thread....so pog mo thoin teddybear
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