On Kids..lol (6)

THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDREN...(HONEST AND NO
KIDDING):

1. A king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill a
2000 sq. ft house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run
over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the
motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy
wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is
strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to
spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling
fan is on. When using
the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball
up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can
hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't
stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words
"Uh-oh," it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and
lots of it.
9. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock
even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it
in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire
even on an overcast day.
10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive
tract of a four year old.
11. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in
the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming
pool you still cannot walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
16. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when
driving.
17. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
18. Always look in the oven before turning it on.
Plastic toys do not like ovens.
19. The fire department in Austin, TX. has a 5 minute
response time.
20. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not
make earthworms dizzy.
21. It will however make cats dizzy.
22. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy
23. 80% of men will try to mix brake fluid and clorox after reading this

Heard this one many times but always funny none the less

Have read others before but never that one.

Thanks for the laugh coldlakeprincess, I really needed a laugh this morning.

That sounds a lot like me growing up lol, you rock the Forums and i worship the ground you walk on Princess

Lol too cute....i relate totally to that.

Isnt Coldlakeprincess sweet.