You got to love the Irish.............................. (26)

May 13, 2018 5:11 AM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
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Sitting here now listening to Irish pub radio on the internet, one of my favorite web radio stations.
May 16, 2018 4:27 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
For those of you thinking of messing with the Irish - This is a true story professor


IRELAND DECLARES WAR ON FRANCE

Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," says Paddy, after a moment"s calculation, "there is meself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!" Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Begoora!" says Paddy. "I"ll have to ring you back." Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Chirac asks. "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy"s farm tractor." Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke." "Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I"ll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin"s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!" Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!" "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back." Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o" the mornin", Mr. Chirac! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war." "Really? I am sorry to hear that Paddy," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and decided there is no freakin" way we can feed 200,000 prisoners."
May 16, 2018 4:51 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
Yes we're great...
May 16, 2018 5:17 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
Have to admit I am partial to seeing Michael Flatley's versions of Irish Music & Dancing
and even as a lifelong Big band & jazz man, I do like a bit of per didly dldly diddly from a fiddler backed by a good Bhodran player as I watch Irish girls boobs bouncing & drink me potien to be sure I do laugh laugh laugh
May 16, 2018 6:19 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
fifitrixibelle: just for all the grumpy shits, it wasnt an irish person who started the thread....so pog mo thoin
rolling on the floor laughing No she is really Dutch, living in Canada

John McDermott singing "My old Man" crying
John sings this song with so much feeling wave
May 16, 2018 6:25 PM CST You got to love the Irish..............................
Boudreaux and Bertha .....................Okay a Cajun joke this time
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Boudreaux, out in his pasture in south Louisiana , takes a lightning-quick kick from a cow right in the crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said 'How bad is it Doc? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé, Bertha, is still a virgin - in every way.'

The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.'

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together . . . Quite an impressive work of art and engineering.

Boudreaux mentions none of this to Bertha, marries her, and they go on their honeymoon to Ville Platte.

That night in the motel room, Bertha slowly open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts.

She said, 'You're da first, nobody has EVER seen deez.'

Boudreaux immediately drops his pants and replies,

'Look at dis, Bertha.......

..... ..still in DA CRATE!'
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